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Old 05-08-2004, 05:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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wasp bite

i got bitten by a wasp right on my neck about a hour ago, theres a big welt and it still kinda stings. i put baking soda paste on it but that didnt do anything
does anybody kno some kinda home remedy for an ouchy wasp bite?
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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My mum used to use household vinegar.

Dr. Harry L. Arnold of the American Health Institute suggests mixing 1/4 teaspoon of meat tenderizer with 1 teaspoon of water to make a paste. Smearing this on a bee or wasp sting relieves the pain.

I recommend a big
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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...or you could share your own painful insect bite/sting stories here.
i was just grabbing my hair to pull it over my shoulder when i heard a Bzzzzz!bzzz! and suddenly i was all "Ouch! ouch!" and i smacked em dead, my first bite of the season.
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i usualy just put ice on it and when it stops herting i put something like cortizone or something to relive the itchies
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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good idea, kiWikkid!
i did try a bowl, but it didnt seem to have much effect. maybe i should try a
meat tenderizer huh? i think the wasps might prefer me to put that on before they bite me

thanx clam

its actually not as bad as the terrible agony i remember it being when i was a kid
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I haven't been stung by anything with wings since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. But we sometimes get these sea-faring things called blue-bottles and OUCH they deliver a real sting. You're in the water, paddling around all fa la la laa and unsuspecting, when ZAP, this little fucker gets you, and you start splashing around, much like you would be doing a little dance if you'd been stung by a bee, but you're in the water. Oh well, at least we're not like those poor aussies who get killed by their jelly-fish.

EDIT: Oh yea..use baking soda for bees and vinegar for wasps
..........Meat tenderiser before the bite... LOL good-one
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Old 05-08-2004, 05:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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the worst thing i was ever stung by was when i was in oregon when i was like 6 , i got bit by some snake and my parents really freaked out and took me to the e.r when we got there we found it out i got bit by a garder snake ( about as unvenomous as they get) but it still hert like a bitch
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Old 05-08-2004, 06:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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this week i stepped on a bee stuck in my basement's carpet. I had like a flat foot and an arched foot for about 3 days, making me alimp a little, kinda like a gangster bee-string walk. im high

but SHIT did it hurt

put ice on it RIGHT AWAY for a longass time till the shits numb
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the only thing ive been stung by is mosqutoes. try putting Bactine on it.
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ive been strung on the tung by a bee before
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the worst thing i was ever stung by was when i was in oregon when i was like 6 , i got bit by some and my parents really freaked out and took me to the e.r when we got there we found it out i got bit by a garder snake ( about as unvenomous as they get) but it still hert like a bitch
a garder snake? they dont even have any teeth. i have a whole family of them living next to my house in the woods and they dont hurt.
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ive been strung on the tung by a bee before
What was your tongue doing near a bees arse.
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Old 05-08-2004, 08:18 PM   #13 (permalink)
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tobacco takes the venom out. i think.
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pothead i dont what kind of snak u have near ur house but garder snake ur in hell have teeth and the fact that i was 6 when it happend also might have added to the fact it hert so much
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Old 05-09-2004, 05:19 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Veda, sorry to hear, mix you up a non mentholated ciggy with a little bit of water and put that on the sting, put a bandage over it for a few hours, it really takes the sting out.

Clam gardener snakes do not have teeth, but I think it hurt because you were a little kid and you imagined it had teeth, or it was another kind of snake.
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pothead i dont what kind of snak u have near ur house but garder snake ur in hell have teeth and the fact that i was 6 when it happend also might have added to the fact it hert so much
sorry i was high when i was reading your post and i probably skipped over that you were 6. Yea it probably did hurt then.
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all i know is that it fucking hurt, and when i got there they said the snake had no venom so all i had to worry bout was if it got infected or not
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