playing with the four year old

Sugar420 · 02-22-2006, 12:33 AM

so the 4yo and i were playing spoony-forky after supper, which is the game of getting out the box of fancy silverware and acting out some story with silverware people. the spoons are the girls and the forks are the boys, and theres grown ups and big kids and babies

so once we established this whole family hierarchy, the grown-ups (played by her) begin spanking the children (played by me) and send them crying (wah wah) to bed (back into their place in the box) and make a snoring sound.
so while this is going on, the fork and spoon doing all the spanking are having this conversation:
"yeah! spank those babies! lets do some spankin!"
"Oh, you really sent 'em cryin!"
"Yeah thats great!"
"Send em to bed!"
"Spank them to bed!"

so i asked her, "what do you do when a naughty little kid wont go to bed?
and she said, "just keep on spankin em!"
i asked, "so if i ever find a naughty little kid who wont go to bed, what should i do?"
she thought about that for a while and said, "hug her."

so then we played for a while and then she farted so loud, i said "Ah! what was that?!"
and she says pure serious, "dont worry veda, its just my bum making that pooting noise."

and so i decided that should be posted.

..gzagenius · 02-22-2006, 12:34 AM

i love you

Mercury · 02-22-2006, 12:39 AM

I don't know how you can stand talking to little kids in that "talking to little kids" way. Must be a girl thing.

Harry Pothead · 02-22-2006, 12:44 AM

awwwwww!!

hehehehehh, what a little cutie pie!!!

02-22-2006, 01:12 AM

I've always thought of childred as about half-way between real human beings and small animals.

Prophet Saddam · 02-22-2006, 01:29 AM

you didn't tell her that the forks weren't real people, did you?

funny story!

cheese · 02-22-2006, 02:58 AM

lol... savage.

Geeno · 02-22-2006, 03:42 AM

i thought spoony-forky was when some nigga pulls a spoon on you so you respond with a fork. To the eye.

02-22-2006, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

i thought spoony-forky was when some nigga pulls a spoon on you so you respond with a fork. To the eye.

Lloydy · 02-22-2006, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v3d4

so the 4yo and i were playing spoony-forky after supper, which is the game of getting out the box of fancy silverware and acting out some story with silverware people. the spoons are the girls and the forks are the boys, and theres grown ups and big kids and babies

so once we established this whole family hierarchy, the grown-ups (played by her) begin spanking the children (played by me) and send them crying (wah wah) to bed (back into their place in the box) and make a snoring sound.
so while this is going on, the fork and spoon doing all the spanking are having this conversation:
"yeah! spank those babies! lets do some spankin!"
"Oh, you really sent 'em cryin!"
"Yeah thats great!"
"Send em to bed!"
"Spank them to bed!"

so i asked her, "what do you do when a naughty little kid wont go to bed?
and she said, "just keep on spankin em!"
i asked, "so if i ever find a naughty little kid who wont go to bed, what should i do?"
she thought about that for a while and said, "hug her."

so then we played for a while and then she farted so loud, i said "Ah! what was that?!"
and she says pure serious, "dont worry veda, its just my bum making that pooting noise."

and so i decided that should be posted.

what a clever way of making the kid put away the clean cutlery for you

(Thursday) The 13th · 02-22-2006, 12:59 PM

i hate other peoples kids

vanilla · 02-22-2006, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Kandy

I don't know how you can stand talking to little kids in that "talking to little kids" way. Must be a girl thing.

Burner of trees · 02-22-2006, 01:17 PM

or a pedophile thing...

marijuana, you there buddy??

02-22-2006, 12:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,131 Thanks: 39 Thanked 175 Times in 728 Posts	playing with the four year old so the 4yo and i were playing spoony-forky after supper, which is the game of getting out the box of fancy silverware and acting out some story with silverware people. the spoons are the girls and the forks are the boys, and theres grown ups and big kids and babies so once we established this whole family hierarchy, the grown-ups (played by her) begin spanking the children (played by me) and send them crying (wah wah) to bed (back into their place in the box) and make a snoring sound. so while this is going on, the fork and spoon doing all the spanking are having this conversation: "yeah! spank those babies! lets do some spankin!" "Oh, you really sent 'em cryin!" "Yeah thats great!" "Send em to bed!" "Spank them to bed!" so i asked her, "what do you do when a naughty little kid wont go to bed? and she said, "just keep on spankin em!" i asked, "so if i ever find a naughty little kid who wont go to bed, what should i do?" she thought about that for a while and said, "hug her." so then we played for a while and then she farted so loud, i said "Ah! what was that?!" and she says pure serious, "dont worry veda, its just my bum making that pooting noise." and so i decided that should be posted.

02-22-2006, 12:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Harry Pothead Decade Yahookan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Windy City Posts: 4,929 Thanks: 315 Thanked 426 Times in 250 Posts	awwwwww!! hehehehehh, what a little cutie pie!!! __________________ I don't even really like looking at Vaginas that much. -toastyroach

02-22-2006, 01:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Prophet Saddam YaHookan 2011 Winner Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CA, fuck yeah Posts: 16,345 Blog Entries: 11 Thanks: 3,702 Thanked 719 Times in 482 Posts	you didn't tell her that the forks weren't real people, did you? funny story! __________________ SUPPORT THE TROOPS --------------------- BRING THEM HOME & FUCK THE WAR

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(Thursday) The 13th Flame Retarded Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,956 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	i hate other peoples kids __________________ You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me. -Gonzo come on down to the store you can buy some more, and more, and more, and more

02-22-2006, 01:17 PM	#13 (permalink)
Burner of trees ya, yo. Join Date: May 2004 Location: where da skeezer be Posts: 5,897 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 121 Thanked 120 Times in 59 Posts	or a pedophile thing... marijuana, you there buddy?? __________________ Futurama quote of the day: (When I remember) Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.

02-22-2006, 01:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Thcboy Guest Posts: n/a	I've always thought of childred as about half-way between real human beings and small animals.

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