sunflower seeds

Lions & Christians (PB) · 10-30-2002, 12:08 AM

the oddest thing happend today, my step sister came to visit and she had a bag of "weed" that she wanted me to check out cuz she thought it was laced. So she hands me this bag, that looks to be filled with very light colored leaves, mainly grounded up, it diddnt really look like weed, but it kinda of smelled like it, so i figured it was probably some really bad homegrown but then i noticed a seed, it was a sunflower seed... i look at my sister and just start to truly look at her, because there has to be somthing up here, no one is this stupid to buy this bag, not even her... so i wait a couple minutes to see if she starts laughing but i get nothing. then i think who the fuck would put sunflower seeds in a fake bag? isnt that just too fucking obvious? i told my sister to have her boyfriend beat the shit out of whoever sold her this for insulting her intelligence, and then it just hit me again, sunflower seeds? wtf?

GirlsHateMe_ · 10-30-2002, 07:37 AM

hahahahahaha, yous sister is a fuckin moron for buyin that shit.

If it aint chunky bud I dont fuck with it.

PhK · 10-30-2002, 02:33 PM

LOL I know exactly how you must of felt! I remember one of my friends that was getting hooked up with an Oz for 130$, which is pretty good for good bud. The deal goes thru he comes to my house and opens up the bag. It was on Oz. But it was oregano! He did'nt even look at the shit when he bought it! Damn it was fucken hilarious but were good buds and i did'nt want to laugh.
PhK

10-30-2002, 12:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	sunflower seeds the oddest thing happend today, my step sister came to visit and she had a bag of "weed" that she wanted me to check out cuz she thought it was laced. So she hands me this bag, that looks to be filled with very light colored leaves, mainly grounded up, it diddnt really look like weed, but it kinda of smelled like it, so i figured it was probably some really bad homegrown but then i noticed a seed, it was a sunflower seed... i look at my sister and just start to truly look at her, because there has to be somthing up here, no one is this stupid to buy this bag, not even her... so i wait a couple minutes to see if she starts laughing but i get nothing. then i think who the fuck would put sunflower seeds in a fake bag? isnt that just too fucking obvious? i told my sister to have her boyfriend beat the shit out of whoever sold her this for insulting her intelligence, and then it just hit me again, sunflower seeds? wtf? __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

10-30-2002, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
PhK Old School Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ontario, CA Posts: 107 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOL I know exactly how you must of felt! I remember one of my friends that was getting hooked up with an Oz for 130$, which is pretty good for good bud. The deal goes thru he comes to my house and opens up the bag. It was on Oz. But it was oregano! He did'nt even look at the shit when he bought it! Damn it was fucken hilarious but were good buds and i did'nt want to laugh. PhK __________________ "Time Spent wasted is not wasted time"

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10-30-2002, 07:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe_ Old School Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,115 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	hahahahahaha, yous sister is a fuckin moron for buyin that shit. If it aint chunky bud I dont fuck with it.

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