should I get circumcised - Page 5

Bad dog · 04-05-2011, 11:04 AM

Ah my old friend kitch.............I have been waiting for a moment like this for several years.

Yes my dear you must have your filthy flap removed. Us jews have understood the benefits of circumsision for almost 4000 years.

So why not go the whole hog and convert at the same time!

and btw don't worry about not being able to have sex for two weeks thats just an old wives tale. Its more like 2 months anyway.

**SageTree** · 04-05-2011, 11:36 AM

Now... I'm actually wondering if there IS any religious significance to this for ya Kitch.

I asked early if you were joining the tribe... but basically what I meant was shacking up to Abraham's covenant with the Lord?

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The Abrahamic covenant, found in Genesis 15-17, is known as the Brit bein HaBetarim, the "Covenant Between the Parts" in Hebrew, and is a commandment for Brit milah in Judaism. The covenant was restated for the descendants of his son Isaac found in Genesis 17:2-9 and Deuteronomy 1:7-8.

To make of Abraham a great nation and to bless those who bless him and curse those who curse him and all peoples on earth would be blessed through Abraham.[Gen 12:1-3]

Circumcision is to be the permanent sign of this everlasting covenant with Abraham and his male descendants and is known as the covenant of circumcision.[Gen 17:9-14]

To give Abraham's descendants all the land from the river (or wadi) of Egypt to the Euphrates. [Gen 15:18-21]

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Abram was 99 years old. God appeared to him and said, 'I am God Almighty. Walk before Me and be perfect. I will make a covenant between Me and you, and I will increase your numbers very much.' [...] This is My covenant between Me, and between you and your offspring that you must keep: You must circumcise every male. You shall be circumcised through the flesh of your foreskin. This shall be the mark of the covenant between Me and you. 'Throughout all generations, every male shall be circumcised when he is eight days old. [This shall include] those born in your house, as well as [slaves] bought with cash from an outsider, who is not your descendant. [All slaves,] both houseborn and purchased with your money must be circumcised. This shall be My covenant in your flesh, an eternal covenant. The uncircumcised male whose foreskin has not been circumcised, shall have his soul cut off from his people; he has broken My covenant. (Genesis 17:1-14)

Parallax · 04-05-2011, 05:28 PM

^if that is enough to convince someone to cut off a piece of their dick, might as well cut the whole thing off.

**SageTree** · 04-06-2011, 05:32 AM

YouTube - Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight

Bad dog · 04-06-2011, 10:24 PM

^wtf? is getting your forskin chopped less painfull than watching '80's one hit crap?

Bad dog · 04-06-2011, 10:24 PM

btw kitch what ever you choose, it's no skin off my nose.

Roach · 04-06-2011, 11:00 PM

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sometimes I'm really horny but don't even really wanna have sex cuz it'll hurt

you shouldn't have that problem, with or without the extra skin.

**SageTree** · 04-07-2011, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bad dog

^wtf? is getting your forskin chopped less painfull than watching '80's one hit crap?

Comparison can be key in making such a big decision

OldTinKan · 04-07-2011, 07:53 AM

Talk to a rabbi

Bad dog · 04-07-2011, 09:06 AM

I am the official (semi) yahooka Rabbi and I say that he should go for the chop. And the rest of you should as well.

BTW a seven day old child can handle the pain with just a sip of wine, so I don't want none of you wimping out with aneasthetic or pain killers. A glass of wine is all a real man needs to deal with the pain.

PhishDude · 04-17-2011, 08:42 AM

Don't get cut.

I'm not cut and I've never had issues with smegma or someone not wanting sex with me, lots of people who I've been with find it a major turn on.

Do you use lube during sex? Maybe the lack of lubrication or friction is causing the soreness?

I find it odd that women are claiming that an intact penis with a foreskin is gross, a woman's vagina produces yeast and smegma too and both are way more pungent and a lot nastier than a man's smegma. All this being said there's no need for a woman to get circumcised either just wash your vagina.

View Poll Results: should kitch get circumcised?
yes. cut it off.	8	29.63%
no! stay the way god made you	10	37.04%
I'm gay. and a girl. so you should just cut off the whole thing	9	33.33%
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Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	^if that is enough to convince someone to cut off a piece of their dick, might as well cut the whole thing off. __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

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PhishDude Telepathic Jackal Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Mars Posts: 3,985 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 20 Posts	Don't get cut. I'm not cut and I've never had issues with smegma or someone not wanting sex with me, lots of people who I've been with find it a major turn on. Do you use lube during sex? Maybe the lack of lubrication or friction is causing the soreness? I find it odd that women are claiming that an intact penis with a foreskin is gross, a woman's vagina produces yeast and smegma too and both are way more pungent and a lot nastier than a man's smegma. All this being said there's no need for a woman to get circumcised either just wash your vagina. __________________ Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. -- Buddha

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