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Old 03-06-2005, 12:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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my farts smell like dead animals

and i just calculated about 60% of my grade in stats - 49%

and i have one more week before finals



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Old 03-06-2005, 12:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i think imn going to smoke a bowl and drink some shitty generic beer
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Old 03-06-2005, 12:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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And yet you are too much of a pussy to eat dead animals.
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Old 03-06-2005, 12:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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sure i do, i eat chicken, turkey, and fish
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Old 03-06-2005, 12:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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smells like cow threw up, chocked on its own vomit, shat itself, then died, and has been rotting in the sun for a week
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See that's like ultimate pussy.

Not eating red meat but eating other meat.

Vegans=not pussy (but physically weak)

Vegetarians=pussy

People that block certain meats= Uber pussy. I mean even vegetarians think that they are pussies.
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Old 03-06-2005, 12:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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o, okah

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Yep.

And that's the most pussy thing of all.

Acting superior because you just pussed out.

That wasn't a response. It was puss out.
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Old 03-06-2005, 01:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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what you want i should say? hmmmmmmm?
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Improper use of grammer, you dripping pussy.

Make a mum joke or something.

You're young! You're drunk! KILL!
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Old 03-06-2005, 01:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i stopped eating red meat cause a girl i was with asked me to cause she heard it made you're jizz taste better. So, now I get lots more head, and there ain't nothing wrong with that.
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That could well be the dumbest use of poor logic that I have ever heard.

You stopped eating meat because apparently it makes your jizz taste better.

So now you've got girls lining up to take a sweet taste of your gourmet man juice.

Right.
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too busy jerking myself off and staring at the wall
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Is it a hot wall?
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girls dig it, dig it?



maybe your poor excuses of skank nasty british women dont mind it, but the bitches here love the healthy-tasting cockers
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Old 03-06-2005, 01:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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could be hotter
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you can eat charcoal biscuits. they stop the smell
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of course its a hot wall

i doubt he'd be jacking off to an ugly wall...

that would be stupid
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"Oh Sarah you have to give Cowman head!"

"Why's that?"

"Because he has the nicest tasting semen!"

"WOW! I will kill those who stand in my way!"

Right.
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Old 03-06-2005, 01:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i think i'm going to make myself a steak for dinner


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I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

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