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Old 07-15-2018, 09:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lost my virginity today!

So today, after "buying dirty" for what, thirty five years? I walked into a California pot shop...

I got 15 grams of Blue Dream for $85 and a house pre-roll for my troubles. All in all, less than 10 minutes out the door, had a few nice words with a nice young lady and went on my way.

Kinda surreal, after all these years of dealing with flaky fuckers and worrying about getting burned and always feeling like you were doing that guy you bought weed off of a big favor by doing so, to just walk into a store, point at a jar and say "I want that" and exchange money for said goods and be on your way.

I dunno know though, maybe today it kind of lost a bit of the magic, a little bit of the mystique, the daring. Now it's like going to get a Popsicle at 7-11, I feel like it, I'm just gonna go do it....
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I’m still a virgin......
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So today, after "buying dirty" for what, thirty five years? I walked into a California pot shop...

I got 15 grams of Blue Dream for $85 and a house pre-roll for my troubles. All in all, less than 10 minutes out the door, had a few nice words with a nice young lady and went on my way.

Kinda surreal, after all these years of dealing with flaky fuckers and worrying about getting burned and always feeling like you were doing that guy you bought weed off of a big favor by doing so, to just walk into a store, point at a jar and say "I want that" and exchange money for said goods and be on your way.

I dunno know though, maybe today it kind of lost a bit of the magic, a little bit of the mystique, the daring. Now it's like going to get a Popsicle at 7-11, I feel like it, I'm just gonna go do it....
How was the Blue Dream? I've grown a couple of plants of that strain and I didn't think it was all that great. Not bunk weed but not the buzz that I was anticipating given the hype.
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I never had much luck with blue dream either, growing it outdoors. Small yield and nothing special as far as flavor or smell, they all smell good to me though! Blue Cheese on the other hand, has been huge and tasty for me grown outdoors...
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After it was CA ok, I 'got popped' went in & tried various edibles. (I have not smoked in almost 2 yrs, still have a cough) I have settled on 'Punch' edibles -> Punch Edibles – Sensible Size

First lesson learned: Avoid all 'gummy' types.





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Not too bad...

I'm a sativa guy, I'm not in to couchlock, I like to roll up a fat joint and just smoke it for a while and still retain the ability to function. My options for straight sativas were Blue Dream and Green Crack and to be honest, they both looked about the same to me. There were significantly more indica strains in many different colors and shapes but like I said, I like to function.

I didn't spend a lot of time "shopping", the focus seems to be get you in and move you out. Super loud hip hop music thumping away, made it hard for this old goat to hear anything and a definite younger crowd "vibe" to the whole place.

I would definitely patronize a shop with a little smooth jazz wafting through the air at a listenable level, maybe some dark wood and leather chairs to sit and have that free dab or try out a new pen, maybe a little coffee bar where you can grab some munchies that won't help you see god. Let the kids have their fun, it's part of the magic I guess, I just wanna grab some bud and go home, without the adrenaline rush.
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I've done a one plant grow of green crack. Liked it much more than Blue Dream. It is now in my grow rotation.
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always feeling like you were doing that guy you bought weed off of a big favor by doing so...
I do not miss this at all
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