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Old 02-15-2002, 07:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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2001 Darwin Award Nominee
(29 November 2000, Canada) A police officer who regularly lectured addiction counselors on the dangers of illicit drugs proved that actions speak louder than words when he was found dead of a heroin overdose. He had taken heroin and cocaine from police exhibits "without filing the proper forms" and apparently overdosed while experimenting with the narcotics. He unfortunately didn't heed the creed written on his own patrol car: "Say no to drugs!"
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Old 02-15-2002, 09:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sick.. Another aussie.. And one who is familiar with the Darwin wards.. Dude, I'm not even sure if these guys yhave heard of it..

It's an award (for all you 'national history' learin' yanks.. jk lol) to celebrate the most rediculous, serendipitous (in the case of our orrifacer), or down right stupid acts of humanity, usually resulting in the death of the award winner..
one dude was nominated for going snake hunting (drunk), in the middle of the outback, i think it was (ironically) raining. He was bitten, after catching some snake(s) in a bag..
So there they are, driving at the maximum speed possible (not that you can notice the speed of your car at night in the middle of Australia, raining on a straight road.), his mate "punching him in the face to keep the snake-bite victim concious", as he dips his hand into the sack to grab and thus "identify the snake that had bitten him" for the doctor they would never reach 4 hours later (not thsat fuel is a resource of the Aussie dessert at 2 something in the morning).

I second the notion for this snake dickhead to be ever nominated for most rediculous death due to poisonous wild-life
sometimes i'm drunk.
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Old 02-15-2002, 10:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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dumbass fuckin glad he less pig to bust someones balls..
and the Darwin awards have been pretty popular over here in the states too..

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