im 18 and i want to have sex with a mature women 40 years+

12-05-2002, 01:00 PM

how would i go about doing this and i dont want no prostitute. it has always been one o my fantasies is to have sex with sum one 20 years + older then i am.
dave

MissBHaven · 12-05-2002, 01:23 PM

You must've watched that Ricki Lake episode today! That's what it was about. Older women, younger men.

Just keep your eyes peeled for that sexy neighbor lady who just 'happens' to forget to wear underwear while washing her car or mowing her lawn. That and the 'come here and fuck me you chronically erect thang you' look in her eye.

12-05-2002, 01:46 PM

i imagine that Ricki Lake must smell like cabbage and Twinkies

MissBHaven · 12-05-2002, 01:56 PM

Eweeee!!!

You oughta see her in the movie,'Babycakes' DAAAAmn is she fat. She's all in love with this really good looking guy she meets at a subway so she chases him around for awhile trying to get him to like her. He shows up to her house all drunk one night and sleeps with her. They roll all around in the bathtub together. Barf. His girlfriend comes back to town and finds them on the dance floor together and starts hitting her with her purse and calling her FAT. Ricki's just lying on the floor like a whale crying. The guy leaves his classy gorgeous girlfriend for her at the end. Yes, it's definately fiction.

Funny movie though!

12-05-2002, 02:10 PM

hmm, i dont think ill be seeing that movie

"no sir, i dont like it"

MissBHaven · 12-05-2002, 02:34 PM

^ ^ Hah! Looks kinda like this dude!

"HOW DOES it Feeeee heeel"

Light The Chronic Up · 12-05-2002, 02:40 PM

[quote]Originally posted by MissBHaven:
^ ^ Hah! Looks kinda like this dude!

"HOW DOES it Feeeee heeel"<hr></blockquote>

isnt that R kelly

MissBHaven · 12-05-2002, 02:48 PM

Nah... it's D'angelo

old head · 12-05-2002, 03:10 PM

Dude your friggin nuts. I am 47 and have to have sex with woman over 40. I would kill to have that young stuff. Take it from experience sex is for the young. The human body looks a hell of alot better when your young. If your stuck on having a older woman I will trade you for one of your generation.

12-05-2002, 03:28 PM

alright i could have done without that picture

MissBHaven · 12-05-2002, 03:40 PM

But notice the similarity? Huh do ya do ya?

LoGhOLe · 12-05-2002, 03:51 PM

Fuck ricki lake, i like jenny jones, shes fuckin hot

12-05-2002, 07:18 PM

HAahahahahaha that is great....
This is what you do, man... go to a bar and hit up some cougar... there are always 35+ divorced women looking for the youngest cock they can find... I'm serious man. My 16 year old friend went to a bar and ended up fucking a woman who was atleast 30. Crazy shit man.
Ras John

12-05-2002, 07:56 PM

eh...dude, I have a 45+ woman that wants to sleep with me...has since the beginning of last summer...it ain't all its cracked up to be. I havn't yet, and don't plan to...not all 40+ woman are hot you know....

By the By I'm 19

sput·nik · 12-05-2002, 10:24 PM

milfhunter.com

100% uh-huh.

The Rev · 12-09-2002, 12:27 PM

[quote]Originally posted by old head:
Dude your friggin nuts. I am 47 and have to have sex with woman over 40. I would kill to have that young stuff. Take it from experience sex is for the young. The human body looks a hell of alot better when your young. If your stuck on having a older woman I will trade you for one of your generation.<hr></blockquote>

I gotta go with the headster on this one. The fine young tang is where it's at. I've never been so fucking horny in my life as I've been when thirty seconds away from fucking a 16, er, 21 year old fine li'l piece.

Those are the moments we relish on our death beds.

The Rev

Smoke_Herbal_Reefer · 12-09-2002, 08:19 PM

I have those fantasies too dude.

I think it's mainly because I'm having such a helluva time finding a young female with a brain. I guess I want someone more mature that I am.

Dopeman · 12-09-2002, 11:13 PM

[quote]Originally posted by RunsOnRice:
Fuck ricki lake, i like jenny jones, shes fuckin hot<hr></blockquote>

...And one day you will be of legal age to fuck her. Until then keep wacking off, remember to lock your door though, you don't want daddy joining in again!

The Rev · 12-12-2002, 10:44 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Smoke_Herbal_Reefer:
I have those fantasies too dude.

I think it's mainly because I'm having such a helluva time finding a young female with a brain. I guess I want someone more mature that I am.<hr></blockquote>

Who says women become more mature with age?

The Rev

nikkin · 12-12-2002, 10:50 AM

where the hell is jesus?

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The Rev Adorable Idiot Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: There's no one here. Posts: 22,079 Thanks: 6,142 Thanked 7,254 Times in 3,649 Posts	[quote]Originally posted by old head: <strong>Dude your friggin nuts. I am 47 and have to have sex with woman over 40. I would kill to have that young stuff. Take it from experience sex is for the young. The human body looks a hell of alot better when your young. If your stuck on having a older woman I will trade you for one of your generation.</strong><hr></blockquote> I gotta go with the headster on this one. The fine young tang is where it's at. I've never been so fucking horny in my life as I've been when thirty seconds away from fucking a 16, er, 21 year old fine li'l piece. Those are the moments we relish on our death beds. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Smoke_Herbal_Reefer GirlsWantToBeMyFriend Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Mayberry Ohio Posts: 379 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have those fantasies too dude. I think it's mainly because I'm having such a helluva time finding a young female with a brain. I guess I want someone more mature that I am. __________________ "It'll stretch a mile before it tears an inch." "Don't take life too seriously. You're not going to make it out alive." "Better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

12-05-2002, 01:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
MissBHaven . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	You must've watched that Ricki Lake episode today! That's what it was about. Older women, younger men. Just keep your eyes peeled for that sexy neighbor lady who just 'happens' to forget to wear underwear while washing her car or mowing her lawn. That and the 'come here and fuck me you chronically erect thang you' look in her eye.

12-05-2002, 01:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	i imagine that Ricki Lake must smell like cabbage and Twinkies

12-05-2002, 01:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
MissBHaven . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Eweeee!!! You oughta see her in the movie,'Babycakes' DAAAAmn is she fat. She's all in love with this really good looking guy she meets at a subway so she chases him around for awhile trying to get him to like her. He shows up to her house all drunk one night and sleeps with her. They roll all around in the bathtub together. Barf. His girlfriend comes back to town and finds them on the dance floor together and starts hitting her with her purse and calling her FAT. Ricki's just lying on the floor like a whale crying. The guy leaves his classy gorgeous girlfriend for her at the end. Yes, it's definately fiction. Funny movie though!

12-05-2002, 02:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	hmm, i dont think ill be seeing that movie "no sir, i dont like it"

12-05-2002, 02:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
MissBHaven . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	^ ^ Hah! Looks kinda like this dude! "HOW DOES it Feeeee heeel"

12-05-2002, 02:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
MissBHaven . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Nah... it's D'angelo

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old head Old School Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 478 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Dude your friggin nuts. I am 47 and have to have sex with woman over 40. I would kill to have that young stuff. Take it from experience sex is for the young. The human body looks a hell of alot better when your young. If your stuck on having a older woman I will trade you for one of your generation.

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Dissident Guest Posts: n/a	alright i could have done without that picture

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MissBHaven . Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,108 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	But notice the similarity? Huh do ya do ya?

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LoGhOLe Yahookaligan reincarnated Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Enumclaw Wa Posts: 719 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Fuck ricki lake, i like jenny jones, shes fuckin hot

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12-05-2002, 07:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
HerbalAssassin Guest Posts: n/a	HAahahahahaha that is great.... This is what you do, man... go to a bar and hit up some cougar... there are always 35+ divorced women looking for the youngest cock they can find... I'm serious man. My 16 year old friend went to a bar and ended up fucking a woman who was atleast 30. Crazy shit man. Ras John

12-05-2002, 07:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
Venarius5 Guest Posts: n/a	eh...dude, I have a 45+ woman that wants to sleep with me...has since the beginning of last summer...it ain't all its cracked up to be. I havn't yet, and don't plan to...not all 40+ woman are hot you know.... By the By I'm 19

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Dopeman The Number One Census Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Oakville Ontario Posts: 605 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	[quote]Originally posted by RunsOnRice: <strong>Fuck ricki lake, i like jenny jones, shes fuckin hot</strong><hr></blockquote> ...And one day you will be of legal age to fuck her. Until then keep wacking off, remember to lock your door though, you don't want daddy joining in again! __________________ Yo you want a five-oh the dope man gots plenty, To be a dope man boy you must qualify, Don't get high off your own supply From a kid to a G it's all about money 10 peace base pipe comes free , If people out there are not hip 2 tha fact , If you see some one gettin money 4 crack he's , tha.......

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