Sugar420

i just sharpened my knives a couple days ago... so i was cutting up a bell pepper trying to go fast and i sliced through my fingernail and through that part underneath the fingernail (what is that called?) of my index finger at an angle so the tip isnt damaged, but halfway from my cuticle to the tip there is an oval slice of nail and flesh missing...
due to the bleeding i had to wrap it up in a pantyliner and tape it up tight so now i have this giant thing on my finger... with wings

it didnt hurt at first but now it does a lot, like electric shocks or red hot needles poking

typing one handed usually means something else haha

but oh it hurts a lot now
i cant operate a bong or pipe+ lighter this way, and never learned to roll one handed. how can i toke by myself?

catastrophe

You've got 4 other fingers on your hand don't you?

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Mercury

ouch! fuuuck that sucks balls, did you hit the bone?

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Dank-O

just be thankful it wasnt one of them fancy miracle blades or else you would probably be missing a finger right now

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Mercury

^one of my biggest fears

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Sugar420

o ya im thankfull it wasnt worse

i dont think i hit the bone, its a pretty thin slice
im using my thumb and middle finger to apply pressure otherwise it just start bleeding again

of course a candle will work, so simple, obvious ty souls

Flamingnun

ouch, i saw my friend a chef, cut the tip of his off doing this.

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Dandaweedman

Couple weeks ago at work a kid took off a few fingers with a saw.
Went to see him the next evening and he had already learned to roll one handed...

It's all in the commitment.

The stuff below is called the "quick" around here.
Ice numbs it pretty good, quick thinking on the liner, they work a dream.
Ya ever look up and see how they were invented?

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Flamingnun

superglue's effective as a sealant in extreme cases, hence its original introduction, on the WW2 frontlines.

Did you go to the hospital veda?

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Human-yo

no more knives for you, missy

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Sugar420

hospital? i dont need no stinking hospital!
superglue's a good idea, but i think the blood would wash it away to fast

i been working in a kitchen since i was 8 and this is the first injury in a long time... several years, if you dont count occasional burns

Rob_Kelly

i heard flea from the chili peppers would get big gouges in his pick fingers and thumb and would use superglue.

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JahBohl

This same thing happened to my buddy chopping up some green onions at my house. I've got some really sharp Global knives. He chopped of a piece of his finger and nail, and the funny thing was it looked just like some of the onion he was cutting. Fortunately I fished out the chunk before using the onions.

He's a doctor and he told me that the nail line where these cuts occur will never grow back to the same as they were before.

I'd recommend several bong hits for the pain, just invite a friend over to light the bowl for you.

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Flamingnun

Global knives are godlike, expensive, but godlike.


Sabatier are awesome too

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By the age of seven or eight, says Morrow, kids are usually ready to start using sharp knives, as long as they know what they are doing and understand the danger. Always teach children proper cutting skills, like lucking their fingers away from the cutting edge, before letting them handle real knives.
http://www.fineliving.com/fine/rejuvenation_essenti als/article/0,1663,FINE_1422_236 5567,00.html

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Captain Cannabis

that sucks veda, heal fast

when i had a broken left arm i had to get a friend to light the bowl or else cover the carb for me

i did roll a few one handed joints, the first batch was sloppy but all you need is a little practice

i seriously doubt i roll a one handed joint now

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Geeno

I went to a knife sale at a knife factory.

I have so many cool knives now.

So unnecessarily cool.

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Sugar420

strangly enough it was a sabatier i was using. i like the regular old skool Escoffier style wood handles. plus i dont care for those asian-looking blades, they are like fusion cuisine trendy

Sugar420

ty guyz,
it still hurts but im stoned and dont care now
thanx and praises for pain... just think how awful to have leprosy and nothing hurts

Flamingnun

we only have one sab, third from the left.

nothing else gives me wafer thin tomatoes

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