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Old 01-09-2018, 05:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The only reason I think it would be offensive is because someone thinks it sounds offensive.
Little people sounds more offensive.
Would you as a man want to be know as a "little man"?


Thats exactly what it makes me think of too..

"Little person" sounds so patronizing to me.

But I mean, I aint a midget so I dont get to choose...

But if I was a midget and someone was like, "yes our hotel is fully accomodating to little people like yourself" I'd be like,

"I'm a midget motherfucker!!!"
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Old 01-09-2018, 05:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 01-09-2018, 06:18 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2018, 05:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Lololol fuck midgets so hard!!!
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Old 02-22-2018, 08:58 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Lol on TV someone said, "this would be great for little people"

And suddenly my kid spins around and points at the screen and shouts, "you mean midgets!!!"
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So I was driving along in the work truck the other day, daydreaming a little in traffic and wouldn't you know it, I ran into the car in front of me.

Damn it. We pull to the side of the road and I reach into the glovebox and dig out my insurance papers and I hear from my open window "What the fuck, you fucking moron, where the fuck did you learn how to fucking drive." I look up and there's no one there, I lean forward some and look down and it's a damn midget! I rear ended a midget...

I stepped out and looked down at the little guy and started to say something when cuts me off, wags his tiny finger at me and angrily shouts "Damn it, I'm not happy..." and before I could stop myself I said "Oh yeah? Which one are you then?"

And that's when the fight started...

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I never understood why "Midget" was offensive.
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What about dwarfs and trolls?? It sounds like a lawn troll is the culprit. (A Midget Is Harrassing Me Online)
Ever notice how their eyes follow you when you walk across the yard? They are evil.
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I never understood why "Midget" was offensive.
Should have seen the faces on the folks the last time I said Eskimo in public.
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Old 02-24-2018, 05:33 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Should have seen the faces on the folks the last time I said Eskimo in public.
Where and why?
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Old 03-09-2018, 02:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I said hi to a midget at a rest area this morning, didn't get his number but I think we are buds now.. I'll be searching the missed connections ads with crossed fingers... I been thinking about getting together an entourage, the little guy would be a cool addition.
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