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04-14-2005, 08:27 PM
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How Often Do You Fuck?
Me: Never, I am a virgin until I get married!
You: Often as a whore R Kelly: Depends on the kid  
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So, that is like 0.00000000000000001 times a day?  
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04-14-2005, 09:36 PM
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well, as weird as it seems, if I DIDNT have a girlfriend id probably have a lot of sex. maybe not though, id rather not have sex with a girl unless i love her. sex is like steak, but love is the seasoning. without it, its kinda bland, even though its steak, ya know? i mean i dont even eat steak anymore, but damn thats a good analogy
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04-14-2005, 09:38 PM
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that is a good analogy  ill settle for the steak tho |
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04-14-2005, 09:42 PM
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If your steak isn't good without seasoning then it's shit meat.
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04-14-2005, 09:45 PM
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Just a little salt and pepper will make it awesome! MMMM sea salt, salty nectar of the gods
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04-14-2005, 10:49 PM
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a ha. but, good steak really needs no seasoning or sauces. therefore, if you have to season up that steak, it's bad meat, and you're trying to cover it up.
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04-15-2005, 12:42 AM
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so is this some type of analogy about controception? 
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04-15-2005, 01:04 AM
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about never. just about.
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04-15-2005, 01:30 AM
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 i don't understand why everyone in society wants boys and girls to make sluts of themselves. i fuck about once a fortnight, and i'm happy with that. of course, if i had a girlfriend i'd probably be fucking alot more. i have found that i don't need sex as much when i have things like weed, shrooms and playstation 2. i still have mad sex drive though, and that's why i've been thinking about finding someone special.  i usually won't fuck a hot girl unless she turns me on, that makes sense doesn't it? one night stands have gotten tedious for me, and i found that the more i do it, the more i hate myself. i also ended up generally hating women, because pretty much all of them mindfucked me. i've mostly fucked sluts see, good looking sluts, but sluts nonetheless. when i treat a "slut" like an object, i end up getting disgusted by her about 10 minutes after sex. there has been 4 girls that i haven't felt disgusted with, and they were girls with class that i somewhat "loved".
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