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Old 06-23-2004, 10:45 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2004, 10:48 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2004, 03:55 AM   #83 (permalink)
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This whole bannana phone song reminded me....


My girlfriend works in the aids ward and when we have a cold , we sneeze and cough on the stupid buttfucking fags and dykes while they sleep .

MUhaha , shit man you should see all that grose shit we do to there food to , we probably killed off a whole ward , including the cancer patients.


Damn , wouldent you wish me and the ol'lady worked close to you so we could kill off aunt suzy , so you can inherent all that dough?


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Old 06-24-2004, 04:43 AM   #84 (permalink)
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you're such an asshole thursday! bing bing bing! you win a donkey's butt on your face!!
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Old 06-24-2004, 04:45 AM   #85 (permalink)
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i thought i did nominate myself just then well that's cool rev. i thought you could have became a bit of a meanie.. i thought this was a "who do you hate most?" thread.
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Old 06-25-2004, 07:27 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Last Chance

Well, maybe waiting until July 4 is asking too much. I keep forgetting that the average yahookan has the attention span of an empty beer can.

...hmm, kind of an assholish thing to say, if I do say so myself....

Anyway, this is your last chance to nominate yourself before the big vote. So far, the following have nominated themselves:

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I don't see GHM, Jesus, GWB, or any of the other "classic assholes" of YaHooka, so you'd better nominate yourselves boys, or miss out on the title.


Don't miss your chance to be like this guy!

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Old 06-25-2004, 07:33 AM   #87 (permalink)
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hmmm, i coudld've sworn i nominated myself

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Old 06-25-2004, 02:48 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Re: Last Chance

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I don't see GHM, Jesus, GWB, or any of the other "classic assholes" of YaHooka, so you'd better nominate yourselves boys, or miss out on the title.
For those who have short attention spans

Maybe they are scared of losing to a girl.

For those who actually read what I write.

Someone brought up the point that no-one here is really an asshole, I agree. I'd have to say most are just posers, hiding behind a facade. The racist crap is old, the ubiquitous asshole picture is old, the lame efforts at trying to shock and offend people are old, the insults are old, the jokes are old. Most of it is a show.

Boredom, insecurity, emotional pain, juvenile enthusiam, feeling trapped or cynicism brings out the asshole in a lot of people. We all get to choose every moment how we act. I think some just have gotten into one pattern and can't seem to pull themselves out of it.

I'd withdraw from the contest, cause I can't even pose as a good asshole, but then there'd be no females included and we can't have that can we?
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:05 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Last Chance

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Someone brought up the point that no-one here is really an asshole, I agree. I'd have to say most are just posers, hiding behind a facade. The racist crap is old, the ubiquitous asshole picture is old, the lame efforts at trying to shock and offend people are old, the insults are old, the jokes are old. Most of it is a show.

Boredom, insecurity, emotional pain, juvenile enthusiam, feeling trapped or cynicism brings out the asshole in a lot of people. We all get to choose every moment how we act. I think some just have gotten into one pattern and can't seem to pull themselves out of it.
You sound like a sensitive and empathetic person. That could cost you votes.

BTW, ionlylooklazy, sorry about the brain fart. That's what happens when you have as little blood in your THC as I do.



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Old 06-25-2004, 03:25 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Re: Last Chance

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Well, maybe waiting until July 4 is asking too much. I keep forgetting that the average yahookan has the attention span of an empty beer can.

...hmm, kind of an assholish thing to say, if I do say so myself....

Anyway, this is your last chance to nominate yourself before the big vote. So far, the following have nominated themselves:

Generic Hippie
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I don't see GHM, Jesus, GWB, or any of the other "classic assholes" of YaHooka, so you'd better nominate yourselves boys, or miss out on the title.


Don't miss your chance to be like this guy!

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Hey I nominated myself
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Old 06-26-2004, 01:04 AM   #93 (permalink)
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i don't need to be validated by you pieces of shit to know i'm an asshole

i know i'm an asshole

i know you people are stupid douchebags who mean nothing to me
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Since I can frost his cake anytime I want I vote Jesus.
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Old 06-26-2004, 07:23 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Hey I nominated myself
Sorry. Correction made. Word to your mother.

(I can't believe I'm being corrected by all these assholes. )



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Old 06-26-2004, 11:23 PM   #97 (permalink)
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i'll nominate myself as soon as i have the time to dig up some of the posts where i was a bitch...

just so that lunaria isn't the only girl....

and i'm sure that several of you will vouche for what a douche i can be when i feel like it...

but i don't hav ethe time right now, so you wanna be assholes better wait for me...
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Old 06-27-2004, 12:49 AM   #98 (permalink)
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I'd like to nominate myself for YaHooka's biggest asshole. Now mind you, up till now I realize I haven't been living up to my full potential in this. But in order to show that I'm serious about winning the competition I'm willing to do the following.

Ban 20 users immediately and 5 more a month till I am the only asshole left.
Strictly enforce all of YaHooka's Guidelines, including immediate bans for any violations.
Immediate bans for thieves, racist jokes, and insensitive remarks.
Delete all porn, nude pictures and boob pictures.
Create an minimum age limit of 21 years old.
Close any and all topics I personally do not agree with.
Limit new registrations to only new members who can prove they have contributed to changing the current marijuana laws through activism or changing public opinion.
Remove all avatars, smilies, custom titles and signatures.
Up the posting limit to 120 seconds.
Ban anyone who persists in using bad grammar and spelling (and don't bother editing their posts in order to get it right, I sure hope there aren't any more typos in here!)
Reset everyone's post count to zero.
Usernames that I don't like will be renamed to whatever I please.
In short, if I don't like you, you're out.

I would really like to win this competition. Please vote for me.


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I would definitly vote for you Lunaria....... EXCEPT, there is a huge difference between aiming a gun and firing one.

If I thought for one second your ideas would become actions, you would be YaHooka's biggest asshole. But, I just can't see you pulling the trigger and following through!!!!

Funny post, however.
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Old 06-27-2004, 03:46 AM   #99 (permalink)
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I would definitly vote for you Lunaria....... EXCEPT, there is a huge difference between aiming a gun and firing one.

If I thought for one second your ideas would become actions, you would be YaHooka's biggest asshole. But, I just can't see you pulling the trigger and following through!!!!

Funny post, however.
Don't say that you freakin' idiot


I would like to nominate myself for my work in telling people that they are freakin' idiots
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Old 06-27-2004, 08:03 AM   #100 (permalink)
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I would definitly vote for you Lunaria....... EXCEPT, there is a huge difference between aiming a gun and firing one.

If I thought for one second your ideas would become actions, you would be YaHooka's biggest asshole. But, I just can't see you pulling the trigger and following through!!!!

Funny post, however.
Is that a dare? Cause you know I can't resist a dare !

Stonerchic - I'll vote for you if you vote for me.
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