How Often Do You Fuck? - Page 2

Pitfall · 04-15-2005, 03:33 AM

hmm, don't think so ya homophobic closet homo.

machiismo · 04-15-2005, 07:02 AM

Man it was even funnier the second time you used the exact same insult on me!

Good one....again!

Are you gonna call me 'dropkick fuck-round-about'? I mean isnt that like your best insult, since it makes like the least sense?

Pitfall · 04-15-2005, 07:26 AM

oh yeah, i'm just all about insults, i'm just trying to diss you.

just get a fucking life and we won't have any problems.

Pitfall · 04-15-2005, 07:38 AM

Wtf?

machiismo · 04-15-2005, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitfall

oh yeah, i'm just all about insults, i'm just trying to diss you.

just get a fucking life and we won't have any problems.

This coming from Yahookas resident conspiracy nut.

Sir-Ex · 04-15-2005, 08:39 AM

I would say every time I get the chance, but there's always a couplke sleazy girls every week that'll give me the opportunity, and unless I'm really sloshed I'll have the sense to treat my dick better.

Other than those exceptions, every time I have the chance.

Flamingnun · 04-15-2005, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitfall

i fuck about once a fortnight, and i'm happy with that.

Whaaaaaa?

I though you got paid monthly?

Jimmycube · 04-15-2005, 09:08 AM

every weekend...like clock work...girl comes home for the weekend from college and look out

yeah baby! Its the weekend too mofos!

soakedloopie- are you married? how long you been with this guy? if you dont mind me asking of course

Crucified Rose · 04-15-2005, 01:03 PM

SoakedLoopie wants to do me.

**~~Hukanzo~~** · 04-15-2005, 01:11 PM

All the homies sayin' give em the finger. I know you've been searchin' for someone, to make you happy and get the job done. You say you need a man with money. But I can't be there, and will you still care?

Will I cheat or will I be comitted? Lord knows I'm growin' weak and I wanna hit it.

It'sJustMe · 04-15-2005, 01:11 PM

^

... teeheehee (edit: for crucified)

Jimmy, yeah, I am married, for now. I've been with him for 7 years, 1.5 of those years we were separated.

WolfmansBrother · 04-15-2005, 01:44 PM

when i had a girl friend at least once a week. now, havent in about two months, but that will change in a few hours.

Pitfall · 04-15-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by machiismo

This coming from Yahookas resident conspiracy nut.

yeah, still smarter than you. prove that i'm a conspiracy nut you homophobe.

Pitfall · 04-15-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soakedloopie

who were you talking to before then?

El Coyote · 04-15-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitfall

yeah, still smarter than you.

^Don't kid yourself kid.

A 2 year old monkey can cut&paste with the best of them...

It'sJustMe · 04-15-2005, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitfall

who were you talking to before then?

I was answering the thread.

PhishingPhanatic · 04-16-2005, 01:41 AM

Not often enough now...and last night definitely could've used a splash of A1...and maybe even some Worchestire sauce too....the funniest part is that she's passed out in my bed right now and I'm still up on the computer...I tried to take a picture for you guys but she woke up to the flash and was like WTF?

El Coyote · 04-16-2005, 01:46 AM

^If there was a flash then there is a pic...

Post it nigga!!!11

SmokeSomeDoja · 04-16-2005, 01:54 AM

hey pitfall, im going to pull a "pitfall" and try to convince you i know youre sexual habits, you know, since youve done the same thing many times in the past....specifically snake_eyes...so no, youve never had any sexual relations, i know this for a fact pitfall.

El Coyote · 04-16-2005, 02:00 AM

He's lucky if he's even had the chance to fondle a male Koala.

04-15-2005, 03:33 AM	#21 (permalink)
Pitfall Old School Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Not quite sure... Posts: 7,698 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	hmm, don't think so ya homophobic closet homo. __________________ Of contradictions infinite the slave. --Wordsworth.

04-15-2005, 07:02 AM	#22 (permalink)
machiismo Super Furry Animal Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Falkirk, Scotland Posts: 4,052 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Man it was even funnier the second time you used the exact same insult on me! Good one....again! Are you gonna call me 'dropkick fuck-round-about'? I mean isnt that like your best insult, since it makes like the least sense? __________________ Sandinista

04-15-2005, 07:26 AM	#23 (permalink)
Pitfall Old School Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Not quite sure... Posts: 7,698 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	oh yeah, i'm just all about insults, i'm just trying to diss you. just get a fucking life and we won't have any problems. __________________ Of contradictions infinite the slave. --Wordsworth.

04-15-2005, 07:38 AM	#24 (permalink)
Pitfall Old School Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Not quite sure... Posts: 7,698 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Wtf? __________________ Of contradictions infinite the slave. --Wordsworth.

04-15-2005, 08:39 AM	#26 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,465 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,130 Times in 1,873 Posts	I would say every time I get the chance, but there's always a couplke sleazy girls every week that'll give me the opportunity, and unless I'm really sloshed I'll have the sense to treat my dick better. Other than those exceptions, every time I have the chance. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

04-15-2005, 01:03 PM	#29 (permalink)
Crucified Rose The Next Godsend Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 360 Thanks: 2 Thanked 11 Times in 9 Posts	SoakedLoopie wants to do me. __________________ Im so cool, they call me CULO!!

04-15-2005, 01:11 PM	#30 (permalink)
~~Hukanzo~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Simi Valley, California Posts: 1,498 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	All the homies sayin' give em the finger. I know you've been searchin' for someone, to make you happy and get the job done. You say you need a man with money. But I can't be there, and will you still care? Will I cheat or will I be comitted? Lord knows I'm growin' weak and I wanna hit it.

04-15-2005, 01:11 PM	#31 (permalink)
It'sJustMe Seriously though? Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Lost and Found All The Time! Posts: 386 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ ... teeheehee (edit: for crucified) Jimmy, yeah, I am married, for now. I've been with him for 7 years, 1.5 of those years we were separated. __________________ She held her grief behind her eyes like an ocean & when she leaned forward into the day it spilled onto the floor & she wiped at it quickly with her foot & pretended no one had seen..

04-16-2005, 01:41 AM	#37 (permalink)
PhishingPhanatic Too old for this shit Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 132 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Not often enough now...and last night definitely could've used a splash of A1...and maybe even some Worchestire sauce too....the funniest part is that she's passed out in my bed right now and I'm still up on the computer...I tried to take a picture for you guys but she woke up to the flash and was like WTF? __________________ "Work is the curse of the drinking class" --Oscar Wilde

04-16-2005, 01:54 AM	#39 (permalink)
SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,396 Thanks: 238 Thanked 445 Times in 279 Posts	hey pitfall, im going to pull a "pitfall" and try to convince you i know youre sexual habits, you know, since youve done the same thing many times in the past....specifically snake_eyes...so no, youve never had any sexual relations, i know this for a fact pitfall. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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