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Old 11-08-2005, 02:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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She's Pregnant... AGAIN!

Fuck it. My girlfriend is pregnant. It's only been like 3 months since our first abortion. First abortion is also our ONLY abortion. I can't kill another one of my kids.

She's 19 and I'm 17. She's not working and lives with her parents, and I work part time and go to night school AND live with my parents.

We will have to get married so our kid isn't illegitimate. If we keep the kid and I'm not married when she has it, it won't have my last name.

Neither of our parents know yet. Her parents are going to this A) Make us get married or have an abortion. No abortion. B) Kick her out of the house. C) Maybe break my neck.

Her dad nearly and literally almost broke my neck when he found out. Her mother is insane. We have to move out sometime in the middle of February the same week we have to tell them.

I don't have my high school diploma! I won't be able to get it either if I have to move out February and work full time to support them. I'm probably going to go for my GED, which isn't as nice, but it'll due.

My parents will have to agree to me marrying her! Since I'm not 18, my mom and dad will have to literally sign a fucking paper to allow me to both move out and marry her.

OH! Jesus, I'm still doing drugs behind my girls back! I love her to death, and would die for her. No I'm not some stupid, in lust, teenager. I have been through hospital overdoses, pregnancies, and abortions with her already. I planned on spending the rest of my life with her anyways. Just not this fast ,you know?


Well, I can't do cocaine and heroin too much longer. I'm not going to be that type of dad. I just don't know what I can do. Any advice guys? This is my worst luck yet!
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Old 11-08-2005, 02:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like adulthood is about to smack you in the face. Although you sound pretty mature for your age.

Sounds like you've got the right plans - GED and marriage.

Best of luck, and of course congratulations on the baby!

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Old 11-08-2005, 02:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thanks. We plan on naming it Eve Isabell ******* if it's a girl. I hope it is.


I really just don't want to have a kid and him/her grow up in poverty. I've contemplated joining the army after we marry and have it and then just put all my money into her bank account. I just don't know what will come of everything.

I think I'm going to get an A+ certification and some MCP like MCP TCP/IP or MCP Systems Administration and try to find a job in the city with moderate pay above $10.00. I know how to program, but all those job are sent out of country to India and shit.

I'm only worried about being able to give her and my child the best I can, but I don't know HOW to do that. Right now I'm just scared. This is the first time I've been this scared in a long time.
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Old 11-08-2005, 02:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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75-cents would have saved you alot of trouble bro.

BUT....in your case you need to suck it up and be a father, or give it away. Dont be a half-assed dad, its all or nothing.
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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^ A little to fucking late isn't it?
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I forgot about adoption!

Ok, I'm not so mad about this anymore.
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Old 11-08-2005, 04:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ADOPTION. ADOPTION. ADOPTION.


Your baby will go to a family that is quaified and yerning for a crack baby of their own. They don't let just anybody adopt these days, either.

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If that doesn't fly with you man, you seem like a mature guy and will probably be a good father.
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Old 11-08-2005, 06:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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what id do:

abort or adopt.
but if you do keep it just pay the 18 years of child support *after you make sure its yours*
dont marry her
get your hs diploma and educate yourself
smoke more weed, no herion, no coke

and next time wear a condom or use birth control or the morning after pill or any combination there of.

good luck.
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Fuck adoption, fuck keeping it. The only logical and moral option is to abort the fucker.
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Old 11-08-2005, 06:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Fuck it. My girlfriend is pregnant. It's only been like 3 months since our first abortion. First abortion is also our ONLY abortion. I can't kill another one of my kids.

She's 19 and I'm 17. She's not working and lives with her parents, and I work part time and go to night school AND live with my parents.

We will have to get married so our kid isn't illegitimate. If we keep the kid and I'm not married when she has it, it won't have my last name.

Neither of our parents know yet. Her parents are going to this A) Make us get married or have an abortion. No abortion. B) Kick her out of the house. C) Maybe break my neck.

Her dad nearly and literally almost broke my neck when he found out. Her mother is insane. We have to move out sometime in the middle of February the same week we have to tell them.

I don't have my high school diploma! I won't be able to get it either if I have to move out February and work full time to support them. I'm probably going to go for my GED, which isn't as nice, but it'll due.

My parents will have to agree to me marrying her! Since I'm not 18, my mom and dad will have to literally sign a fucking paper to allow me to both move out and marry her.

OH! Jesus, I'm still doing drugs behind my girls back! I love her to death, and would die for her. No I'm not some stupid, in lust, teenager. I have been through hospital overdoses, pregnancies, and abortions with her already. I planned on spending the rest of my life with her anyways. Just not this fast ,you know?


Well, I can't do cocaine and heroin too much longer. I'm not going to be that type of dad. I just don't know what I can do. Any advice guys? This is my worst luck yet!
You sound like any man twice your age would if the same news was dropped. You're ready....but u sound scared, Ask for help when shit gets tough though, always ask for help if you really need it.
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Sounds like you shouldn't have a girlfriend.
Because I give a fuck about the world in which I live?
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Old 11-08-2005, 07:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Stupid message board.
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Kishar steals his aunt's morphine patches because he has the moral sense of George Bush

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Old 11-08-2005, 08:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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your cool lc...but man



seriously....if you dont wanna get her pregnant dont nut inside her...
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i know i was getting ripped off guys, thats not the point, the point is that this rich ass kid comes to my poor ass neighborhood in a mercedes, takes my hard earned money and trys to run me over.
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:02 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Defenately adoption.


I'm adopted and I turned out fine.
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Well ironically she found out I was doing coke about 3 hours ago. I'm going to come clean and get help tomorrow so I can stay with her. She didn't think you could get pregnant on your period and I listened. Bad idea. And we aren't aborting or adopting up our kid.
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I've got a better idea. Just get a vasectomy. You shouldn't be breeding anyway.
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Old 11-08-2005, 08:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Mar if I could, I'd probably as of now. If her life wasn't already this bad, I'd have turned her life to shit.
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so, she just got an abortion and still isn't on birth control?

sounds like an intelligent lass...



you're a drug addict?



please, for the love of god give this kid up for adoption... i'm not trying to be a dick, i just don't really want yet another fuckup in this world...
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