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Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 02:53 PM

Welll Chili's is a good place to go, but i mean, if you want to get some at the end of the date, nothing says it like a big $6.99 all you can eat meatbone steak..

Well one things for sure, that baboon ain't getting none of that sweet fat ass

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 02:55 PM

Olive Garden, that's a good restaurant to bring your date on, If you want to get some at the end of the date, nothing says it like a big plate of Ravioli with some red wine..
I mean, Italian food and wine, that's a top combination for woman. They like that fancy italian spaghetties while we like to get them drunk on a bottle of Chardonnay'

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 02:56 PM

So then as this guy was busting on her face, this cameraman said

"You forgot to say, "Mmmm big nursey"

And the whole fucking just stops.

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 02:58 PM

I mean...wow, talk about peer pressure, so here you are about to have the orgasm of your life with this really gorgeous pornstar gasping for your manjuice, and suddenly a 19 year old, acne ridden, internship camera man stops everything dead.

Wouldn't it hurt your weewee ?
I mean, who here call their private genetalia wee'wees ?

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 02:59 PM

Is that how you say it ?
Genatilaia ?

That word reminds me of lalapalopalalaza.

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:02 PM

I wonder what that manatee is thinking,...

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:03 PM

Let's look at some buds

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:07 PM

White Rhino from Nirvana.
It' looks pretty

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:08 PM

Now here are some Buds

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:10 PM

Im going to take your advice on how to shut the hell up and stop posting incoherent things

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:11 PM

Advice is a funny word, if you pronounce it fast enough, it sounds like rice...

Advi...-rice
Advi---Cie-rise
Adrise
Adrice...

I wish I can see what Kelly Ripa is wearing underneath that face of hers...

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:14 PM

ridding on a busss..
ridding on a busss

Im riding on a bussssss...
Riiiding on a busssssss....
sitting next to bum,
laughing at your tum
-my tum roomparammm
Ointment

ionlylooklazy · 11-08-2003, 03:15 PM

i bite my thumb at you

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:16 PM

ASSertive

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:17 PM

Peh.....it

Pit

Feh.....at

Fat

Deh.....ot

Dot

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:19 PM

BAM !!!

11-08-2003, 03:20 PM

STOP!

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:20 PM

Emeral Agassi : My only line incoherently used in inappropriate timing to liven up the audience

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:22 PM

Flowie, did you know that Incredible Hulk is actually Jesus doing his dayjob ?
At least he doesn't say...BAM !!!

Sitarguy · 11-08-2003, 03:23 PM

WHooooAOOOOooaaaahhh !!!
Iiim badd......WEeeeooooe wwww, someone call me out to sea

RoootRooooot *whistles*

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11-08-2003, 02:53 PM	#41 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Welll Chili's is a good place to go, but i mean, if you want to get some at the end of the date, nothing says it like a big $6.99 all you can eat meatbone steak.. Well one things for sure, that baboon ain't getting none of that sweet fat ass

11-08-2003, 02:55 PM	#42 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Olive Garden, that's a good restaurant to bring your date on, If you want to get some at the end of the date, nothing says it like a big plate of Ravioli with some red wine.. I mean, Italian food and wine, that's a top combination for woman. They like that fancy italian spaghetties while we like to get them drunk on a bottle of Chardonnay'

11-08-2003, 02:56 PM	#43 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	So then as this guy was busting on her face, this cameraman said "You forgot to say, "Mmmm big nursey" And the whole fucking just stops.

11-08-2003, 02:58 PM	#44 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I mean...wow, talk about peer pressure, so here you are about to have the orgasm of your life with this really gorgeous pornstar gasping for your manjuice, and suddenly a 19 year old, acne ridden, internship camera man stops everything dead. Wouldn't it hurt your weewee ? I mean, who here call their private genetalia wee'wees ?

11-08-2003, 02:59 PM	#45 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Is that how you say it ? Genatilaia ? That word reminds me of lalapalopalalaza.

11-08-2003, 03:02 PM	#46 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	I wonder what that manatee is thinking,...

11-08-2003, 03:03 PM	#47 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Let's look at some buds

11-08-2003, 03:07 PM	#48 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	White Rhino from Nirvana. It' looks pretty

11-08-2003, 03:08 PM	#49 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Now here are some Buds

11-08-2003, 03:10 PM	#50 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Im going to take your advice on how to shut the hell up and stop posting incoherent things

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11-08-2003, 03:11 PM	#51 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Advice is a funny word, if you pronounce it fast enough, it sounds like rice... Advi...-rice Advi---Cie-rise Adrise Adrice... I wish I can see what Kelly Ripa is wearing underneath that face of hers...

11-08-2003, 03:14 PM	#52 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	ridding on a busss.. ridding on a busss Im riding on a bussssss... Riiiding on a busssssss.... sitting next to bum, laughing at your tum -my tum roomparammm Ointment

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ionlylooklazy no left turn unstone Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,998 Thanks: 88 Thanked 805 Times in 408 Posts	i bite my thumb at you

11-08-2003, 03:16 PM	#54 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	ASSertive

11-08-2003, 03:17 PM	#55 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Peh.....it Pit Feh.....at Fat Deh.....ot Dot

11-08-2003, 03:19 PM	#56 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	BAM !!!

11-08-2003, 03:20 PM	#58 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Emeral Agassi : My only line incoherently used in inappropriate timing to liven up the audience

11-08-2003, 03:22 PM	#59 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Flowie, did you know that Incredible Hulk is actually Jesus doing his dayjob ? At least he doesn't say...BAM !!!

11-08-2003, 03:23 PM	#60 (permalink)
Sitarguy Horsemen Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sitarland Posts: 2,194 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	WHooooAOOOOooaaaahhh !!! Iiim badd......WEeeeooooe wwww, someone call me out to sea RoootRooooot whistles