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Old 05-07-2014, 09:33 AM   #61 (permalink)
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oh yea, you most def have to tell your girl asap, so she can get tested...dont make a bad situation worse by waiting untill you find out the babys yours..that would be selfish
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Old 05-07-2014, 04:15 PM   #63 (permalink)
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So i have been researching the fuck out of all this.
I never came inside her, if it could be anything it would have been precum but i cant remember last time i had sex before and peed a million time since my last sex session. So there cant be any semen in my precum or my urethra.
I had sex with her on the 9th of march, she got her period on the 17th of march. On the 18th of march she is pregnant ( according to the ultrasound 7weeks and 1 day)
This cannot be possible and if it is it cant be mine. Because if she got her period, whatever egg she had in her uterus was flushed out. Then the next day she gets pregnant. WTf???? I mean MARCH is a write off because i havent slept with her until April 4th. And i she got pregnant on april 4th well then ultrasound would be around 4, 5 weeks, NOT 7.
She texted me a pic of ultra sound and it said her name, and her conception date. I called their office and they said that it is almost dead on accurate. Maybe this is why she doesnt want to see me is because she might be playing another guy into this mess. I make very good money so i am sure she tried to in this on me first. When i told her how i felt, she doesnt feel "comfortable" with being around me. LIKE WTF? Its not like i would punch her in the stomach or use a coathanger on her.
I am in deep trouble and this has been a huge kick to the nuts and i learned so much from this and cant live this lifestyle anymore. This i can fuck any girl and she wont get pregnant attitude. I made mistakes and i cant sleep at night anymore, my conscience is killing me. The day my yahookan friends turn on me is the day i have absolutely nothing left. and its killing me.
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uh huh..just make sure you tell your gf so she can get tested..
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So i have been researching the fuck out of all this….I am in deep trouble and this has been a huge kick to the nuts and i learned so much from this and cant live this lifestyle anymore. This i can fuck any girl and she wont get pregnant attitude. I made mistakes and i cant sleep at night anymore, my conscience is killing me. The day my yahookan friends turn on me is the day i have absolutely nothing left. and its killing me.
I find it difficult to believe that NOBODY has ever told you that your behavior is pathetically selfish.

The only thing you've learned so far is that for the first time, you might be in a situation that is totally fucked and you may not be able to weasel out of it. Your situation if it plays out like you suggest it might, is terribly unfortunate and I feel sorry for all the other people in your life that could be affected by this.

But you? I don't feel sorry for you at all because I can only try to imagine how much wreckage you've created in the lives of people you've used for sex or friendship if what you've said about yourself is true.

Get you shit together and quit pleading for support from a bunch of people who can't call you out on your shit face to face. Go deal with the people you actually do have to answer to and thank them for giving you their time and empathy-providing of course, they're able muster any after you've been such a douche bag.
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:36 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2014, 05:55 PM   #67 (permalink)
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You gotta tell the girlfriend. Even if its not yours and she breaks up with you, its her right to know. Aside from STIs.
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I wouldn't say. Wait it out. You've already gone full scumbag on her. Either break it off or don't tell her.
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so much judgmental people in here

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Initially, at the time I responded--somehow I missed OP's game-changing follow-up detail stating that the girl he impregnated wasn't his girlfriend, but in fact a sidepiece whom he cheated on her with(over the course of 5mos?).

Predictably, folks tend to withhold sympathy whenever infidelity turns out to be a catalyst. Had I spotted KGB's update before contributing in this thread, it totally would've affected the content of my post. Not gonna lie.

OP; your primary relationship is done for. The truth will utterly destroy & infuriate your girlfriend. There's no way around it.
Had you valued her & the relationship to begin with, you might've left room for dignity by breaking up beforehand, as opposed to whoring around until the shenanigans led to this catastrophe. At this juncture, there's no choice other than owning up to your transgressions.

Upon closer inspection the pregnant ex-fuckbuddy doesn't sound fit to babysit children for a couple hours, let alone birth & raise one at this point in her life. Barely making ends meet as is, allegedly tormented by her past abortion(yet doesn't find condoms/BC necessary?)and you couldn't stand each other but kept bumping uglies on the raw regardless.
For the child's sake, whether it's yours or not...I hope she has a relative that's willing to step up & adopt the rugrat.

As for you...it seems the most logical future course(s)of action is(A)stay single until ready to be faithful to someone else or(B)accept that monogamy isn't your game & the only ethical way for you to maintain a relationship is when a girl knows you're cheating, accepts it and there's a 98% chance she's getting strange dick on the side too.

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What did you expect? Pats on the head and "oh poor you" when you acted like a teenage slut with no concern or care for anyone but you getting a nut.
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