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Old 06-10-2004, 10:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Blackberry

ok, i have a pipe made out of a hollow section of dried up blackberry stalk, with all the thorns broken off and sanded down
its a good litle pipe and it "hits like a champ" every time

ok but at the same time im smokun that im drinking blackberry cider
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Old 06-10-2004, 10:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ok i didnt finish.

i have a blackberry pipe to smoke and some blackberry cider to drink now to make the whole experience complete, im thinking i need some blackberry soap to wash with Loopie can you do this??

and along that lines i was trying to think... i could make a hat out of blackberry leaves

and whoever is thinking blackberry bikini well harr harr

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Old 06-10-2004, 11:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

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Old 06-10-2004, 11:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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something about fruit and women combined arouses me.



anyone else?
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Old 06-10-2004, 11:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i'm sorry

you know i love you

i just get angry sometimes

then i smack you

but i do it out of love
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Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg

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Old 06-11-2004, 12:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You don't bring me flowers
You don't sing me love songs
You hardly talk to me anymore
When you come through the door
At the end of the day

I remember when
You couldn't wait to love me
Used to hate to leave me
Now after lovin' me late at night
When it's good for you
And you're feeling alright
Well you just roll over
And you turn out the light
And you don't bring me flowers anymore

It used to be so natural
To talk about forever
But 'used to be's' don't count anymore
They just lay on the floor
'Til we sweep them away

And baby, I remember
All the things you taught me
I learned how to laugh
And I learned how to cry
Well I learned how to love
Even learned how to lie
You'd think I could learn
How to tell you goodbye
'Cause you don't bring me flowers anymore
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Old 06-11-2004, 12:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought this thread would be about Blackberry bud..
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Old 06-11-2004, 11:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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^ yeah, i was about to say...
This would be perfect if you could get your hands on that elusive "blackberry" nug. ooohhhhh, ive seen pics of that, it makes me cream my pants, every time.
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Old 06-11-2004, 11:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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even its calyxes are dark purple...
(i could find a pic of nig, so here is the plant...)
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Blackberries are some tastey berries...
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I quite like those bubbleberrys


holy crap look at this...



oh BOG you old devil....
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Old 06-11-2004, 01:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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(i could find a pic of nig,
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you better watch it there Mr EU...



whew i was in quite a state of mind last night. didnt even think of blackberry bud
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I like those black berry blunts
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i like to hit women

it makes me feel like a big man
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Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg

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Old 06-11-2004, 02:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
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you little boyz keep disrespecting me, you aint never never never gonna get none of my pure spiritual v3d4 l0v3
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why work for it when you can just take it

i mean, rape isn't that horrible is it?
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Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg

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Old 06-11-2004, 06:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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you little boyz keep disrespecting me, you aint never never never gonna get none of my pure spiritual v3d4 l0v3
S'OK, leaves more for the rest of us.

Though in jesus's defense, he's not always speaking in the "first person".
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show us some tit, bitch
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i got blackberrys in my backyard
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Old 06-11-2004, 07:23 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Perhaps it's just my perverted mind...but....i thought our luverly v3da was gonna say

Now i just need a great big, blackberry shaped vibrator, to shove up my blackberry tasting bung hole.

Like i say, perhaps its just me.

UP THE BERRY
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice!
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