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Old 12-05-2002, 02:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i need to get a christmas gift for my grandmother any ideas?

and remember im not all that rich guys =)
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Old 12-05-2002, 08:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How long has it been since Granny has had a good, stiff cock? A "full release" Ben-Gay massage for Granny wouldn't cost you too much.

Anyway. Candle sconces and house slippers always make lovely gifts for the aged.
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Old 12-05-2002, 11:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Candles and house slippers are a good idea! I think she'd like either.

You know what I think would make a great gift? A picture of yourself (maybe even with her in it if ya have one) blown up and framed. It probably only costs around 10 dollars to have it blown up and you can get pretty ok wood frames for not too much money.(like 5 bucks at Wallmart or somewhere)

Thats the kind of gift that says 'I care. I put effort into giving you something thoughtful.'
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Old 12-10-2002, 06:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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why don't you bake your granny some hash or weed brownies? you can look them up on the internet.
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Old 12-10-2002, 07:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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How about a nice warm housecoat or a electric blanket? The elderly have bad blood circulation so there constantly cold (especially in the winter) its reasonably cheap and is something every granny needs. Wish my grandparents were alive . And hell how about a BIG FUCKING ASS HUG! Grandmas love there grandchildens love more than anything!

Goodluck! And merry x-mas!

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Old 12-13-2002, 12:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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take her somewhere, do something with her. something like that. a walk around type theme park (like sea world type shite), a nice dinner, a theatre show.. etc etc..

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