a fight at the grocery store today; all that and a bag of chips

Sugar420 · 09-30-2005, 07:51 PM

i was in the checkout line just putting my stuff onthe little conveyer thing when the woman in front of me goes up to the big front window and starts smacking the glass with her palm yelling "THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH!" and i saw the butcher (of the store) and some random guy pushing eachother back and forth on the sidewalk right there, and the woman is yelling "THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP IT!"

and this random guy actually takes a swing at the butcher and at that point i was like well screw that!
so i dropped my stuff and went out there and tried to put myself between them and i yelled as loud as i could "STOP IT YOU DUMB NIGGAZ!!"

so random guy does 2 things at once: he kicks me in the shin and at the same time starts shouting "he attacked me first! he attacked me first!" and he backs off saying motherfucker and all this stuff and im like "ouch!"

grown men, acting like that, in front of children... seriously wtf?

so later i found out random dude had grabbed a bag of chips out of someone's cart as they were going to thier car, and he tears it open and starts to eat chips, and butcher Bob just happened to be there, but i didnt see the beginning so i dont kno how the fighting started

anyway that was one of the most exciting grocery shopping trips ever

ColtEtish · 09-30-2005, 07:57 PM

My last day at work a woman slips on a bag of spilled rice...right after I punched a sweep. Could have ended in me being fired if they got sued...

Also last day, woman gets caught shoplifting, they called the cops since it aws over 20 dollars stolen. Anyways, I was sitting in the break room with the 2 rent-a-cops (ones a fucking retard) and 1 real cop. I was like "is she supposed to be handcuffed" because she had her hands behind her back like she was but I saw her move her hand to scratch her face...so they looked at her and saw the handcuffs on the chair next to her, so the cop is like "turn around now" and he handcuffs her and searched her, and he found an knife in her pocket...and the one smart security guard was like MAN YOU COULD HAVE GOT US KILLED THIS IS BAD MAN!!! because the other one cuffed her...he couldn't do it right...he also doesn't chase after shoplifters when he sees them run out of the store...anyways later on like 4 more squad cars pull up and 4 more cops go in and escort her out, because she freaked out and bit the cop and the smart security guard. I'm glad she didn't have the knife then...

Sugar420 · 09-30-2005, 08:09 PM

no im a delicate flower!

and i have a bruise now

El Coyote · 09-30-2005, 08:24 PM

Sometimes violence solves EVERYTHING.

GreenNugs · 09-30-2005, 08:52 PM

^ ..hey ww- don't forget to tell them that sometimes fighting solves everything..

Reagan · 09-30-2005, 09:29 PM

You should be happy all you got was a kick in the shin for calling someone a nigger.

Sugar420 · 09-30-2005, 09:39 PM

well, yeah.

i think he kicked me more for getting in his way than anything else
but ya, i realize i put myself in harms way so it all worked out well
i wont forget they shot Bob Marley and they crucified Jesus so a kick in the shin aint nothin
not that i want to sit around and compare myself to Bob or Jesus but i will say

I N I NO COME TO FIGHT FLESH AND BLOOD BUT SPIRITUAL WICKEDNESS IN HIGH AND LOW PLACES

Puffman · 10-01-2005, 07:20 AM

Did you really called them dumb niggas?

Pretty cool story.

North_of_Sanity · 10-01-2005, 10:12 AM

So the nigger just takes a bag of chips from someone's cart and starts eating it?

He could at least have stolen some fried chicken or watermelon just for the sake of oozing stereotype.

09-30-2005, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	a fight at the grocery store today; all that and a bag of chips i was in the checkout line just putting my stuff onthe little conveyer thing when the woman in front of me goes up to the big front window and starts smacking the glass with her palm yelling "THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH!" and i saw the butcher (of the store) and some random guy pushing eachother back and forth on the sidewalk right there, and the woman is yelling "THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP IT!" and this random guy actually takes a swing at the butcher and at that point i was like well screw that! so i dropped my stuff and went out there and tried to put myself between them and i yelled as loud as i could "STOP IT YOU DUMB NIGGAZ!!" so random guy does 2 things at once: he kicks me in the shin and at the same time starts shouting "he attacked me first! he attacked me first!" and he backs off saying motherfucker and all this stuff and im like "ouch!" grown men, acting like that, in front of children... seriously wtf? so later i found out random dude had grabbed a bag of chips out of someone's cart as they were going to thier car, and he tears it open and starts to eat chips, and butcher Bob just happened to be there, but i didnt see the beginning so i dont kno how the fighting started anyway that was one of the most exciting grocery shopping trips ever

09-30-2005, 08:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
GreenNugs Hopefully High Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: #yahooka Posts: 2,097 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ ..hey ww- don't forget to tell them that sometimes fighting solves everything.. __________________ ----------------------------------------------- And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. RIP to our friend and highly respected peer Ken Gorman

09-30-2005, 09:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Reagan Not Dead Yet Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,840 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 3 Posts	You should be happy all you got was a kick in the shin for calling someone a nigger. __________________ "In reggae it is possible to dance and contemplate revolution, anger at oppression, the cruelties of life, the beauty of sexuality, the humour of human existence - all at the same time." Kwame Dawes "Who feels it, knows it..."

10-01-2005, 10:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
North_of_Sanity Infidelous Borealis Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 5,861 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	So the nigger just takes a bag of chips from someone's cart and starts eating it? He could at least have stolen some fried chicken or watermelon just for the sake of oozing stereotype. __________________ "His professional diagnosis: Narcissistic Personality Disorder. My unprofessional diagnosis: Nut-Job!" - Jim Rome "I don't have a girlfriend. But I know a woman who would be upset if she heard me say that." - Mitch Hedberg "Condoms are stupid" - some dirty ho

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09-30-2005, 08:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	no im a delicate flower! and i have a bruise now

09-30-2005, 09:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	well, yeah. i think he kicked me more for getting in his way than anything else but ya, i realize i put myself in harms way so it all worked out well i wont forget they shot Bob Marley and they crucified Jesus so a kick in the shin aint nothin not that i want to sit around and compare myself to Bob or Jesus but i will say I N I NO COME TO FIGHT FLESH AND BLOOD BUT SPIRITUAL WICKEDNESS IN HIGH AND LOW PLACES

10-01-2005, 07:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
Puffman LeavesOfGrassMyAss! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,508 Thanks: 514 Thanked 220 Times in 151 Posts	Did you really called them dumb niggas? Pretty cool story.

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