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Old 09-05-2003, 08:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs down Calling Choketoke on his LIE

Let's analyze Choketoke's posts pre- and post-death. Why, you ask? Because I get great thrills out of proving people wrong...

Okay, his last post as "Kelton" was 8-15 when he informed all of us that yes, he was still alive. His first post as "Kelton's friend" was 8-20 when he came and called some people motherfuckers for advising him to go confront the enemy, thus getting him killed.

Here's a couple posts before 8-15:

From 8-11
"k im going into gr.12 and i got no job....fukin sux.... im thinkin bout just applying at the local gas stations and maybe like a lil grocery store of sum shit... the work is prolly chill.... least enough so i dont run away... but anyways my question is... what should i do to better my chances of getting a job...
like my rentals say that i should give them my resume then just go bak everyday and bitch at them asking if they've hired me yet.... just wondering if this is good...."

From 7-16
"well ur bud is fuct n e ways..."

Okay, notice that he uses many abbreviations such as "k", "sux". "n e" and "lil". His sentence structure is pretty good, mostly complete sentences, but no capitalizations, and they are all separated by ellipses....

From 8-15
i was out last nite at a party and sum kidz told me someone was bad mouthing me across the room and whoopdeedoo it was him... so i walked up to him stomped him into the ground....

Same sentence structures...notice the whoopdeedoo (who the heck says that anymore.

Okay, here's a couple posts after 8-20 when the "close friend" supposedly took over the Choketoke identity...

From 9-1
k i just started having sex with my gf...... iv dogged her about 5 times now and im still not lasting what i think i shuld be....

just wondering how many times it took till u got the longjevity....
plus is there n e thing i can do the get stamina quicker??

Let's see...complete sentences separated by ellipses with many abbreviations( "k", "gf", "u", "n e thing")

From 9-4
bigger brain...whoop dee fukin doo... its because of our brains we think up these things....

Whoop dee fukin doo...need I say more?

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Old 09-06-2003, 11:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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thats so god dam gay. O well its to bad he didnt actually choke a toke and die


he never runs he just stumbles and hides

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Old 09-07-2003, 05:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well thank you, Miss Marple. That pretty much seels the case.

I always believed the whole thing was a lie and said as much ... but I never had the proof.

Shall we hang him from the yardarm?
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Old 09-07-2003, 07:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Some people wouldn't have a life,if it wasn't for the lies !!! He must have a pretty boring life,sounds like he needs to run off and join the circus or something........... ................
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Old 09-07-2003, 04:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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did anyone actually believe him anyway? what kind of person whose life is in danger, spends time on an internet message board talking about. you dont see bin laden or jimmy hoffa bullshitting on the internet. plus, you could tell he was only like 16 years old by the way he talked, im sorry but the only thing thats life threatening to a 16 year old not living in the ghetto selling crack on the corner, is anal herpes and getting hit by a car while crossing the street. anyone with half a brain cell could tell it was obvious bullshit
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Old 09-08-2003, 02:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Gumby become a P.I or something, you gooood...
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Old 09-15-2003, 08:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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was this situation causing u to have sleepless nights or something gumby?

if you want to feel funky feel free but pulleeaaze dont spread that funk on me
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