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Old 06-28-2004, 10:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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and now... cunnilingus positions!

blowjobs on guys are fun, but what about the ladies? going down on her can be a wonderful, delicious treat for both giver and receiver. do you like to have her lie down (or lie down yourself) while pleasuring/being pleasured? are you a sitting-on-face lover? what about kneeling and kissing the kitty (or of course vice versa). 69? or have you come up with your own unique favorites?
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Old 06-28-2004, 10:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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you sound like an ad for selling knives.
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Old 06-28-2004, 10:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2004, 10:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Wink now boys

this is why we cant have nice things...

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Old 06-29-2004, 12:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I like to lay face down in her box, grab her ass from behind, and bring her whole pelvis up to my lips to savor. Makes it feel more like a passionate indulgence than a sexual technique.



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Old 06-29-2004, 02:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2004, 03:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dude, I don't know who you're eating but the rule of thumb is, "More hairy, less dairy" where the lusciousness is concerned.

I think it's time to dust off the 6th grade hygene movie and make her watch it again.



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Old 06-30-2004, 01:09 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, I don't know who you're eating but the rule of thumb is, "More hairy, less dairy" where the lusciousness is concerned.

I think it's time to dust off the 6th grade hygene movie and make her watch it again.



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DAMN man... i only take the Bald.. the smell is off chops! i gag ... and the hair, oh the hair ... like a moist sponge slowly massaging the pungent odor into your face... almost like gettin down on your knees and feasting on freshly laid dog shit... its beautiful man..
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I like to lay face down in her box, grab her ass from behind, and bring her whole pelvis up to my lips to savor. Makes it feel more like a passionate indulgence than a sexual technique.



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I totally agree with the Rev on this one, another thing is basically the same but when she arches her back you grab her hips and go at that shit like a fuckin' hero sandwich

Also, as I said in another thread, if your woman is receptive to it, finger her ass while you're munching, makes for a wild ride! My girl loves it anyways, maybe I'm just one of teh lucky ones?
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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DAMN man... i only take the Bald.. the smell is off chops! i gag ... and the hair, oh the hair ... like a moist sponge slowly massaging the pungent odor into your face... almost like gettin down on your knees and feasting on freshly laid dog shit... its beautiful man..



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Old 07-02-2004, 08:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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My one experience with oral on a girl was my old girlfriend whom I was dating a while ago, that I mentioned before. Well we were drunk, were trying to have sex, but I couldn't get my belt off. So instead of stopping the fun, I play it off smooth and say a line along the following...

"HEy bbbaaby!!!!! HOws about we do the mouth to crack thing?"

Yeah, It was about as smooth as that. Anyhow, So I get my face in there, and the first thing I say to myself is..."Holy shit! That's one smelly pussy!"

It was a mixture of beer,sweat, and urine I have to say. It was a wonderful mixture. Her legs smelled like beer from a spilt drink. My mouth smelled of Swedish vodka, jack Daniels, and hot fries. And her vag smelled sweaty and had a urine smell to it. In otherwords, It wasn't planned by any means.

So I ignore the unpleasant smells, and we start taking off. After a good 20 minutes of going at it, my tounge is about to fall out of my mouth, when she finally hits the finish marker. She explodes into a thrashing type of motion and smacks me in the nose with a vag smack, quickly making my nose pour blood out faster than a fucking broken dam.

That was my first experience. A bloody nose, and a horrible hangover. Got to love it.
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:06 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Liberty Cap: That is the most impressive story about munchin nush i have ever read!
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Old 07-02-2004, 09:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Why thank you. That was an experience I'll remember for a long time. Needless to say, we did end up "breaking" up.
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