Sexual Fantasies - Page 2

R1bal · 03-29-2009, 03:56 PM

back and forth, forever.. with megan fox

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

worrd, not so much a fantasy, but that's one of my favourites too.. just like come up behind her when she's ironing or folding something, pull her pants down, bit her booty, pick her up and it's on. hahah

thats whats up.
unfortuanately, that never works for me. she usually gets pissed and won't have anything to do with it.
maybe I should introduce myself first.

rollingthunder · 03-29-2009, 06:55 PM

im a big fan for the outdoors thing...

but having something totally unexpected from my man would be nice (over a table, etc)..due to the height difference it can be a bit tricky..

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 07:00 PM

totally. I'm 5'8, so the height thing occasionally causes problems, iether she's too short, or we just don't fit into what we're trying to do.
I noticed the Zia, you wouldn't happen to be from new mexico, would you?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-29-2009, 07:03 PM

i used to think that it would be real hot to fuck at work... its actually pretty gross (employee washroom? no thx..). I dont really have a specific fantasy anymore (what do you need fantasies for when you have real pussy?).. the thought of "getting caught in the act" turns me on to no end though.

so.

edit: upon deeper introspection, sex with an ugly chick would be my fantasy. you know, I mean not super ugly, just... you see these gems walking around with perfect bodies, but funny faces, or shit like that.

man I'm weird.

Dr. Drew · 03-29-2009, 07:13 PM

yeah, you are weird.

I would pick work sex over ugly chick sex any day.
Nice work break..

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-29-2009, 07:27 PM

mmm. yeah I dunno. work sex is a reality, ugly chick sex is a fantasy though.

Black · 03-29-2009, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by reverie

I dissolve at the thought of genuine expression and relation.

whoa girl. that was deep.

speaking of deep, my names black. for a reason.

jk i actually have a small penis

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 03-29-2009, 08:34 PM

I dunno, sexy dental assistants always turn me on.

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 08:40 PM

the chicks that rub iodine on my arm at the blood bank turn me on.
maybe its a common theme.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-29-2009, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

I dunno, sexy dental assistants always turn me on.

and they always seem to be pretty sexy. funny how that works out...

"I'd let her put her hands in my mouth."

burnt_hiphophead · 03-29-2009, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

mmm. yeah I dunno. work sex is a reality, ugly chick sex is a fantasy though.

lmao ummm if you hit up any bar anywhere you could make ugly chick sex happen pretty easily.

i want to watch a porn with a girl and re-create it as it happens.

myxomatosis · 03-29-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

totally. I'm 5'8, so the height thing occasionally causes problems, iether she's too short, or we just don't fit into what we're trying to do.
I noticed the Zia, you wouldn't happen to be from new mexico, would you?

How short are these girls that you being 5'8" is a problem?

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 09:57 PM

sometimes 5'. but I like tall girls, so usually above six feet.
that, and I have a small dick, kinda makes things like that hard.

myxomatosis · 03-29-2009, 10:00 PM

Oh, right on, I was thinking you were talking toddler size. I was going to say I'm 6'4 and height difference has never really been a problem. I usually shoot for around 5'7 or in that vicinity it seems.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 03-29-2009, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by burnt_hiphophead

lmao ummm if you hit up any bar anywhere you could make ugly chick sex happen pretty easily.

I'm torn though...

and when I said it was a fantasy I was implying that I have a squeaky clean, red hot track record.

The SARS Volta · 03-29-2009, 10:41 PM

I've actually never had ideal locations or situational sex fantasies planned out, which I admit is strange that i haven't thought of it. I suppose the only goal I aspire toward is GOOD sex in general.

Cerpin Taxt · 03-31-2009, 09:04 PM

I've always wanted to use a lot of oil.. something about being all greased up while going at it...

There's also the one about me having sex with this girl when I worked at Boston Pizza... There was always that sexual tension going on but I was still young and too shy to capitalize (she was older as well), but I'd just imagine her going in the walk in fridge to grab something and me just following behind her and and slowly grabbing her from behind, and then her leaning back and doing her own grabbing. The result slowly builds up to wild animal sex with both of us sweating and steamy as hell even though we're in a fridge.

Hmmmm, yeaahh...

**SageTree** · 03-31-2009, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by osirus2020

I've always wanted to try it in the woods, or at least outside. I haven't decided whether it has to be dark or not.

Yes this is the best to see and feel the sun on your skin.

Once my wife and were on top of this mountain that had a big cliff, it was early in the season and easy to find a place where we were shielded, for everyone elses comfort, and the cliff in front of us. WELL what should come along but a freaking plane!! haha What do you do? Who cares? Apparently he didn't get offended when he came for a 3rd and 4th pass!

But really seeing that nice soft skin in the sun, oh nice!

I like flag girls, something about that hat and vest. I have no idea why, but there are alot of cute flag girls out there. Perhaps that more of a fetish thing. But since my wife is the only person on my work crew, I let her wear my hard hat now and again for fun

R1bal · 03-31-2009, 10:41 PM

my biggest fantasy involves sage bear and a pair of hair trimmers heh

03-29-2009, 06:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
rollingthunder Distinctly Distinct Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Somewhere near nowhere Posts: 49 Thanks: 30 Thanked 12 Times in 11 Posts	im a big fan for the outdoors thing... but having something totally unexpected from my man would be nice (over a table, etc)..due to the height difference it can be a bit tricky.. __________________ What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.

03-29-2009, 07:00 PM	#24 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	totally. I'm 5'8, so the height thing occasionally causes problems, iether she's too short, or we just don't fit into what we're trying to do. I noticed the Zia, you wouldn't happen to be from new mexico, would you? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 07:03 PM	#25 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	i used to think that it would be real hot to fuck at work... its actually pretty gross (employee washroom? no thx..). I dont really have a specific fantasy anymore (what do you need fantasies for when you have real pussy?).. the thought of "getting caught in the act" turns me on to no end though. so. edit: upon deeper introspection, sex with an ugly chick would be my fantasy. you know, I mean not super ugly, just... you see these gems walking around with perfect bodies, but funny faces, or shit like that. man I'm weird. __________________ Last edited by al-Mu'akhkhir; 03-29-2009 at 07:10 PM.

03-29-2009, 07:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	mmm. yeah I dunno. work sex is a reality, ugly chick sex is a fantasy though. __________________

03-29-2009, 08:40 PM	#30 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	the chicks that rub iodine on my arm at the blood bank turn me on. maybe its a common theme. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 08:34 PM	#29 (permalink)
~~SpankyMcLankey~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,310 Thanks: 1,748 Thanked 1,063 Times in 703 Posts	I dunno, sexy dental assistants always turn me on.

03-29-2009, 09:57 PM	#34 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	sometimes 5'. but I like tall girls, so usually above six feet. that, and I have a small dick, kinda makes things like that hard. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 10:00 PM	#35 (permalink)
myxomatosis life is music Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: between a pair of headphones Posts: 4,121 Thanks: 876 Thanked 884 Times in 574 Posts	Oh, right on, I was thinking you were talking toddler size. I was going to say I'm 6'4 and height difference has never really been a problem. I usually shoot for around 5'7 or in that vicinity it seems. __________________ oh sometimes the blues is just a passing bird and why can't that always be tossing aside from your birches crown just enough dark to see how you're the light over me last.fm blog deal (updated 12/22/11)

03-31-2009, 09:04 PM	#38 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,222 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 840 Thanked 1,867 Times in 996 Posts	I've always wanted to use a lot of oil.. something about being all greased up while going at it... There's also the one about me having sex with this girl when I worked at Boston Pizza... There was always that sexual tension going on but I was still young and too shy to capitalize (she was older as well), but I'd just imagine her going in the walk in fridge to grab something and me just following behind her and and slowly grabbing her from behind, and then her leaning back and doing her own grabbing. The result slowly builds up to wild animal sex with both of us sweating and steamy as hell even though we're in a fridge. Hmmmm, yeaahh... __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

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