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Old 12-05-2002, 02:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post im 18 and i want to have sex with a mature women 40 years+

how would i go about doing this and i dont want no prostitute. it has always been one o my fantasies is to have sex with sum one 20 years + older then i am.
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Old 12-05-2002, 02:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You must've watched that Ricki Lake episode today! That's what it was about. Older women, younger men.

Just keep your eyes peeled for that sexy neighbor lady who just 'happens' to forget to wear underwear while washing her car or mowing her lawn. That and the 'come here and fuck me you chronically erect thang you' look in her eye.
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Old 12-05-2002, 02:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i imagine that Ricki Lake must smell like cabbage and Twinkies
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Old 12-05-2002, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Eweeee!!! You oughta see her in the movie,'Babycakes' DAAAAmn is she fat. She's all in love with this really good looking guy she meets at a subway so she chases him around for awhile trying to get him to like her. He shows up to her house all drunk one night and sleeps with her. They roll all around in the bathtub together. Barf. His girlfriend comes back to town and finds them on the dance floor together and starts hitting her with her purse and calling her FAT. Ricki's just lying on the floor like a whale crying. The guy leaves his classy gorgeous girlfriend for her at the end. Yes, it's definately fiction.

Funny movie though!
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Old 12-05-2002, 03:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hmm, i dont think ill be seeing that movie

"no sir, i dont like it"

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^ ^ Hah! Looks kinda like this dude!



"HOW DOES it Feeeee heeel"
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Old 12-05-2002, 03:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by MissBHaven:
<strong>^ ^ Hah! Looks kinda like this dude!



"HOW DOES it Feeeee heeel"</strong><hr></blockquote>

isnt that R kelly
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Old 12-05-2002, 03:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nah... it's D'angelo
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Old 12-05-2002, 04:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dude your friggin nuts. I am 47 and have to have sex with woman over 40. I would kill to have that young stuff. Take it from experience sex is for the young. The human body looks a hell of alot better when your young. If your stuck on having a older woman I will trade you for one of your generation.
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Old 12-05-2002, 04:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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alright i could have done without that picture
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But notice the similarity? Huh do ya do ya?
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Old 12-05-2002, 04:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Fuck ricki lake, i like jenny jones, shes fuckin hot
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Old 12-05-2002, 08:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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HAahahahahaha that is great....
This is what you do, man... go to a bar and hit up some cougar... there are always 35+ divorced women looking for the youngest cock they can find... I'm serious man. My 16 year old friend went to a bar and ended up fucking a woman who was atleast 30. Crazy shit man.
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Old 12-05-2002, 08:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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eh...dude, I have a 45+ woman that wants to sleep with me...has since the beginning of last summer...it ain't all its cracked up to be. I havn't yet, and don't plan to...not all 40+ woman are hot you know....

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Old 12-05-2002, 11:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2002, 01:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by old head:
<strong>Dude your friggin nuts. I am 47 and have to have sex with woman over 40. I would kill to have that young stuff. Take it from experience sex is for the young. The human body looks a hell of alot better when your young. If your stuck on having a older woman I will trade you for one of your generation.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I gotta go with the headster on this one. The fine young tang is where it's at. I've never been so fucking horny in my life as I've been when thirty seconds away from fucking a 16, er, 21 year old fine li'l piece.

Those are the moments we relish on our death beds.



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Old 12-09-2002, 09:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I have those fantasies too dude.

I think it's mainly because I'm having such a helluva time finding a young female with a brain. I guess I want someone more mature that I am.
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Old 12-10-2002, 12:13 AM   #18 (permalink)
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[quote]Originally posted by RunsOnRice:
<strong>Fuck ricki lake, i like jenny jones, shes fuckin hot</strong><hr></blockquote>

...And one day you will be of legal age to fuck her. Until then keep wacking off, remember to lock your door though, you don't want daddy joining in again!
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[quote]Originally posted by Smoke_Herbal_Reefer:
<strong>I have those fantasies too dude.

I think it's mainly because I'm having such a helluva time finding a young female with a brain. I guess I want someone more mature that I am.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Who says women become more mature with age?



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Old 12-12-2002, 11:50 AM   #20 (permalink)
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where the hell is jesus?
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