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Old 02-18-2018, 02:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Stupid things You’ve Done On Alcohol That Proves Weed Is Safer.

When on alcohol, I picked up a friends cat and tried to wear it as a scarf.
The cat attacked my head proving that weed is safer.

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I decided to see how fast my car could go when I was pretty drunk. It got up to over 200kmh (210 or 215 i think) before i realized this was too dangerous.

On weed i once went 5 over the speed limjt and felt like a race car driver.
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Old 02-18-2018, 03:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Too much alcohol, standing way too close and spitting on people when you talk.
Too much weed, your mouth is so dry you don't have any spit to spare.

Weed. Keeping friends.
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Old 02-18-2018, 03:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Alcohol: I need cocaine
Weed: I need sandwiches
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what is your god trying to prove

It has zero political or cultural value. It is reactionary in the worse sense: a gnarled wailing of a million broken losers joined in the comradery of hate and petty personal grievance.
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In the '70's I had a company truck for a while.

The super used to come out on Fridays (payday) also with several cases of cold beer, occasionally a fifth of booze.

Most of the guys drove home on surface roads to avoid the freeway & tickets.

I noticed they were the ones who got the dui tickets.

I always headed for the freeway, fast lane, baby! & matched speed with the fastest drivers.

I never got a ticket, but I am lucky I somehow survived.


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Old 02-23-2018, 02:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by turmaline View Post
When on alcohol, I picked up a friends cat and tried to wear it as a scarf.
The cat attacked my head proving that weed is safer.
that sounds like a perfectly logical thing to do in my mind
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Old 03-16-2018, 04:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I could see doing that high, as well..... soft warm kitty scarf sounds wonderful to me... shit I might even try it sober.....
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant
"If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven"
Such is the rule of honor

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