PotheadRob

So yesterday I had to take one of my dogs to the vet so I loaded up his carrier into the car first. In order to do that I had to go through the front door because the damned carrier is so big. So I opened the garage from the inside, went and got the carrier and went through the front door and into the garage to load it. Then I went and got the dog and loaded him up and left.

When I got home I realized I had forgot to close the front door. So my house was basically open and unattended for 2 hours. I got lucky there wasn't anything missing but man what a dumb thing to do.

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NorcalCarl

Wow remninds me of a similar time where I walked into the wrong house. We, three of us, were going to party knew we were in the right neighborhood but the houses all looked the same. Saw some young guy walk out of a garage and we figured that was the house so we walked in. Somehow he didn't notice us as he got into his truck and he used his remote and closed the garage door on us while we were in there. Nobody was home. We realized we were in the wrong place Lucky for him we are nice people and didn't steal anything. Laptop, i pod dock were all in the open.'
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You never know maybe someone like me went into your house and you will never know Creepy huh?

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The Rev

I stopped to get food on the way home from partying with friends, then got into the wrong car in the parking lot. I'm looking at the dash board and thinking, "why's everything different? WTF?" I'm lucky someone didn't see me get in their car; it was an outdoor drive up foodstand.



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verklingen

to date i've left my debit card in an atm 3 times

why do some of them take your card? does it make them more secure?

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mickeyxtc

I lost my ATM card in India, didn't know about it.......
got a call from the front desk at the hotel, an Indian kid about 10 had picked it up and returned it to the front desk, of course I gve him some money in thanks but was super worried that someone had taken the info....
checked the account every day for a couple of weeks, no purchases at all... I was so relieved
but by far one of the stupidist things I've done...

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José

ahahah what the fuck that's insane.

i knew this girl in my class said some drunk CU student walked into their house in the early morning and slept on their kitchen table. a complete stranger...


weird shit has happened like that haha.

but I hear it's common for robbers to still be in the house when people get home and they don't even know.

Mikey

man when i read the title of this thread i chuckled

way too many to list

my boss once was giving me a speech about how im great and all that and how she'll never fire me

meanwhile im thinking wow you have no idea of the stupidity im capable of

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turmaline

driven down the main street with a toy stoller under the front bumper.:lo l:wondering why all the old ladies coming out of church had the "WTF" look on their faces.

peaceandlovejojo

If this was a "stupidest thing you've done contest" I would totally win!
About a year ago, I picked up some really nice bud atnthe
club called Lavender. I smoked a bowl before heading out to run some errands. First thing I had to do was get some cash out of the ATM... I forgot my pin number!! I mean my mind was a fucking blank man.. I tried three times and got it wrong, so I had to go into the bank like a fool and tell them I forgot.. Mind you I've had the same pin number for years..

I'd say that was some good weed..
I have my pin number written down at home just in case this happens again..

Note to kids: this is what happens
after you smoke weed for 20 years.. Oh well I'm not gonna stop now, the damage is done.

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osirus2020

We leave the door open at my house all the time; we don't even have a door key. I don't lock my jeep doors and leave the keys in the ignition.

Sorry you have to worry about stuff like that, but there's still a few good places in this world.

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tedkennedy

these arent really things caused by stupidity, just mistakes that anyone can make...

i have countless but one that sticks out in my mind is that i completely forgot to take an italian studies final one time and it was like 100 percent of my grade or something ridiculous. luckily the teacher was a nice guy.

oh yea the other one is that one time i was taking this easy bio lab test and there was a huge page break on one of the pages so i thought the test was over. i only finished like 1/2 the test. the teacher was such an asshole about it too gave me a C even though i got like every one of the questions i answered right.

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crookedhatinator45

i forgot to pick my classes for final year..

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José

Well when I was 2-3 I forget one of the two, I took my dads car keys, put the car in neutral just with the keys in the ignition and it backed out of our driveway and over the curb across the street. I was just told I did this, I don't actually remember doing it.

Also when I was 4(which I do remember) I got stuck in quick-sand in that same place I took the car to across the street. It was the first time I had ever experienced quick sand and I was in cowboy boots hunting with a wrist rocket.

crookedhatinator45

i have a feeling your parents are making up that first one so that they have an interesting 'when spanky was just a widdle stupid spanky poooo' story.

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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears" you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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Originally Posted by v3d4 note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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José

yeah I doubt it...

HTAM

-I drove a customers care through a garage door when I worked in the Service Department of a dealership. And the customer watched me do it. It also happened to be my first day on the job, and it was only 10:30am or so when it happened. So, they send me to lunch. I go back and immediately go to the Service Manager. I sat down in his office, and said. 'So, I really don't think this job is for me.' He said 'Oh, really?'

-Back when there were still smoking sections in restaurants, a family of 5 came in and asked for the smoking section. I told them to head to the 'back of the bus'. It was a Diner, that's what we called it.
The family was black. I turned around immediately and said 'That's NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!' By they time they left, they were cool about it though.

-I've tried to jump more than one car over some railroad tracks like The Duke Boys, but it never seemed right without the 'Dixieland' horn to blast when I did it. It is a profoundly unique feeling to be 'weightless' in a vehicle that is airborne and moving at a high rate of speed. Like 'Wow this is cool, but it's REALLY fuckin' stupid'. And it is ROUGH on your car.

kitch

say what you want about the peoples' republic of massachusetts but as long as you ain't in Lynn, Dorchester or Lawrence no one will really try to jack you.

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Tricto

This was a couple of weeks ago when I was still dating my psycho anti-ganja gf. A friend who'd never tripped before told me he was going to Alice in Wonderland in 3D, so I texted him back asking if he wanted to vape first...except i sent that text to my gf instead of my friend. Basically set up what would become the end of our relationship haha, it was such a shitty feeling because I realized immediately what I'd done but couldn't cancel the message, my phone sends them like instantaneously once the button's pressed. Ah well

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Kompressor

I once had to teach a 5 grade catholic school class for a day, about the global marketplace. This was the first time I've been in an actual catholic school, I came from pretty diverse public schools. Anyway so I'm going about the lesson plan and I was talking about bagels so i asked, "Is anyone in here jewish?"

Stunned silence, followed by an obviously irish girl by the name of shannon o'brien loudly exclaimed, "I'm jewish!" to the adoring laughter of the rest of the class.

Well I went about my day, and hopefully to never be asked back again.

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HTAM

@Kompressor....That' s awesome.