dumbshit

Lions & Christians (PB) · 11-01-2002, 10:30 PM

i always hear someone complaining about newbies blowing water into the bowl, or blowing smoke into the bowl, but tonight i experienced somthing that goes beyound that. My sister is currently staying at my apartment, her house has roaches or somthing, well anyway i went grocery shopping, i come back, immediately i notice this big black spot by an outlet, and a smell that reminded me of a skunk on fire, and then i look to see my vaporizer practically broke in half. i interrogate my sister for about an hour before she gives in and tell me that her boyfriend always wanted to try a vaporizer, so she let him, and evidently he diddnt understand how it worked so he kept lighting the bowl while it was plugged in, not very smart, especially considering your not even suppose to spark the bowl, (i wonder what he thought the dome top was for), anyway im out 80 bucks now and neither my sister or her fuckwad of boyfriend wants to pay me, and i have half a mind to just kick that bitch out, but fuck i cant, she's my goddamn sister, so does anyone want to go on about how a bowl was waisted because someone coughed water in it, or do i have you all beat?

ubersmoker · 11-01-2002, 10:32 PM

shit man taht fcuking sucks...

Lions & Christians (PB) · 11-01-2002, 10:57 PM

oh and further more, they burned up about a quarter sack of my weed before it broke. heh, it's funny, i thought typing this may vent some anger, it just made me realize more... this back fired on me, damn im kicking her out tonight, she's a freeloader, which is ok, but at least apologize and assume some responsibilty.

11-01-2002, 10:59 PM

you should pimp her out to make up your lost dough

supermarket :) · 11-01-2002, 11:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Cubic Sphere:
<strong>you should pimp her out to make up your lost dough</strong><hr></blockquote>

my thoughts exactly.

Lions & Christians (PB) · 11-01-2002, 11:05 PM

you know, thats not a bad idea. i bet she could at she could at least get 20 of it back by tonight.
wheresmybitches?!!?!

supermarket :) · 11-01-2002, 11:05 PM

not only would you get more money back plus some, youd be teaching her a valuable lesson.

male superiority is true

11-01-2002, 11:10 PM

"i bet she could at she could at least get 20 of it back by tonight"

$20? your sister must be a fat cow or something then

if she isnt, i figure turning just one or two tricks should get the job done

Lions & Christians (PB) · 11-01-2002, 11:17 PM

no, the fat cow bit wasnt to far from homebase, she also still has acme at the age of 29, and just to be cruel, her teeth are extremely fucked up, i really doubt many people are wanting to stick their penis in that mouth, shes missing some back teeth and it just looks odd. (at this time i should cue everyone in that i dont come from what most people would call a healthy family, my father married 4 times, and he had a more fucked up taste in women than bill clinton, paula jones just may have been my mother at some time.)

11-01-2002, 11:19 PM

"and he had a more fucked up taste in women than bill clinton"

i dont know, Monica was chubby and all but i still think she had a cute face...if she was a little more thin i think ol' Willie would have just owned up to it

Lions & Christians (PB) · 11-01-2002, 11:22 PM

yeah monica wasnt that bad, and any woman willing to go down on someone while their eating a pizza and on the phone with a prime minister gets my vote. Go bill!

11-02-2002, 02:37 AM

thats bullshit man kick the bitch out if she dont wanna pay for that shit or break her stuff man

11-02-2002, 03:59 AM

Get your baseball bat and make a visit to the boyfriend. He's gonna fuckin pay you no matter what, thats shits weak man... Teach him some respect for your stuff.

GirlsHateMe_ · 11-02-2002, 05:10 AM

For real, if someone broke my shit and refused to pay, they either would pay up or get a baseball bat to the back of the knees.

Kick his ass for real, and still make him pay you.

What a fucking dumbass anyway for not knowing how to use a vaporizer, its not like its rocket science.

Kanabis · 11-02-2002, 12:32 PM

dude for real go over there, beat the fuck out of him for...1 breaking your vapor, and 2 smokeing your fucking weed! wtf for one id fucking kill someone if they smoked MY weed with out me, and two if someone was smokeing ME WEED in MY BONG and broke MY BONG and refused to pay me back, omg i would fucking kick the fuck out of that guy..serousy man that right there pisses me off, weres he live ill kick his ass for you...

11-02-2002, 02:09 PM

One time I was smoking out of a glass piece with a friend when she blew rather than inhaled. A whole bowl wasted.

Yeah, you win.

11-02-2002, 02:23 PM

damn, its just money...let it be

11-02-2002, 02:49 PM

It's only $80 bucks for the tool and what $40 for the smoke............... ...nah ,don't kill her over it. If you know her ,and provided her with a situation she could take advantage of (and screw up)...............th en who truely is at fault. Her (boyfriend) for doing the dastardly deed ,or yourself for allowing it.

it sucks either way !

roach

GirlsHateMe_ · 11-02-2002, 07:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by roach:
<strong>Her (boyfriend) for doing the dastardly deed ,or yourself for allowing it.

it sucks either way !

roach</strong><hr></blockquote>

"dastardly deed".....AAAAAhahah ahahaha, thats fucking great.

Grow a mustache maing and youll be down.

Lions & Christians (PB) · 11-03-2002, 12:24 AM

for those of you who use yahooka as a substitute for soap opera dramas, my sister finally apologized and admitted she diddnt really have enough money to pay me back, all is forgiven, it really wasnt the money that pissed me off, it was more of her saying it wasnt her fault that it was her boyfriends fault that pissed me off... im getting that new digital air vaporizer for 280, its a little pricey, but it pretty much does everything 420's vaporizer does, only its not powered by a fucking light bulb, i cant wait intill i get it, its like christmas only im agnostic, and im paying for it.

11-01-2002, 10:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	dumbshit i always hear someone complaining about newbies blowing water into the bowl, or blowing smoke into the bowl, but tonight i experienced somthing that goes beyound that. My sister is currently staying at my apartment, her house has roaches or somthing, well anyway i went grocery shopping, i come back, immediately i notice this big black spot by an outlet, and a smell that reminded me of a skunk on fire, and then i look to see my vaporizer practically broke in half. i interrogate my sister for about an hour before she gives in and tell me that her boyfriend always wanted to try a vaporizer, so she let him, and evidently he diddnt understand how it worked so he kept lighting the bowl while it was plugged in, not very smart, especially considering your not even suppose to spark the bowl, (i wonder what he thought the dome top was for), anyway im out 80 bucks now and neither my sister or her fuckwad of boyfriend wants to pay me, and i have half a mind to just kick that bitch out, but fuck i cant, she's my goddamn sister, so does anyone want to go on about how a bowl was waisted because someone coughed water in it, or do i have you all beat? __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

11-01-2002, 10:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
ubersmoker Old School Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: y.o. 914 Posts: 795 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	shit man taht fcuking sucks... __________________ roll more than a wheel

11-01-2002, 10:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	oh and further more, they burned up about a quarter sack of my weed before it broke. heh, it's funny, i thought typing this may vent some anger, it just made me realize more... this back fired on me, damn im kicking her out tonight, she's a freeloader, which is ok, but at least apologize and assume some responsibilty. __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

11-01-2002, 11:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	you know, thats not a bad idea. i bet she could at she could at least get 20 of it back by tonight. wheresmybitches?!!?! __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

11-01-2002, 11:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	no, the fat cow bit wasnt to far from homebase, she also still has acme at the age of 29, and just to be cruel, her teeth are extremely fucked up, i really doubt many people are wanting to stick their penis in that mouth, shes missing some back teeth and it just looks odd. (at this time i should cue everyone in that i dont come from what most people would call a healthy family, my father married 4 times, and he had a more fucked up taste in women than bill clinton, paula jones just may have been my mother at some time.) __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

11-01-2002, 10:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	you should pimp her out to make up your lost dough

11-01-2002, 11:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
supermarket :) -2012- Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Scaryetta, GA Posts: 7,619 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts	[quote]Originally posted by Cubic Sphere: <strong>you should pimp her out to make up your lost dough</strong><hr></blockquote> my thoughts exactly.

11-01-2002, 11:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
supermarket :) -2012- Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Scaryetta, GA Posts: 7,619 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 2 Posts	not only would you get more money back plus some, youd be teaching her a valuable lesson. male superiority is true

11-01-2002, 11:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	"i bet she could at she could at least get 20 of it back by tonight" $20? your sister must be a fat cow or something then if she isnt, i figure turning just one or two tricks should get the job done

11-01-2002, 11:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	"and he had a more fucked up taste in women than bill clinton" i dont know, Monica was chubby and all but i still think she had a cute face...if she was a little more thin i think ol' Willie would have just owned up to it

11-01-2002, 11:22 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	yeah monica wasnt that bad, and any woman willing to go down on someone while their eating a pizza and on the phone with a prime minister gets my vote. Go bill! __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.

11-02-2002, 02:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
biotch Guest Posts: n/a	thats bullshit man kick the bitch out if she dont wanna pay for that shit or break her stuff man

11-02-2002, 03:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mobsterlobster Guest Posts: n/a	Get your baseball bat and make a visit to the boyfriend. He's gonna fuckin pay you no matter what, thats shits weak man... Teach him some respect for your stuff.

11-02-2002, 05:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe_ Old School Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,115 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	For real, if someone broke my shit and refused to pay, they either would pay up or get a baseball bat to the back of the knees. Kick his ass for real, and still make him pay you. What a fucking dumbass anyway for not knowing how to use a vaporizer, its not like its rocket science.

11-02-2002, 12:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
Kanabis Insert coins to continue Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Under ur sisters bed Posts: 830 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	dude for real go over there, beat the fuck out of him for...1 breaking your vapor, and 2 smokeing your fucking weed! wtf for one id fucking kill someone if they smoked MY weed with out me, and two if someone was smokeing ME WEED in MY BONG and broke MY BONG and refused to pay me back, omg i would fucking kick the fuck out of that guy..serousy man that right there pisses me off, weres he live ill kick his ass for you... __________________ A day without weed is a wasted day, a day with weed is a day wasted.

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11-02-2002, 02:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
KCSarah7 Guest Posts: n/a	One time I was smoking out of a glass piece with a friend when she blew rather than inhaled. A whole bowl wasted. Yeah, you win.

11-02-2002, 02:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	damn, its just money...let it be

11-02-2002, 02:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
Roach Guest Posts: n/a	It's only $80 bucks for the tool and what $40 for the smoke............... ...nah ,don't kill her over it. If you know her ,and provided her with a situation she could take advantage of (and screw up)...............th en who truely is at fault. Her (boyfriend) for doing the dastardly deed ,or yourself for allowing it. it sucks either way ! roach

11-02-2002, 07:26 PM	#19 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe_ Old School Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 2,115 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	[quote]Originally posted by roach: <strong>Her (boyfriend) for doing the dastardly deed ,or yourself for allowing it. it sucks either way ! roach</strong><hr></blockquote> "dastardly deed".....AAAAAhahah ahahaha, thats fucking great. Grow a mustache maing and youll be down.

11-03-2002, 12:24 AM	#20 (permalink)
Lions & Christians (PB) former junky turned junky Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: evidently, here. Posts: 5,827 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 3 Posts	for those of you who use yahooka as a substitute for soap opera dramas, my sister finally apologized and admitted she diddnt really have enough money to pay me back, all is forgiven, it really wasnt the money that pissed me off, it was more of her saying it wasnt her fault that it was her boyfriends fault that pissed me off... im getting that new digital air vaporizer for 280, its a little pricey, but it pretty much does everything 420's vaporizer does, only its not powered by a fucking light bulb, i cant wait intill i get it, its like christmas only im agnostic, and im paying for it. __________________ The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen. A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels. the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.