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Old 06-21-2004, 02:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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YaHooka's Biggest Asshole Contest

<img src="http://www.mightywombat.com/toons/asshole.gif" align=left hspace=20 vspace=20>YaHooka has seen 'em come, and seen 'em go, and I think with only a few exceptions, most of the "Assholes" on this site are just bored and having fun.

So, in my own unique way of anal compulsion, I decided to take that idea and bring some organization to it. If you feel that you are YaHooka's Biggest Asshole, and you want official recognition of this fact (as displayed in my sig as follows:

So-and-so, Offical Site Asshole. Hail So-and-so!!

) then you need to submit yourself as a contestant, and state in 50 words or less why you are YaHooka's Biggest Asshole.

Links to previous posts are welcome, however you cannot nominate anyone but yourself.

Good luck, assholes!



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Old 06-21-2004, 02:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: YaHooka's Biggest Asshole Contest

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however you cannot nominate anyone but yourself.
i have a feeling that rule might be overlooked....

but nice idea here rev, it'll be interesting to see the resulting thread....
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Old 06-21-2004, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i think i shoul.d because youre all fucking faggot ass assclapping worthless pieces of shit
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Old 06-21-2004, 02:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i nominate myself, i hate you all, and hope you die in the next terrorist attack
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wow, maybe you should shorten that maximum word usage, both these guys did so well in under 100 characters....
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wow, maybe you should shorten that maximum word usage, both these guys did so well in under 100 characters....
whoa, i think we have a winner

who can compete with such a worn out slut? NO ONES asshole at yahooka is nearly as big as yours
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ahahaha.. that actually made me chuckle.. i vote for that guy
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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whoa, i think we have a winner

who can compete with such a worn out slut? NO ONES asshole at yahooka is nearly as big as yours
shut the fuck up... stop trying to be "cool" and say something useful for a while... that was far from funny fucker
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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sorry but who the fuck are you?
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lazy, you're slipping, that was more then 100 characters dude....
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shut the fuck up... stop trying to be "cool" and say something useful for a while... that was far from funny fucker
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sorry but who the fuck are you?
i don't know but i like him....

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Old 06-21-2004, 04:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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jesus christ you people are lame
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:57 PM   #12 (permalink)
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shut the fuck up... stop trying to be "cool" and say something useful for a while... that was far from funny fucker
This is a thread about trying to be an asshole, not useful
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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fucking loser

some dumbass who has the misguided idea that being nice to or "defending" some girl on the internet will get him laid...

hahaha too fuckin funny
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sorry, i didnt mean to offend anyone

oh well if i did though
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Old 06-21-2004, 07:09 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I dunno what's more pathetic, the people TRYING to be assholes or the ones being assholes and trying to make it look natural, as if they ALWAYS do it.

you're all loosing.

I do not nominate myself coz I'm clearly NOT Yahooka's biggest asshole...that would be Jesus or Dezzy.
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Old 06-21-2004, 07:19 PM   #17 (permalink)
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fucking loser

some dumbass who has the misguided idea that being nice to or "defending" some girl on the internet will get him laid...

hahaha too fuckin funny
Maybe not on the internet but he sure as hell would get laid in real life...

Unless he's ugly like Marley$herb...

Then there would be no play for Mr. Gray...
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that's sick...

seriously....

why'de you post that shit...
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im not suprised by it, I expect random (not completely in this case) and extreme hardcore perverted and discusting porn to show up in any thread.
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