Sugar420

i didnt do too much or go anywhere today, just smoked a lot of weed and hung out and had a lot of snacks

but when i went outside there were so many birds, i mean LOTS of birds, all singing and chirping and tweeting
and it made a beautiful music

so i sat around and watched the birds and listened to them sing

now that i think of it
i realize that music was a wonderful totally free gift from God
i didnt have to buy anything or drive anywhere or pollute the environment or contribute to the babylon system in any way
so im gonna have a toke and give up thanx and praises

how bout you?

jesus

don't get fat from those snacks


nobody likes fat chicks

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you're all a bunch of fucks

Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg

nipples?

StonerChic

i love your stories v3d4...

you have such a great way of viewing the world...

and your responses are always unique jesus...

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jesus loves me this i know....

'cause i'm speacial....

special kay to the rescue....

jesus

suck it

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you're all a bunch of fucks

Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg

nipples?

Woods

Birds piss me off when I'm trying to sleep. It's the worst when I'm just going to bed around 6 and the fuckers are in full swing. I thought this was going to be about fractal music.

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Kishar steals his aunt's morphine patches because he has the moral sense of George Bush

Prisons are built with stones of Law. Brothels with bricks of religion.

SmokeSomeDoja

i was really wiped out from yesterday, so i zoned out on my computer for most of the day. then i went to a punk rock concert and left. then i went to a "badass" frat party, got a little drunk, then walked home. shaka bra.

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"I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

funky_unkle

Ah but Woods, those birds aren't singing to keep you awake, they're singing to comfort you when you can't sleep. Birds are free, nobody bosses them around, yet they start chirping early in the morning just for you.
If birds don't do it, go listen to a brook. No drug or therapy is going to give you that.

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The Christian answered, "The power is all on my side. I can love you while you torture me to death."

kamikazi89

when we lived in oregon...if the birds kept us up...we sprayed them with a shotgun full of rock salt...

and now the house next door was vacant after a fire and pigeons make it thier home..

but they kept coming back...getting rid of them was fun fun fun..

funky_unkle

You should've loaded the gun with a little pepper and marinade too.

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The Christian answered, "The power is all on my side. I can love you while you torture me to death."

kamikazi89

hahaha...but not for pigeons...they're just flying rats...

Sureshot

I love to listen to the birds sing, and I even love to feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparraas too, it gives me an enormous sense of well being, ands I'm happy for the rest of tha day safe in the knowledge there will laways be bit of my heart devoted to it.....ALLLLLLLLLL the people.....

But yes, I do love spring and summer mornings, no need for an alarm, just wake to natures dawn chorus.



SS

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Woods

So is AIDS, sometimes.

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Kishar steals his aunt's morphine patches because he has the moral sense of George Bush

Prisons are built with stones of Law. Brothels with bricks of religion.

Hukanzo

God isn't real. Call it free music courtesy of evolution.

Mull D

Once when I hadn't ever been high three days in a row me and a friend were smoking by the Olentangy river and I told him "check it out man the crickets are playing us some music", and he was all like "nuh uh they're just being crickets, that's what crickets do, they aren't playing it for us." That kind of pissed me off but I didn't say anything.

kamikazi89

that, is what we call,......an existential buzz kill

Sugar420

^^i know exactly what youre sayin.
it doesnt really piss me off i guess, but i usually dont say anything either becuz of my experience with little kids. i made a doll for my little buddy when she was a year old and shes played with it some over the past 2 years mostly by swinging it in circles by the hair, which is cool, but its not her favorite toy. she has other dolls, really neat ones, that she doesnt show much interest in. so, my lesson is that you can offer a kid great toys but theres no point in getting all personally offended and pissed off if the kid doesnt really get a kick out of them. often as not, theyd rather play with the box it came in, or the ribbon, and i believe this is just the way that little brains and little minds develop and grow.

if we see that theres really no use in blaming the three year old for being more interested in shouting TIM-BERRRR! and knocking over lincoln logs five hundred million times than she is in making a log cabin for the crappy homemade doll you gave her, and that its equally useless to get pissed at the child that says NO NO NO to everything, then we can have the same attitude about older and older kids and grownups too.

so if you want to share something special with someone and they just dont get it, like they cant even percieve the specialness that you are offering them, dont be mad, they cant help it becuz their consciousness isnt quite big enough yet to wrap around some things.
just as all little children grow at their own rate, each of us expands our consciousness and grows at our own rate.

those people that just say shit for the sole purpose of being an asshole, its the same thing, often it seems like these people cant pick up anything new becuz their hands are already full.

but that is not the point here.
the point here was to tell you about the huge profusion of birds in my backyard,
and to make fun of jesus for buying a $150 radio with a monthly fee that features the same music service you hear at starbucks

kamikazi89

i just spilled my drink...hahaha

and he cant get enough of al franken...

but really...u dont dig prince??

cause sister...

when doves cry...

its really sad

Lions & Christians (PB)

when ever i hear a bird singing or cricket chirping i think:

mang, there is another horny bastard not getting any.

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The most dangerous drug on this planet has to be oxygen.

A gateway drug to say the least, further more people use without even consideration, not consenting to moderation in the least, and dont even get me started on the withdrawels.

the goal of alchemy is to turn lead into gold. to take a substance and combine it with another substance that makes it more than it's origenal worth. in this sense, you really need to start making bronze statues of your pharmacist or local chemist, for they have made gods own medicine, morphine, and in contrast, a shiney rock doesnt seem to compete.