Will I be able to have kids?

crookedhatinator45 · 06-19-2009, 12:38 AM

I just got to thinking..

After smoking weed all these years, and for the foreseeable decade give or take before I plan on maybe starting a family, will I be able to make babies? Will my boys still swim?

Me and one of my high-school girlfriends had a scare the semester I came back to school to play football, and then I had another random scare the year I took off to travel/work, but let's say i'm 32 when I start making babies with my wife??.. That would be after 22 years of use, and 18-19 of those very heavy use.. opposed to the 7-8 years when I found out I could 'make babies'.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-19-2009, 12:41 AM

wow do you swallow everything the government spoon-feeds you, or just the false drug "facts"?

crookedhatinator45 · 06-19-2009, 12:43 AM

was the daily show that got me thinking actually.. haha

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-19-2009, 12:44 AM

so long as you dont waste all the viable ones doing target practice on kleenex, yes, you will produce children.

children dumber than all hell.

crookedhatinator45 · 06-19-2009, 12:45 AM

b, i don't gey up your g&s's. fuck off.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 06-19-2009, 12:48 AM

:\ is this a serious thread?

dubtrice · 06-19-2009, 12:49 AM

my boys dont just swim; they fly

mothernature · 06-19-2009, 06:15 AM

You will have children. The boys will swim just fine.

Now, if you are having un-protected sex, you will most likely not find a decent woman who will want to marry you and have kids at age 32. This would be because you will already have a ba-zillion other kids running around, with a ba-zillion other women.

So, yes, you can and will be able to make babies.....lots and lots of babies.

Kishar · 06-19-2009, 06:29 PM

settle down ladies this isn't ffa.

Mydriasis · 06-19-2009, 08:11 PM

Trust me Cannabis may have lowered some peoples sperm count. But having less sperm doesn't mean much when there's like a million of those guys hanging out at all time.

Wrap it before you tap it, unless you want and are ready for kids.

Psilocychosis · 06-19-2009, 08:55 PM

You will be fine, they come back!

. rapidly actually

HesStoned · 06-19-2009, 10:54 PM

they swim fine, they just stop and smoke a bowl halfway

crookedhatinator45 · 06-19-2009, 11:00 PM

I almost always do wrap it up. The times I didn't, the girl I was with was insanely allergic to latex.. even the all natural ones that have less than 1% latex or whatever give her crazy allergic reactions.. the other time I was just being stupid-- trusted the girl was keeping up with her birth control and pulled out, but she rubbed her clit on my dick before i got a chance to wipe off.

Kishar · 06-20-2009, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herbinator45

but she rubbed her clit on my dick before i got a chance to wipe off.

**~~stateofkane~~** · 08-16-2009, 08:24 PM

What the fuck do you mean by "had a scare"?

Forgive me; I don't talk to people much and don't understand most slang or words for that matter.

AnimalLover420 · 08-16-2009, 09:17 PM

Some of the most fertile people I know are also huge potheads. I think you'll be just fine.

Silverleaf · 08-16-2009, 10:49 PM

i was drinking a magic hat earlier and the bottle cap said, "find salvation through acts of creation" and i think it's applicable advice for this thread.

btw, "had a scare" means he thought he unintentionally put a bun in the oven.

that is scary.

**~~stateofkane~~** · 08-17-2009, 07:58 AM

I thought it meant he got her pregnant and she had an abortion. If you read his thread closely, he claims he knew he was potent at one point in his life.

It sounds like a gay term anyways.

osirus2020 · 08-17-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

b, i don't gey up your g&s's. fuck off.

Hey man, you gotta chill out. Even though this is something you're concerned about, it's a pretty obvious answer for most of us. Don't feel bad about asking a question like this.

I'm assuming you've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin? Well there's a scene where he asks a doctor "Is it true that if I don't use it, I lose it?", in the context of sex, with his penis being "it". It's a seemingly silly question that most people would laugh at, but from his perspective it's serious.

In other words he's just questioning whether or not you're being serious.

Storm Crow · 08-17-2009, 03:05 PM

Sex hormones would have to be involved if it messed with sperm.

Here's a line from "Effects of chronic marijuana use on testosterone, luteinizing hormone, follicle stimulating hormone, prolactin and cortisol in men and women." (the study is in "Granny Storm Crow's list"- run a search.)-

"Chronic marijuana use showed no significant effect on hormone concentrations in either men or women."

I think that says it all in a nutshell! Hormone concentrations were normal.

And do you remember how many "hippie babies" there were?

Granny

06-19-2009, 12:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	wow do you swallow everything the government spoon-feeds you, or just the false drug "facts"? __________________

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	so long as you dont waste all the viable ones doing target practice on kleenex, yes, you will produce children. children dumber than all hell. __________________

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	:\ is this a serious thread? __________________

06-19-2009, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kishar loading user title.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: subcutaneous layer Posts: 2,201 Thanks: 117 Thanked 197 Times in 137 Posts	settle down ladies this isn't ffa. __________________ So, if a stranger walked up to you and poured pebble like seeds into your hand and then said, plant them and your harvest can be made into rope cloth or paper, it could help the sick or intoxicate. What would you say? Would you keep the seeds or chuck them away? RollREDRoll

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Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Trust me Cannabis may have lowered some peoples sperm count. But having less sperm doesn't mean much when there's like a million of those guys hanging out at all time. Wrap it before you tap it, unless you want and are ready for kids. __________________ ۞

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dubtrice Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: USA Posts: 417 Thanks: 83 Thanked 55 Times in 41 Posts	my boys dont just swim; they fly

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mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,096 Thanks: 895 Thanked 615 Times in 394 Posts	You will have children. The boys will swim just fine. Now, if you are having un-protected sex, you will most likely not find a decent woman who will want to marry you and have kids at age 32. This would be because you will already have a ba-zillion other kids running around, with a ba-zillion other women. So, yes, you can and will be able to make babies.....lots and lots of babies.

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Psilocychosis Reelin' in the Years Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Long and Winding Road Posts: 479 Thanks: 22 Thanked 58 Times in 49 Posts	You will be fine, they come back! . rapidly actually __________________ Life gave me lemons, I didn't make no lemonade, threw the fuckin' lemons back and busted out the Cabernet

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HesStoned Back Vengence Style Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Upstate York Posts: 814 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts	they swim fine, they just stop and smoke a bowl halfway __________________ The Metalocalypse Has Begun....

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~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 560 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	What the fuck do you mean by "had a scare"? Forgive me; I don't talk to people much and don't understand most slang or words for that matter.

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AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,390 Thanks: 573 Thanked 820 Times in 352 Posts	Some of the most fertile people I know are also huge potheads. I think you'll be just fine. __________________ ****************************************

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Silverleaf Toker Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: in the wild Posts: 497 Thanks: 202 Thanked 67 Times in 46 Posts	i was drinking a magic hat earlier and the bottle cap said, "find salvation through acts of creation" and i think it's applicable advice for this thread. btw, "had a scare" means he thought he unintentionally put a bun in the oven. that is scary. __________________

08-17-2009, 07:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
~~stateofkane~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 560 Thanks: 20 Thanked 92 Times in 82 Posts	I thought it meant he got her pregnant and she had an abortion. If you read his thread closely, he claims he knew he was potent at one point in his life. It sounds like a gay term anyways.

08-17-2009, 03:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
Storm Crow YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 60 Thanks: 0 Thanked 17 Times in 8 Posts	Don't worry! Sex hormones would have to be involved if it messed with sperm. Here's a line from "Effects of chronic marijuana use on testosterone, luteinizing hormone, follicle stimulating hormone, prolactin and cortisol in men and women." (the study is in "Granny Storm Crow's list"- run a search.)- "Chronic marijuana use showed no significant effect on hormone concentrations in either men or women." I think that says it all in a nutshell! Hormone concentrations were normal. And do you remember how many "hippie babies" there were? Granny __________________ "If the truth won't do, then something is wrong!" Granny's grandpa- Rev. John Schwabenland Need MMJ studies? check here- http://www.yahooka.com/forum/health-...09-update.html

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