Facing serious assault charges - need advice

**~~BUD Bundy~~** · 09-23-2009, 07:35 AM

You can read about the full circumstances of the situation in this thread if you're so inclined.

Basically, to cut a long story short, I kicked a guy in the balls outside a club after my friend had already beaten him up. Now I'm facing assault and battery charges and there were two witnesses present at the time of the incident. My friend wants to intimidate the witnesses into not testifying but we don't know where to find them.

I'm hoping to argue self defense on the basis that I felt the other gentleman was about to get up and resume attacking my friend after he turned his back on him. If not, I'm considering asking for leniency on the basis that I was high on marijuana at the time (even though I wasn't really), and therefore not in control of my own actions.

I'll be seeing my lawyer tomorrow, but if anyone can offer any sound legal advice or even just advice in general I'd appreciate it.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 09-23-2009, 07:41 AM

I think (and hope) you get what you deserve. So, no, I don't have any advice.

As far as "sound legal advice", we're not lawyers.

**~~BUD Bundy~~** · 09-23-2009, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl

I think (and hope) you get what you deserve. So, no, I don't have any advice.

WTF is that supposed to mean??

verklingen · 09-23-2009, 07:51 AM

lmao

cantSEEme · 09-23-2009, 07:53 AM

kicking an incapacitated man in the balls has consequences.

who would've thought?

you didnt act like a man during that instance, act like a man during this one and deal with it.

/advice given

clive · 09-23-2009, 08:19 AM

Doubt you can get into serious trouble just from kickin some guy in the nuts on some drunk night out, doesnt this sort of shit happen everynight?

Mikey · 09-23-2009, 08:28 AM

troll

Tricto · 09-23-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

troll

if only any part of this were true and he really did get the long dick of the lah

Cerpin Taxt · 09-23-2009, 08:38 AM

1. You kicked a guy who already had his ass kicked
2. You kicked him in the balls
3. ...You kicked him in the balls

Sorry buddy, drunk or not, you are a coward.

Mydriasis · 09-23-2009, 09:49 AM

Your fucked dude you hit a guy on the ground that's battery I believe. Also if you fucked up his man-bag expect to get sued for thousands of dollars you probably don't have.

Amazon.com: You Are Going to Prison (9781559501194): Jim Hogshire, Hogshire: Books

Don't blame the weed! "I'm sorry officer I was just sooo high on weeeed wah wah", grow up and take responsibility for your actions.

Bud Head · 09-23-2009, 10:06 AM

Karma shall prevail.

If you lie, you will get even more trouble..

If you tell the truth, well you know..

What goes around comes around..

**Mafoo** · 09-23-2009, 11:37 AM

i would stop listening to your friend.

and start working out cuz you might do some tiiimmeee

**~~SpankyMcLankey~~** · 09-23-2009, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BUD Bundy

WTF is that supposed to mean??

so you can't read either?

mrprobation420 · 09-23-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BUD Bundy

WTF is that supposed to mean??

if you dont have any priors and u retained a lawyer you should be okay probably probation the fact remains he can sue you idk you and what i do know is little but my buddy got beat up outside a club by the bouncer and his friends and hes sueing the bar for lots o cash but he spent like 3 nights in the hospital.. like i said it mostly depends on circumstance what was said and done now ur stuck for the ride i just got poss. of a deadly weapon thats 5 year felony. for a firecracker.... i had prior im 20 years old im gettin a year of felony probation w/ reporting nothing bad just want my money you can get in big trouble cuz if he has any bills for medical he might be able to sue you personaly and win.... keep me posted since im stuck it the system for another year this being the 3rd of the 20 ive been alive ive taken an interest in seeing the way the system screws ppl over and over... as far as im concerned

crookedhatinator45 · 09-23-2009, 10:49 PM

advice: grow the fuck up and learn from your mistakes. don't look for pity from a primarily male forum after you kicked a dude in the nuts.

awwsuga23 · 09-23-2009, 11:04 PM

im honestly hope you do time and they beat the shit out of u in jail and some d bag comes and kicks u in the nuts when your down.

Makros_01 · 09-23-2009, 11:59 PM

the quorom, it seems bud bundy, has spoken.
(if i were on your not guilty jury id push this line to my peers..)

the jury is going to see you as a weak minded tag along with a thug friend, who is a liar, prone to cowardly acts at the slightest of impetus. a loose cannon with anti-social behavioural modes, and a waning sense of morality. In light of his substance abuses, and lack of real motivation to change his way, i would strongly recommend a guilty for assault and battery. boy needs a lesson..

let us know when you get out budddddd-e

~1~ · 09-24-2009, 07:11 AM

Advice?

Don't drop the soap!

Hahahaaahahaaaha.

Smith&Stoned · 09-24-2009, 12:27 PM

I say the guy you kicked in the balls should be legally able to do the same to you in the court of law.

There. Settled.

09-23-2009, 07:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~BUD Bundy~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Facing serious assault charges - need advice You can read about the full circumstances of the situation in this thread if you're so inclined. Basically, to cut a long story short, I kicked a guy in the balls outside a club after my friend had already beaten him up. Now I'm facing assault and battery charges and there were two witnesses present at the time of the incident. My friend wants to intimidate the witnesses into not testifying but we don't know where to find them. I'm hoping to argue self defense on the basis that I felt the other gentleman was about to get up and resume attacking my friend after he turned his back on him. If not, I'm considering asking for leniency on the basis that I was high on marijuana at the time (even though I wasn't really), and therefore not in control of my own actions. I'll be seeing my lawyer tomorrow, but if anyone can offer any sound legal advice or even just advice in general I'd appreciate it.

09-23-2009, 07:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where Trouble Melts Like Lemon Drops High Above the Chimney Tops... Posts: 10,445 Thanks: 2,135 Thanked 1,783 Times in 1,089 Posts	I think (and hope) you get what you deserve. So, no, I don't have any advice. As far as "sound legal advice", we're not lawyers. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws.

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09-23-2009, 08:38 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,222 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 840 Thanked 1,867 Times in 996 Posts	1. You kicked a guy who already had his ass kicked 2. You kicked him in the balls 3. ...You kicked him in the balls Sorry buddy, drunk or not, you are a coward. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately, it is not so much that you use your mind wrongly—you usually don't use it at all. It uses you." -Eckhart Tolle -If you try to destroy him to save them, they'll destroy you to save him-

09-23-2009, 07:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,051 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	kicking an incapacitated man in the balls has consequences. who would've thought? you didnt act like a man during that instance, act like a man during this one and deal with it. /advice given

09-23-2009, 09:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mydriasis Do Not Resuscitate Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,317 Thanks: 840 Thanked 431 Times in 298 Posts	Your fucked dude you hit a guy on the ground that's battery I believe. Also if you fucked up his man-bag expect to get sued for thousands of dollars you probably don't have. Amazon.com: You Are Going to Prison (9781559501194): Jim Hogshire, Hogshire: Books Don't blame the weed! "I'm sorry officer I was just sooo high on weeeed wah wah", grow up and take responsibility for your actions. __________________ ۞ Last edited by Mydriasis; 09-23-2009 at 09:52 AM.

09-23-2009, 10:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
Bud Head Yahooka admin Hawk Eye Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 15,451 Thanks: 57 Thanked 305 Times in 207 Posts	Karma shall prevail. If you lie, you will get even more trouble.. If you tell the truth, well you know.. What goes around comes around.. __________________ If you want a drug free country, then you must legalize. ~~BH~~ Farmers grow the world..

09-23-2009, 11:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,962 Thanks: 3,491 Thanked 2,356 Times in 1,540 Posts	i would stop listening to your friend. and start working out cuz you might do some tiiimmeee __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

09-23-2009, 11:59 PM	#17 (permalink)
Makros_01 Old School Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 639 Thanks: 17 Thanked 16 Times in 15 Posts	the quorom, it seems bud bundy, has spoken. (if i were on your not guilty jury id push this line to my peers..) the jury is going to see you as a weak minded tag along with a thug friend, who is a liar, prone to cowardly acts at the slightest of impetus. a loose cannon with anti-social behavioural modes, and a waning sense of morality. In light of his substance abuses, and lack of real motivation to change his way, i would strongly recommend a guilty for assault and battery. boy needs a lesson.. let us know when you get out budddddd-e __________________ sometimes i'm drunk.

09-24-2009, 07:11 AM	#18 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	Advice? Don't drop the soap! Hahahaaahahaaaha. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

09-24-2009, 12:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
Smith&Stoned YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: A Ramblin' Man Posts: 65 Thanks: 4 Thanked 13 Times in 11 Posts	I say the guy you kicked in the balls should be legally able to do the same to you in the court of law. There. Settled.

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