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Old 07-02-2004, 08:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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shit balls cock ass mother fucker that hurts...

I was mowing the lawn today and the mower got caught in the fence and for the life of me I could not get the mower out of this chain length fence. Since it wasn't my fence I went and got a metal saw and sawed the mother fucker free.


ANyway, later I was filling the mower with gas and spilt it all over my hands. So I went and washed my hands off but I had a major booger in my nose so of course I went for the pick.


Immediatly my nose started burning and every breath I took only made me more sick. I feel to the ground screaming like a little girl and wimpering for the pain to stop.


It's now a half hour later and my nose is still fucking burning. I've tried water and soap but to no avail.

I'm not smoking weed or cigars for like a week.
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2004, 08:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you should compile all these great stories into a Real Corona Reader.

the drunk in japan story, that funny one about the time you were trapped in the snow with spyder and had to eat him to survive, that time you got arrested for smuggling...
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Old 07-03-2004, 03:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that funny one about the time you were trapped in the snow with spyder
I believe that was my feces that he wanted to eat, and we weren't stuck in the snow, he just asked me one day.

Oh yeah, RC its the 4th tomorrow so you are going to have to smoke, sorry
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Old 07-03-2004, 03:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I was mowing the lawn today and the mower got caught in the fence and for the life of me I could not get the mower out of this chain length fence. Since it wasn't my fence I went and got a metal saw and sawed the mother fucker free.


ANyway, later I was filling the mower with gas and spilt it all over my hands. So I went and washed my hands off but I had a major booger in my nose so of course I went for the pick.


Immediatly my nose started burning and every breath I took only made me more sick. I feel to the ground screaming like a little girl and wimpering for the pain to stop.


It's now a half hour later and my nose is still fucking burning. I've tried water and soap but to no avail.

I'm not smoking weed or cigars for like a week.
fuck fucking lawn mowers

at work i was smart enough to get two (yup, i made the same mistake twice within about 30 minutes) second degree burns on my arm from the extremly hot exhaust housing
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Old 07-03-2004, 03:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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oh yeah and if you are making a real corona reader dont forget the one where he got into a fight drunk at a bowling alley by accident and got a concussion

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Old 07-03-2004, 09:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Yesterday i had to pass a kidney stone want to talk about pain holy shit that hurt. But that sucks you got gas in your nose.
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Old 07-03-2004, 09:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Kidney stone? Ouch. That had to suck major moose cock.
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