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Old 12-03-2003, 03:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What's your favorite saying about drugs sex or rock n roll

Were the people our parent's warned us about.
Im stoned man life is good today.
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dont have sex before you're married.
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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this kinda fits in but really doesnt but there is a lawn mantaince company around here called prograss
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Theres a building company where I am tha has "no erection too small" on their vans
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I gave up smoking, drinking and sex.
It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That's my mamma!
you're all a bunch of fucks

Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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My favorite slogan is "pay yourself first." If you take a few hours and really think about it, it will tell you volumes about human society.

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Oh, and "Mustache Rides, 5" That's a classic.


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Old 12-03-2003, 08:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Just say NO... the DEA.
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Sex Drugs Rock n Roll
Speed Weed Birth Control
We got style we gots class
fuck with us, well beat your ass
so fuck the preps that think thier cool
fuck em all, stoners rule
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I said, "No."

But the drugs wouldn't listen.
Honk if you don't exist
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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"Say NO to drugs, say YES to life, and you too will be alright."

I still remember that from 1st grade. I guess I didn't learn shit.
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