Stupid Things You've Done - Page 2

hijabihippie · 04-12-2010, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kompressor

I once had to teach a 5 grade catholic school class for a day, about the global marketplace. This was the first time I've been in an actual catholic school, I came from pretty diverse public schools. Anyway so I'm going about the lesson plan and I was talking about bagels so i asked, "Is anyone in here jewish?"

Stunned silence, followed by an obviously irish girl by the name of shannon o'brien loudly exclaimed, "I'm jewish!" to the adoring laughter of the rest of the class.

Well I went about my day, and hopefully to never be asked back
again.

James Joyce would love this.

kitch · 04-12-2010, 11:31 AM

I know some jewish catholic kids but I live in a town that's like 50% jewish.

Rubix · 04-17-2010, 01:50 AM

hmmm, well getting caught using drugs is always a stupid thing,

can't really remember particular shit that stands out, but once at the Tennis court, I tried to jump over the net two feet first and I clipped the top of the net and I landed on my knees, hands, and the bill of my hat forcefully hit the pavement preventing me from fucking up my nose....ill think of more later

Mikey · 04-17-2010, 02:02 AM

man everytime i read the title of this thread....its just wild

tedkennedy · 05-04-2010, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by higherthanamile

-Back when there were still smoking sections in restaurants, a family of 5 came in and asked for the smoking section. I told them to head to the 'back of the bus'. It was a Diner, that's what we called it.
The family was black. I turned around immediately and said 'That's NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!' By they time they left, they were cool about it though.

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hahhahahahaahhaahaha hhaahahahaha you are a funny guy

Mescalito · 05-05-2010, 03:44 AM

Wow I have to many to write about now.. but for a start...

In two different countries I have left the door open for a short time only to come back and find I have been screwed over of laptops and phones etc. If I do it again.. then I really AM stupid.

Other moments include going to drink a beer and missing my mouth completely.. and when I was younger I left my bamboo bong in my parents room and they found it when they came back from holiday. I have no idea why it was even there anyway..

M

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Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 868 Thanked 909 Times in 446 Posts	Wow I have to many to write about now.. but for a start... In two different countries I have left the door open for a short time only to come back and find I have been screwed over of laptops and phones etc. If I do it again.. then I really AM stupid. Other moments include going to drink a beer and missing my mouth completely.. and when I was younger I left my bamboo bong in my parents room and they found it when they came back from holiday. I have no idea why it was even there anyway.. M

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