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Old 07-15-2003, 11:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Erm sorry but..what does pussy taste like?

Yeah I've never actually eaten a girl out. It looks tasty and all but what the eff does a nice fresh vagina taste like? The juice! Crude i know but I'm curious!
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Tastes like chicken!



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<img src="http://www.whiskas.com.au/kitten/images/kitten.jpg" align=left hspace=20>Okay, okay. It really depends on the girl. Every girl smells and tastes differently. Body chemistry is a factor, so is hygiene.

A nice, freshly showered female (my preference) will have little taste or smell, kinda like a fresh dewey sweat. What you'll get off on is the slick wetness, and the fact that you're face deep in the holiest of holy holes.

If she isn't freshly washed, then the odor can be stronger (still, alot like sweat) which is, depending on her body chemistry, or how long it's been since she's bathed, either good or bad. Generally, still pretty damn good.

There is a dark side, however.

If a girl does not wash properly, you can get smegma (which is a whitish build-up of dermis, bacteria, and other gunky shit only God and women can identify for sure). Now, I don't actively seek out dates among the unwashed masses, but I have stumbled upon some scary shit in the dark. To make a long story short, if it tastes sour, back away from the snatch.

Now, I love to eat pussy, and you will too if you get good at it (sexual enslavement of a woman is every man's (and many women's ) biggest fantasy), so don't let the horror stories put you off. Just have sex with the lights on the first time you have a hankerin' for southern cuisine.

BTW, just for the sake of all the ladies here who are probably more horrified by the mention of the dreaded S-word than the males, in all my life, I have only run into this problem once. I've exercised my cunning linqual skills with quite few girls over the years, and only one had this problem, and she had lived a sheltered life where her mom probably didn't sit down and explain the importance of washing "down there." So, don't let the fear of cheese products throw you off. It's not a common problem.



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Definition of a tuna. A fish that smells like a finger.
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[quote]Originally posted by RED EYE GEEZER:
<strong>Yeah I've never actually eaten a girl out. It looks tasty and all but what the eff does a nice fresh vagina taste like? The juice! Crude i know but I'm curious!
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If it smells like fish it's a dish if it smells like cologne leave it alone.

You should always do a smell test prior to eating her out when she is sucking your dick or something finger her and while she is not looking smell your fingers to judge if its clean enough to eat, cause you can fuck stinky puss all you want but who wants to eat it.
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Me and Rev have spoke of this before and I'm surprised he forgot to mention what a girl eats has alot to do with how she tastes. My girl as well has one of the many Rev has had are vegetarians. NO bad smell, and tastes good. one love. peace.
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Alot of the time, my girlfriends pussy smells kinda like sweat, but doesn't have too much of a taste.
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My lady uses summers eve feminine wash daily to keep her puss all nice and clean.,i could munch on that shit all night if i didnt get so horny and wanna pulverise it.,

sometimes if i go down on here right after she gets dun washin it with that shit tho it kinda tastes sumthin like pennies.,then i usually finger her or sumthin for a while to get all that nice female lubrication flowin to wash the penny taste away.,haha.,

damn.,i love vagina!
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[quote]Originally posted by ZenBrah:
<strong>Me and Rev have spoke of this before and I'm surprised he forgot to mention what a girl eats has alot to do with how she tastes. My girl as well has one of the many Rev has had are vegetarians. NO bad smell, and tastes good. one love. peace.</strong><hr></blockquote>

My bad. You're right, there was one girl I dated in High School who was a vegetarian, and her smell was uniquely nice. Can't describe the difference, but diet makes a definite impact.



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[quote]Originally posted by sikadelic:
<strong>sometimes if i go down on here right after she gets dun washin it with that shit tho it kinda tastes sumthin like pennies.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Tastes like pennies! That's classic.



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[quote]Originally posted by ZenBrah:
<strong>Me and Rev have spoke of this before and I'm surprised he forgot to mention what a girl eats has alot to do with how she tastes. My girl as well has one of the many Rev has had are vegetarians. NO bad smell, and tastes good. one love. peace.</strong><hr></blockquote>

you know that supposedly goes the same for guys? i sawi ti on Sex with Sue, my now ex girlfriend then started buggin me to turn vegan.

fuck that! even though...maybe she would't be my Ex if i had :-/

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yea don't give up red meat in order to try and improve your own taste for your girl. you can do the same effect by drinking alot of juices. i heard something like cranberry juice, but i drink OJ everyday just for the vitamins and whatever but i was told that the OJ has taken it's effect in the same manner. one love. peace.
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Fuck it mang. Once you're too drunk you don't give a fuck what it tastes like. You just do it because you know ur going to get sum nookie out of the whole deal.
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I've never tasted or smelled a pusst that smelled like fish.. I think thats either something made up to bust down women or the people who say this get with some dirty dirty chicks.

scent is different but never bad in my experience.. any flavor ive noted have been none at all. Sometimes it has been a sweet taste. pretty good if you ask me.


one chick i was with smelled musty and i kicked her out heh.. fuck that dirtyness

what you eat does matter.. for guys as well but for guys it changes how your giz tastes. if you smoke or drink coffe your fucked so forget about it. *i dunno if bud is bad but i know cigarettes are.* otherwise some fruit like a bananna or an orange a day will help alot. ive even heard mountain dew sets you up nice.

i on the other hand drink coffe and smoke cigarettes so i cant test it out
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^^^^What he said.


And pretty much what everyone else says. If she's clean good to go, however if you're both drunk and walked a couple miles home from the bar, you might as well be licking a car battery (speaking from experience!)
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im my experience, i ate some nasty ass poon once, well it was my g/f's, and we had been camping, and it was morning after. but, you wanna try wearing your watch one notch too tight all day long, let it get nice and sweaty. then have a good old sniff.

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