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Old 04-24-2004, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cock rock stoner band anybody?

Ok whos with me? Im gonna start up a stoner cock rock band and call it THE DANKNESS. I already have the first song "I believe in a thing called bud".

Ill be the singer since I can make my voice go really high.

Now i need like 10 other members. You must be damn good at your instrument, and look good in chest hair and spandex.
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Old 04-24-2004, 02:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you need a bass clarinetist...
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Old 04-24-2004, 02:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Damn right we do. Please submit a photograph of yourself in spandex for my consideration.
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Old 04-25-2004, 03:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I had to sit through the Darkness at Leeds...
I sat down when Placebo came on, knowing that at some point i would have to run away from the stage screaming, the only way to drown out that horrible Staind...

then the spandex arrived...
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Old 04-25-2004, 03:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Staind really is horrible. Ive only heard one placebo song and I cant remember if it sucked or not.

But the Darkness is pretty rad. The Dankness is gonna be better though.
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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They already have one, they are called Queens Of The Stone Age.
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Old 04-25-2004, 06:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Queens of the Stone age arent cock rock at all. Theyre stoner indie music.

Cock rock - Queen, Motley Crue, Van Halen etc.
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Old 04-25-2004, 07:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i wanna play that thing that looks like a wooden fish,and i get to say oi every other line
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Old 04-26-2004, 01:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Cock rock stoner band anybody?

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Ill be the singer since I can make my voice go really high.
The gauntlet has been thrown down, then! Sir, I challenge you!

The Song: "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee-Gees.

Record your best attempt, and post it if you dare. I warn you though, I shall be victorious.
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Old 04-26-2004, 01:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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that scares me more than it intrigues me. But maybe. If I can get a hold of a microphone for the computer.
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

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Old 04-26-2004, 09:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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wheres my fucking wooden fish thing
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Old 04-26-2004, 09:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2004, 09:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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if there was a inside joke involed in that comment j-wonder im way to baked to get it
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Old 04-26-2004, 10:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You better be talking about going Claudio Sanchez high and not just falsetto. Cause I can do falsetto and I could be a harmonizer like a mofo.

I can also play the CD player.
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