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Old 05-24-2002, 03:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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aight i'm a regular on the board, but i made a new screen name to ask this question because i've never seen anything about stds or such on here, and i dont want to be known as the guy with the stuff on his dick.

so ever since i can remember i had (hard to describe) little flesh(or a little lighter colored) bumps or kinda like lines, mostly on the under part, on my dick. i always thought i had herpes or something, but since im so young i just kinda thought fuck it dont think about it your crazy. then i went into the doc cuz i was sick and mentioned it, they looked and said it was normal, but didnt say anything else. but for some fuct up reason i'm not convinced. i mean these things are all over my dick. i guess from a distance you dont notice but once you got close its like what the fuck you got herepes! i mean if i was a girl and went to give a guy head and saw what i have i'd think he had an std. do all guys have these little bump specs???
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Old 05-24-2002, 10:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-24-2002, 11:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i dont know about little bumps but i got some pretty big balls..
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Old 05-24-2002, 11:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hmmmm... try using sand-paper maybe that'll get you out of your misery... and into a hospital
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Old 05-24-2002, 12:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this has gotta be the funnies topic ever. he even made a special user name for his "penis bumps" hahaha. dude, if the doctor says its ok, why are you asking us?
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Old 05-24-2002, 12:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Maybe your skin is made of iron and the hairs that are trying to unleash themselves at the delicate stage of puberty can only force little bumps into the skin...

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Old 05-24-2002, 01:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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gee my doctor said it was ok but i wondering what a bunch of stoners medical opinion would be. now we all have to guess who penis bumps is. heres my guess

pot in the bag

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girlshateme

just the first names that popped in my head whilst reading it. no offence meant though.


by the way, why would you think anyone here would care? Or that anyone would make fun of you. Of course now ill never stop making fun of you.

i also have these "bumps". all ways have i suppose always will. They give the "little fatguy" character.
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Old 05-24-2002, 01:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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it was probably reagon or twigburst
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Old 05-24-2002, 02:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, i know what your talking about i got some..i've seen alot in porno also..i would be interested in finding out exactly what they are also.
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Old 05-24-2002, 03:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I dont know, toastyroach was mysteriously the *first* one to post on this thread...
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Old 05-24-2002, 03:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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there from the hairs dude...from the hairs...I have them too. ain't nothin wrong with it...just try a little nair or shave your shit or somethin and see if they smooth out...haha

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Old 05-24-2002, 05:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Don't worry about it, it's a pretty normal thing, I have them too, always have.

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Old 05-24-2002, 07:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You probably have cysts on your dick. I dated a guy once that had them and it's exactly what you described. I personally didn't care but they really bothered him.
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Old 05-24-2002, 08:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Would that have been like a ride with a ribbed condom?
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Old 05-24-2002, 09:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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not me, buddy!
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Old 05-25-2002, 08:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-25-2002, 10:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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WTF are cysts ? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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Old 05-25-2002, 11:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by FatGuySmokes:
<strong>gee my doctor said it was ok but i wondering what a bunch of stoners medical opinion would be. now we all have to guess who penis bumps is. heres my guess

pot in the bag

or

girlshateme

just the first names that popped in my head whilst reading it. no offence meant though.


by the way, why would you think anyone here would care? Or that anyone would make fun of you. Of course now ill never stop making fun of you.

i also have these "bumps". all ways have i suppose always will. They give the "little fatguy" character.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nah man its deff not me, if I had penis bumps id be man enough not to have to make a new fuckin name just to ask a question about it.
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Old 05-25-2002, 12:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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They're normal...I've got em
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Old 05-25-2002, 12:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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