Sexual Fantasies

shelbert008 · 03-28-2009, 09:44 PM

What's your sexual fantasy?

I've always wanted to fuck on a giant satellite dish. I just haven't found one yet that doesn't face the road.

slapstick · 03-28-2009, 09:49 PM

props on posting yours.
these things have always fascinated me, as human sexuality (or the study of it, at least) is an interest of mine.
oddly enough, I don't really have any. at all. my fantasy is to be with a girl, and her being down enough to unleash everything she's ever wanted to try.
or for a girl to make the first move/take control. I'm not talking femdom, but I'm an ultra nervous person and can never muster the courage to even go for the first kiss, so that would be pretty exciting to me.

shelbert008 · 03-28-2009, 10:16 PM

lol well I figured I couldn't start a thread without posting mine. But yeah our sexual nature is something that has always intrigued me. And tell me how that works out for you buddy. I personally have never made the first move on guy, I like guys with the confidence. And plus I've never been too good at figuring out when a guy is coming onto me. I don't really figure it out until they're like on top of me lol.

slapstick · 03-28-2009, 10:19 PM

thats usually a pretty good indication.
and it doesn't work out, but recently I've grown a spine, and it seems I'll find my fangs some day.
I owe twice my weight in patience, though.

pacman · 03-29-2009, 09:39 AM

i want to fuck in a hot tub. and i want to fuck an airline stewardess for the duration of my flight with the tables in the upright, lock position

osirus2020 · 03-29-2009, 10:08 AM

I've always wanted to try it in the woods, or at least outside. I haven't decided whether it has to be dark or not.

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 10:13 AM

hot tub is a lot harder than it sounds. water is not your friend, in that case.
and the woods are great, but mosquitoes are not. not to burst iether of your bubbles though. just sayin'.

Blue_Dolphin · 03-29-2009, 10:14 AM

*movie sex*

Starting off all slow and stuff then rolling around with each other...... you guys know what i am talking about.

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 10:20 AM

are we talking the ultra romantic sex from eyes wide shut, or the sex scene from shoot em up?
actually, add clive owen to my list.

osirus2020 · 03-29-2009, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapstick

hot tub is a lot harder than it sounds. water is not your friend, in that case.
and the woods are great, but mosquitoes are not. not to burst iether of your bubbles though. just sayin'.

I'll have to go when there aren't any bugs

crookedhatinator45 · 03-29-2009, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by osirus2020

I've always wanted to try it in the woods, or at least outside. I haven't decided whether it has to be dark or not.

best is in parks/on golf courses at night and under the stars. i don't do camping, but i'll sleep under the stars with some blankets and my woman. but ya, the key is finding a time/place with minimal mosquitoes.

Dr. Drew · 03-29-2009, 11:16 AM

hottub isn't too difficult, but i guess it is a little tricky.
outside is dope, definately, just keep watch for peeperz!!!
sitting a girl down on the dryer is always nice.

I wanna hit up the airplane bathroom with a flight attendant... a trampoline might be kewl... umm.. can't really think of anywhere else.

ooo hot nurse at doctors office.

man i need to get laid.

edit: word to nighttime golfcourses, my other crib is right across from the putting green :]

slapstick · 03-29-2009, 11:29 AM

tampolines are the shit, the less tramp the better.

Grieves · 03-29-2009, 11:41 AM

in public, in front of everyone...no porn shit, just fucking in the street...

Qui-Bong Jinn · 03-29-2009, 12:24 PM

I've always wanted to do a 3-some (with 2 girls).

The Rev · 03-29-2009, 12:43 PM

I'm likely to be arrested for just THINKING about the stuff, let alone sharing it will you guys. However, I can tell you that one of my favorites involves Tea Leone, Pink, and this dude:

The Rev

Qui-Bong Jinn · 03-29-2009, 12:44 PM

Nice man

crookedhatinator45 · 03-29-2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Drew

hottub isn't too difficult, but i guess it is a little tricky.
outside is dope, definately, just keep watch for peeperz!!!
sitting a girl down on the dryer is always nice.

worrd, not so much a fantasy, but that's one of my favourites too.. just like come up behind her when she's ironing or folding something, pull her pants down, bit her booty, pick her up and it's on. hahah

Black · 03-29-2009, 01:27 PM

ive already had most of my fantasies, except for fucking on an airplane. that would be cool.

reverie · 03-29-2009, 03:38 PM

I harbor too many fantasies and their details to make a list of.

The most sensational fantasy though would be anything spontaneous, caught in the throws of passion and appreciation.

I dissolve at the thought of genuine expression and relation.

03-28-2009, 09:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
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03-28-2009, 09:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	props on posting yours. these things have always fascinated me, as human sexuality (or the study of it, at least) is an interest of mine. oddly enough, I don't really have any. at all. my fantasy is to be with a girl, and her being down enough to unleash everything she's ever wanted to try. or for a girl to make the first move/take control. I'm not talking femdom, but I'm an ultra nervous person and can never muster the courage to even go for the first kiss, so that would be pretty exciting to me. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen Last edited by slapstick; 03-28-2009 at 09:59 PM.

03-28-2009, 10:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
shelbert008 stoner Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hell on earth aka texas Posts: 1,060 Thanks: 101 Thanked 157 Times in 113 Posts	lol well I figured I couldn't start a thread without posting mine. But yeah our sexual nature is something that has always intrigued me. And tell me how that works out for you buddy. I personally have never made the first move on guy, I like guys with the confidence. And plus I've never been too good at figuring out when a guy is coming onto me. I don't really figure it out until they're like on top of me lol. __________________ one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, and the one that mother gives you, doesnt do anything at all Feed Your Head

03-28-2009, 10:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	thats usually a pretty good indication. and it doesn't work out, but recently I've grown a spine, and it seems I'll find my fangs some day. I owe twice my weight in patience, though. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 10:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	hot tub is a lot harder than it sounds. water is not your friend, in that case. and the woods are great, but mosquitoes are not. not to burst iether of your bubbles though. just sayin'. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 09:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 726 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	i want to fuck in a hot tub. and i want to fuck an airline stewardess for the duration of my flight with the tables in the upright, lock position

03-29-2009, 10:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blue_Dolphin Verk's Princess Join Date: May 2006 Location: In my own little world Posts: 961 Thanks: 183 Thanked 180 Times in 95 Posts	movie sex Starting off all slow and stuff then rolling around with each other...... you guys know what i am talking about. __________________

03-29-2009, 10:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	are we talking the ultra romantic sex from eyes wide shut, or the sex scene from shoot em up? actually, add clive owen to my list. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 11:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
slapstick serial time killer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: las cruces, New Mexico Posts: 406 Thanks: 75 Thanked 105 Times in 86 Posts	tampolines are the shit, the less tramp the better. __________________ ^ nigga went to "dont know what the fuck is going on" college - GHM "well, they say that life is a joke. so try not to wait til the last moment to laugh at it." -verklingen

03-29-2009, 11:41 AM	#14 (permalink)
Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	in public, in front of everyone...no porn shit, just fucking in the street... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

03-29-2009, 12:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 1,885 Thanks: 793 Thanked 385 Times in 294 Posts	I've always wanted to do a 3-some (with 2 girls).

03-29-2009, 12:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,674 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,061 Times in 2,710 Posts	I'm likely to be arrested for just THINKING about the stuff, let alone sharing it will you guys. However, I can tell you that one of my favorites involves Tea Leone, Pink, and this dude: The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

03-29-2009, 12:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 1,885 Thanks: 793 Thanked 385 Times in 294 Posts	Nice man

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Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 725 Thanks: 314 Thanked 287 Times in 184 Posts	ive already had most of my fantasies, except for fucking on an airplane. that would be cool. __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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reverie Cruising Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,422 Thanks: 29 Thanked 68 Times in 52 Posts	I harbor too many fantasies and their details to make a list of. The most sensational fantasy though would be anything spontaneous, caught in the throws of passion and appreciation. I dissolve at the thought of genuine expression and relation. __________________ "For thought is a bird of space, that in a cage of words may indeed unfold its wings but cannot fly." -Gibran "Where there is cruise there is an escort of anti-cruise. But even in a bastion of anti-cruise fodder... there is cruise" -Levitch dissolve popular detachment

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