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SmokeSomeDoja · 11-08-2003, 04:51 PM

consistent

jesus · 11-08-2003, 05:51 PM

you know deep down, i really do like black people.

and deep down, i really hate beaners.

fucking beaners

Doghouse · 11-08-2003, 06:47 PM

those not busy being born are busy dying

i like cinnimon toast crunch and scottish accents

FourtySecondRip · 11-08-2003, 07:07 PM

i got the "spooky" versons of foot loops, apple jacks and cocoa crispies. They all have marshmellows in them. It kicks incomprehensible amounts of ass.

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:47 PM

you guys are all great

especially you sitarguy. cheeseking and miami toker did quite well too. thanks guys. if there's anyone i missed, please accept my apologies

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:48 PM

please don't feel discouraged, knowing that there are lots of threads elsewhere with more posts than this one has (so far)

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:49 PM

anyone have those hayday bar cookies? those are really good, but i can't find them anywhere

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:51 PM

if i won the lottery, say $200 million, i would have some sort of contest on yahooka, and 3 winners would recieve $1 million each.

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:52 PM

i read somewhere that it was impossible to fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times. but i really find this hard to believe. what if you had paper the size of afootball field? crazy shit....

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:58 PM

i won't be posting my girlfriends breasts, we both feel uncomfortable with that idea, but thanks for the reply.

i got some new deodorant

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 07:59 PM

i heard the new matrix wasnt so good

i work at a deli

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 08:00 PM

anyone have the google toolbar? i have only 151 blocked sites, which seems low to me, since ive had this toolbar for like a month or more

cheeseking · 11-08-2003, 08:00 PM

I work at a liqour store. It's awesome because everybodies always in a good mood. Plus there are always hotties buying booze. Its great.

**~~marijuana~~** · 11-08-2003, 08:05 PM

Who else enjoys pooping?

It just feels good.

Especially fat and hard logs, they feel so good coming out.

Im not gay.

I just enjoy a good poop.

The best part is the point where to poop is just about to drop.

I try to hold it at that point for as long as posssible.

Its sort of a naughty pleasure.

Oh well, I just do what I like.

cheeseking · 11-08-2003, 08:08 PM

Theres no better feeling than when you hold in your poop for as long as possible, and when you actually start to go before your ass touches the seat. I love those poops the best.

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 08:09 PM

that made me laugh

OUT LOUD

it really did

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 08:10 PM

i like to shit my pants

its only good for a few minutes, cuz its not so toasty after a while

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 08:12 PM

ever notice that comedy styles have changed over time? like things that were funny in the 50's aren't as funny now, in my opinion. i think about this a lot for some reason

cheeseking · 11-08-2003, 08:14 PM

I would like to take this time to direct everyones attention to my thread about female masturbation. It really is a wonderful thing.

Human-yo · 11-08-2003, 08:17 PM

hey you guys might not remember this, but i have said before that some people remind me of food, but not everyone. want some examples?

here's an interesting one. George dubya Bush reminds me of sausage. but recently, having seen his bright smile a few times, i have decided that he also reminds me of orange juice

john madden- mustard

my girlfriend, quite simply, reminds me of breakfast

hmm cant think of any....wow im typing what im thinking

oh yeah andy richter reminds me of bananas.

most mexicans just remind me of mexican food.

dammit i can't think of any more

11-08-2003, 04:51 PM	#81 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,386 Thanks: 240 Thanked 446 Times in 280 Posts	consistent __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

11-08-2003, 05:51 PM	#82 (permalink)
jesus king of the jews Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wedged between two fat people fucking Posts: 6,565 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	you know deep down, i really do like black people. and deep down, i really hate beaners. fucking beaners __________________ you're all a bunch of fucks Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait". I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that. I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me. I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit. I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time. - Mitch Hedberg nipples?

11-08-2003, 06:47 PM	#83 (permalink)
Doghouse aaaauugh yea Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: colorado Posts: 408 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	those not busy being born are busy dying i like cinnimon toast crunch and scottish accents __________________ "I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you take a look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth." -Bill Hicks

11-08-2003, 07:07 PM	#84 (permalink)
FourtySecondRip ECS Join Date: May 2002 Location: Emerald City Posts: 820 Thanks: 25 Thanked 107 Times in 87 Posts	i got the "spooky" versons of foot loops, apple jacks and cocoa crispies. They all have marshmellows in them. It kicks incomprehensible amounts of ass. __________________ ..,,,O,,,.. <\FSR/> .,._/\_.,

11-08-2003, 07:47 PM	#85 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	you guys are all great especially you sitarguy. cheeseking and miami toker did quite well too. thanks guys. if there's anyone i missed, please accept my apologies __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 07:48 PM	#86 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	please don't feel discouraged, knowing that there are lots of threads elsewhere with more posts than this one has (so far) __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 07:49 PM	#87 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	anyone have those hayday bar cookies? those are really good, but i can't find them anywhere __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 07:51 PM	#88 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	if i won the lottery, say $200 million, i would have some sort of contest on yahooka, and 3 winners would recieve $1 million each. __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 07:52 PM	#89 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	i read somewhere that it was impossible to fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times. but i really find this hard to believe. what if you had paper the size of afootball field? crazy shit.... __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 07:58 PM	#90 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	i won't be posting my girlfriends breasts, we both feel uncomfortable with that idea, but thanks for the reply. i got some new deodorant __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 07:59 PM	#91 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	i heard the new matrix wasnt so good i work at a deli __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 08:00 PM	#92 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	anyone have the google toolbar? i have only 151 blocked sites, which seems low to me, since ive had this toolbar for like a month or more __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 08:00 PM	#93 (permalink)
cheeseking jolly good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Planet Boringtown Posts: 1,653 Thanks: 37 Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts	I work at a liqour store. It's awesome because everybodies always in a good mood. Plus there are always hotties buying booze. Its great. __________________ "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people excercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life." "Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with." "I made a bargain with the devil: I would get to be famous, and he would get to fuck my sister." All quotes by George Carlin (RIP)

11-08-2003, 08:05 PM	#94 (permalink)
~~marijuana~~ Banned Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 1,139 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Who else enjoys pooping? It just feels good. Especially fat and hard logs, they feel so good coming out. Im not gay. I just enjoy a good poop. The best part is the point where to poop is just about to drop. I try to hold it at that point for as long as posssible. Its sort of a naughty pleasure. Oh well, I just do what I like.

11-08-2003, 08:08 PM	#95 (permalink)
cheeseking jolly good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Planet Boringtown Posts: 1,653 Thanks: 37 Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts	Poop Theres no better feeling than when you hold in your poop for as long as possible, and when you actually start to go before your ass touches the seat. I love those poops the best. __________________ "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people excercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life." "Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with." "I made a bargain with the devil: I would get to be famous, and he would get to fuck my sister." All quotes by George Carlin (RIP)

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11-08-2003, 08:09 PM	#96 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	that made me laugh OUT LOUD it really did __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 08:10 PM	#97 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	i like to shit my pants its only good for a few minutes, cuz its not so toasty after a while __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 08:12 PM	#98 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	ever notice that comedy styles have changed over time? like things that were funny in the 50's aren't as funny now, in my opinion. i think about this a lot for some reason __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

11-08-2003, 08:14 PM	#99 (permalink)
cheeseking jolly good Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Planet Boringtown Posts: 1,653 Thanks: 37 Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts	I would like to take this time to direct everyones attention to my thread about female masturbation. It really is a wonderful thing. __________________ "Just think, right now, all over the world there are people excercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life." "Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with." "I made a bargain with the devil: I would get to be famous, and he would get to fuck my sister." All quotes by George Carlin (RIP)

11-08-2003, 08:17 PM	#100 (permalink)
Human-yo Posts: 32,562 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 4,364 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 83 Thanked 105 Times in 76 Posts	hey you guys might not remember this, but i have said before that some people remind me of food, but not everyone. want some examples? here's an interesting one. George dubya Bush reminds me of sausage. but recently, having seen his bright smile a few times, i have decided that he also reminds me of orange juice john madden- mustard my girlfriend, quite simply, reminds me of breakfast hmm cant think of any....wow im typing what im thinking oh yeah andy richter reminds me of bananas. most mexicans just remind me of mexican food. dammit i can't think of any more __________________ Love, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr.