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Old 09-04-2003, 04:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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man, my parents are rock fucking stupid

i made a post this summer wondering whether i could get into my bank account. i did, and friday my parents found out about it. 800 dollars gone. no biggie, they screamed some kind of nonsense at me for an hour or so, nothing unusual. then my dad asked me something along the lines of what i planned on doing about it, and i told him i had fifteen hundred on the spot. he flipped out that i was, and i quote "first you're a dopey, then you steal from ME, and now you think you're some kind of drug peddler?!?!"

uhm.....yeah, kind of.

haha. we were standing on a landing in my garage and he proceded to push me down a flight of stairs and kick my ass at the bottom. after that, i decided the money wasn't going back in the account. unfortunatly, they emptied my account that i helped fucking biuld working my ass off mowing lawns n' shit....grr...they gonna' die.


but here's the great part. my mom felt giulty for calling me a failure that would never amount to anything but street trash, and tried to reason the dangers of drugs with me.

"son, do you have any idea that EVERY TIME you smoke marijuana, the seretonin in your brain is depleted, and it never comes back adam, it never comes back."

i replied with "do you have any idea that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and can eat my dick if you want me to believe otherwise."

they haven't spoken a word to me since sunday. delightful. I'm actually rather enjoying it, but they stole my 1500 when i was sleeping, and now give me no form of financial support. that'll make gas and my cell phone payments tricky (not to mention drugs) but aside from that, im having a blast. i can come home drunk, with a shoe missing, and they don't even look at me. yes.

oh well, a job will look good anyway. get me out of the house.

haha, as i was typing this, my mother came in and asked what the pacifiers on my dresser were for. they're for when i grit my teeth, no lie(on mdma, but i left that part out).

you're not putting drugs on them?

what the fuck are you talking about. what kind of drugs would i put on a fucking pacifier. you are a stupid bitch, please leave.

I expect many more days of silence. yippey.
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Old 09-04-2003, 04:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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sorry man parents suck.
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Old 09-04-2003, 04:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I feel your pain. I have tyrannical half wit parents my self.
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i dunno man, how did they get the money out of the bank if it's only in your name...
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Old 09-04-2003, 05:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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how they gonna steal your money?!? thats not right dude
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dude i came into my house trippin on a quarter of shrooms and my eyes were wide open and i was mumbling to myself and stuff like that. My dad goes "son what are you on" and i was like "dad u need to respect the sacred mushroom for it holds magical powers youll never know about" and then he said " hehe i remeber those back in the day" pretty cool for a dad who doesnt like smoking
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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seems like having your parents think your a piece of doped up shit is all worth it.
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You're a fucking Idiot

First off, yeah if you earned the money yourself you should be able to do what you want with it, but if you're still living with your parents that means that you're too young to be a drug dealer, at least a smart one or one that I would take seriously, and if you haven't already, you're probably getting ripped or will be soon

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MDMA is such a harmful drug
SUCH A HARMFUL DRUG

read some medical journals
learn the right vocabulary
learn about your own fucking body
read up on physiology of behavior
learn about neurochemistry and drug effects
its all out there

unless of course you're already a millionairre and don't plan on having kids.... cause if you're that rich then you don't really have to worry much about the fact that you wont be responding like a normal functioning adult, you wont have to worry cause you can buy and eat whatever the fuck you want to make you happy and if you're not having kids then you wont have to worry about focused attention(which will fail you) and being responsible for the shaping of another human being. so if you are that rich and don't want offspring then by all means do all the ecstacy you like, just stay away from me cause people who forget thier insecurities one day and get all happy and touchy feely for the sole reason that they took a pill and the next day wind up cranky and with even less of an attention span , those types of people, piss me off.

but yeah parents do suck sometimes, but read your own fucking post man, at least your parents made an effort to give a shit what kind of person you turn into. Most likely the money doesn't mean shit to them, most likely they don't want you getting arrested and they don't want you turning into a junkie - both GOOD THINGS for them not to want to happen to you. I've seen friends with parents who didn't give a shit what kind of drugs thier kids do because they were too afraid of thier own children to tell them otherwise and now thier kids have gotten arrested, dropped out of school, and moved on to GREAT fucking drugs like crystal meth and amt and heroin GREAT fucking ideas. But funnily enough - those kids are STILL financially supported by thier parents, which is something that well by the age of 25 you should be over with. IF you want to get back at your parents go to EROWID.com and print out everything they have to say about whatever drugs you feel you have the right to be doing and let them read for themselves what it says, read for yourself as well
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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uhm....i don't know what part to say fuck you about. You think i roll everyday?

with an ssri, and suitable time between rolls, almost no damage results from responsible use. it's even been proven....long term RESPONSIBLE mdma users show no signs of brain damage. in fact, your post almost pissed me off enough to go find a link with sources, but instead, im going to continue smoking this bowl. it's on bluelight, erowid, and probably any site with half it's shit straight.

just because you know some e-tards doesn't mean everyone who uses the drug is a fuckwit. you smoke weed don't you? well, obviously you're unemployed, either blowing your freinds head off with your dad's gun daily, or losing your wallet or hitting small children at fast feeod places. your potentiating stereotypes, and i don't appreciate it.

you don't know me. you don't know my situation, or how "ripped" im getting. FUCK you, you judgemental twat.

what vocabulary motherfucker?

in conclusion, you can lick my asshole you dirty assuming bitch.
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i dunno man, how did they get the money out of the bank if it's only in your name...
dual account, i got savings bonds for my birthday for like seven years.
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:36 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ah. shitty.
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I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

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Old 09-04-2003, 06:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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if you have a joint account with your parents they can take your money, that blows though dude, i deal with the same shit every day...... i'm in treatment and looking at jail and shit and it sucks.
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Old 09-04-2003, 06:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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why would they say you stold the money from them if it was from your bank account?
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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First off ssri's dont work correctly unless the correct amount is taken for the correct amount of time amd ssri's are only aimed at patients with paranoid schizophrenia disorder and such mental disorders alike. They are only aimed at affecting the parts of the brain affected by these disorders and HEY! serotonin is something distributed throughout the brain .

they are selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors
which means that they bind to sites in the brain that signal the REUPTAKE (not redistribution and not recreation) of serotonin and prevent them from doing such a thing -thereby not refilling anything, merely letting whats already floating out there continue to be absorbed instead of being sucked back up by into its storage base - only further allowing the depletion of serotonin for someone such as yourself who just took ecstasy.

The point of ssri's is that people with schizophrenia, among other things, have a body system that either doesnt put out enough serotonin or takes it back up too quickly for it to be of use so ssri's help by preventing the reuptake of the dispersed seratonin allowing what has been put out to be put to good use. SSRI's will not prevent a hole from forming in your brain resulting from the excess use of taking MDMA (note I said excess use taking it just once probably wont do this but studies are still being done to determine exactly how this happens)

secondly there is such a thing and dependancy, addiction, both of which mean two different things

The body has natural binding sites and production sites for not only serotonin but for many other NT's as well. So if you're body is recieving chemicals that are either telling it to release or stop releasing or to prevent the uptake of something ... and if it keeps happening without it being naturally produced by the body itself ... the body's own self regulating devices will interpret this as there is too much being produced that isnt accounted for naturally and will assume something is wrong (cause hey! where did all this serotonin come from?) and it will stop producing it itself, thereby screwing you over in the future

Did you know that the body has a natural binding site that responds soley and specifically to psilocybin? the active chemical found in mushrooms that makes you trip? this is why natural drugs are alot healthier than synthetic because the body was made to recieve it!
Now the fact that there is a natural binding site for psilocybin could bring up the question "is there a natural producing system that can produce the chemical psilocybin or is it simply something we have to ingest to get the effects?" interesting thought isnt it - that the body could possibly itself produce its own hallucinations without the aid of a drug? What the fuck were the native americans up to anyway... well I guess we'll never know we killed them all off with smallpox and the common cold

But back to ecstasy
what exactly do you consider to be a "suitable time between rolls," huh son? are you a doctor ... even if you were did you conduct the right tests to determine so.

Ond of the HUGE downfalls of this american society is that medical research is not correctly being done to determine the accurate effects of many drugs. Medical tests can many times be done by highly skilled doctors to show one thing that can later be shown to be so completely wrong by another. So many doctors out there do not know the precise way to conduct a good experiment and come out with findings that are just so wrong. Did you know that with the exception of i think this past year. ALL testing for the breast cancer medication that exists out there today was conducted on men, solely on men! with VERY few exceptions, men dont have breasts and dont get fucking breast cancer!!, but somehow these so called doctors and drug board administrations approved all these breast cancer drugs, which go to women, solely on men!

So Even if you were a doctor, are you not an idiot?

I dont think so




SO what part of FUCK YOU dont you understand? huh, son?
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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this is why natural drugs are alot healthier than synthetic because the body was made to recieve it!
What the fuck? Stop spreading bullshit about synthetic drugs you dirty hippy.
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wow, good to know.

mostly, fuck you. im done, and don't really care enough to argue with you.

whatever...I was never schizoid, but surprisingly enough, ssri's were handed out to me like candy throughout my many therapy sessions, in a variety of forms...zoloft, fluoxetine, trazodone, blah blah blah.

regardless, you've failed to change my mind about anything. hope you feel productive for having typed all that out.

son? oooo, condecendance. try harder. i've been told i'm nothing more than a failure so many times by so many people that said they loved me. the same people who abused me until i started telling, and the same assholes i have to put up with on a daily basis. so try a little harder, i know you've got it in ya.
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Old 09-04-2003, 07:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ellis D. that is some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time.


Call me what you will, but that one part is definately goin in my sig for a little bit.

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why would they say you stold the money from them if it was from your bank account?
they stole 1500 from my wallet while i was sleeping. they took my door off and hid it for awhile, so that's why it wasn't locked. only about 350 was from what they contributed through those birthday savings bonds.
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Ellis D. that is some of the funniest shit I have read in a long time.


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