Sexual Fantasies - Page 3

crookedhatinator45 · 04-01-2009, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by slapstick

sometimes 5'. but I like tall girls, so usually above six feet.
that, and I have a small dick, kinda makes things like that hard.

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Originally Posted by myxomatosis

Oh, right on, I was thinking you were talking toddler size. I was going to say I'm 6'4 and height difference has never really been a problem. I usually shoot for around 5'7 or in that vicinity it seems.

i don't discriminate. i mean, obviously height is something you see, but i try to work around that. see who the really are...

.... plus, there are advantages to both: sometimes you want a tiny girl to spin, sometimes you want some snu-snu with an amazon.

Black · 04-01-2009, 12:15 AM

i would be down on the whole skywalker and laya thing

crookedhatinator45 · 04-01-2009, 12:17 AM

my pheyonce beyonce all de

Human-yo · 04-01-2009, 12:19 AM

atc

crookedhatinator45 · 04-01-2009, 12:21 AM

i wonder how many ways she could fold her tits.

**SageTree** · 04-01-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by R1bal

my biggest fantasy involves sage bear and a pair of hair trimmers heh

Then your desires will be unfulfilled sorry brother. Maybe you could just shave the other body hair and see how that goes? Then it'd look like the sheepdog that got its body shaved and not it head.

slapstick · 04-01-2009, 12:19 PM

I have this new fantasy where the girl doesn't cry afterwards.

**SageTree** · 04-01-2009, 12:27 PM

^That sounds kind of serious man, what do you think the circumstances are for this problem?

my_scatterheart · 04-01-2009, 12:55 PM

...Funny how one's pleasure can be another's nightmare.

just the thought..

slapstick · 04-01-2009, 02:19 PM

I am so not a rapist. i wouldn't even consider it, ever. I'm super gentle. that being said.
I slept with a girl last night, and afterward she told me that I was way better than her boyfriend and it hurt to have to say it. then she called herself a dirty whore and i had to console her while she cried for over an hour.
why does this shit always happen to me?

**SageTree** · 04-01-2009, 02:35 PM

Well I know it's none of my business, but this is the possability of sleeping with someone in a realationship ?? Is that an unfair guess

FoTwenny · 04-01-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

...Funny how one's pleasure can be another's nightmare.

just the thought..

scatterheart is my fantasy

oioioio

slapstick · 04-01-2009, 04:24 PM

Oh. I should probably point out that I was completely in the dark about her having a boyfriend up until that point.

**SageTree** · 04-01-2009, 04:36 PM

^Fair enough. I wouldn't feel so bad then personally about what happened, then. Sorry that happened to you, I didn't mean to be wagging my fingure at you about it. It was just a thought.

slapstick · 04-01-2009, 04:47 PM

oh, I understand. I don't feel bad at all. I just wish she had told me/didn't have an emotional breakdown afterward.

**SageTree** · 04-01-2009, 05:04 PM

Right on man, better luck next time

Atleast you know what questions to ask....

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slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I have this new fantasy where the girl doesn't cry afterwards. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

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04-01-2009, 12:55 PM	#49 (permalink)
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04-01-2009, 02:19 PM	#50 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	I am so not a rapist. i wouldn't even consider it, ever. I'm super gentle. that being said. I slept with a girl last night, and afterward she told me that I was way better than her boyfriend and it hurt to have to say it. then she called herself a dirty whore and i had to console her while she cried for over an hour. why does this shit always happen to me? __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

04-01-2009, 02:35 PM	#51 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,617 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	Well I know it's none of my business, but this is the possability of sleeping with someone in a realationship ?? Is that an unfair guess __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

04-01-2009, 04:24 PM	#53 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	Oh. I should probably point out that I was completely in the dark about her having a boyfriend up until that point. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

04-01-2009, 04:36 PM	#54 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,617 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	^Fair enough. I wouldn't feel so bad then personally about what happened, then. Sorry that happened to you, I didn't mean to be wagging my fingure at you about it. It was just a thought. __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

04-01-2009, 04:47 PM	#55 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	oh, I understand. I don't feel bad at all. I just wish she had told me/didn't have an emotional breakdown afterward. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

04-01-2009, 05:04 PM	#56 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 22,617 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 11,487 Thanked 5,710 Times in 4,025 Posts	Right on man, better luck next time Atleast you know what questions to ask.... __________________ YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance. "We're not here to judge what's good from bad, But to do the things that are right."

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