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SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 12:54 PM

my farts smell like dead animals
 
and i just calculated about 60% of my grade in stats - 49%

and i have one more week before finals



fanfuckingtastic

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 12:55 PM

i think imn going to smoke a bowl and drink some shitty generic beer

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 12:55 PM

And yet you are too much of a pussy to eat dead animals.

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 12:56 PM

sure i do, i eat chicken, turkey, and fish

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 12:58 PM

smells like cow threw up, chocked on its own vomit, shat itself, then died, and has been rotting in the sun for a week

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 12:58 PM

See that's like ultimate pussy.

Not eating red meat but eating other meat.

Vegans=not pussy (but physically weak)

Vegetarians=pussy

People that block certain meats= Uber pussy. I mean even vegetarians think that they are pussies.

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 12:59 PM

o, okah

:rolleyes:

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 01:01 PM

Yep.

And that's the most pussy thing of all.

Acting superior because you just pussed out.

That wasn't a response. It was puss out.

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 01:02 PM

what you want i should say? hmmmmmmm?

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 01:03 PM

Improper use of grammer, you dripping pussy.

Make a mum joke or something.

You're young! You're drunk! KILL!

CowMan 03-06-2005 01:03 PM

i stopped eating red meat cause a girl i was with asked me to cause she heard it made you're jizz taste better. So, now I get lots more head, and there ain't nothing wrong with that.

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 01:05 PM

That could well be the dumbest use of poor logic that I have ever heard.

You stopped eating meat because apparently it makes your jizz taste better.

So now you've got girls lining up to take a sweet taste of your gourmet man juice.

Right.

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 01:05 PM

too busy jerking myself off and staring at the wall

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 01:06 PM

Is it a hot wall?

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 01:07 PM

girls dig it, dig it?



maybe your poor excuses of skank nasty british women dont mind it, but the bitches here love the healthy-tasting cockers

SmokeSomeDoja 03-06-2005 01:08 PM

could be hotter

hammerhead 03-06-2005 01:09 PM

you can eat charcoal biscuits. they stop the smell

Burner of trees 03-06-2005 01:09 PM

of course its a hot wall

i doubt he'd be jacking off to an ugly wall...

that would be stupid

OldSchoolStylee 03-06-2005 01:09 PM

"Oh Sarah you have to give Cowman head!"

"Why's that?"

"Because he has the nicest tasting semen!"

"WOW! I will kill those who stand in my way!"

Right.

jesus 03-06-2005 01:10 PM

i think i'm going to make myself a steak for dinner


all this talk of farts has ravished me


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