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[crookedhatinator45]

k, so today I went to get some forms stamped and shit at school so i can take my money out to pay them. it costs 20$ for them to stamp it, and often times lose it.. annnnyway, on my way into the students' centre, i apparently missed the bottom two stairs and bummed my ankle real bad..

initially, i was in shock. tons of PYTs around to watch me fall, and i was carrying shit + my back pack, blah blah bleh.. hot chick offers help which i moronically but kindly refuse-- it was one of those things where like you laugh it off, but on the inside your like 'effff'n dumbass.. nice fall.. self: you so good @ stairs... dumbass.."

anyway, i continue on, get my thing stamped. by the grace of god i got the hot chocolatey girl at the cashiers' desk. got to tell her my sad story and flirt a bit.

i did the rest of my errands and made the trip home on the subway.. struggling, but at least slightly able to move.. like, i got home.. but now i'm like crawling because walking is such a pain. even laying down and putting it up i can't get comfortable.. i've iced it since getting home and it's still swollen..

also, i can't move any toes on that ankle except for the big toe.

Q: Doctors.. Is my ankle broken? I mean.. my fatty-self was walking on it for like 3-4 hours after the fact...

i've been thinking about going to get x-rays, but i fucking HATE hospitals.. i'll go there, they'll deal with the ankle, find a gazillion other things wrong with me and i'll get sick and infected in that bacteria pit.

i had been in hospitals waay too much prior to my 17th bday, and haven't really been to one or a gp since.. [about 5 years..]

[crookedhatinator45]

PS- After [possibly] breaking my ankle at school (aka. having the school break my ankle like the asshole it is..), I proceeded on to the cashiers' desk, at which point I gave the assholes that just broke'd my ankle 20$ for some fucking stamp so that I can take out thousands of dollars of my money to give them....

I feel like such a sucka.

[José]

Smoking makes your ankles weak, that's all I know. So if it is broken you should stop smoking till it heals maybe.

[crookedhatinator45]

i don't smoke cigs or anything. just weed.

[José]

don't matta, smoke is smoke. I was told by an orthopedic surgeon that it speeds healing time if you stop smoking. It doesn't even matter if it's broken. Smoking weakens everything in your ankles, from the bone to the ligaments. I say just put ice on it and see how it is tomorrow. I'm sure you just sprained it really bad. Have you ever broken many bones before?

[crookedhatinator45]

broken lots of shit. played football for 12 years. broke my left arm in 3 spots including my wrist, then broke that same wrist again playing foot-hockey in grade 4.... and again in grade 8 playing football. broke most of my fingers at least once.

i played football for a while like i said, and competitive basketball grades 5-11. i've sprained and turned a ton of ankles, but this ish is bruuutal.

[crookedhatinator45]

how many T3s should i take?

1? 2?

[norcalbudboy]

Originally Posted by herbinator45

how many T3s should i take?

1? 2?

If you broke it, you'd know!




/5 t3's

[JcP]

if it was broken it would have bruised already...fractured is another story. If it's still unwalkable tomorrow, go to the doctor!

[Mikey]

T3's suck

but just take one at a time until the pain goes away

but dont take more then like 4 of those

still i recommend you go get yourself some 400mg ibruprofen
ibruprofen reduces swelling


and i know how you feel about hosptials and all but still you should go to a walk in clinic (or two or three or four) and show them your ankle not only will the help you, show them your t3 bottle or just tell them you've been eating t3's like skittles and they're not helping, specifically ask for help for the pain, and you should get dillies at least

[crookedhatinator45]

i have the ibu 500mg's

[myxomatosis]

Not broken. Maybe fractured. Smoking weed won't bother your ankle. What spanky is on about with smoke as it relates to wound healing and ligaments and such is attributed to cigarettes, not weed. Anyway, go to the goddamn doctor, they'll diagnose and fix your ankle and you will be out of there, you fat idiot. Oh and stop playing up the black thing and calling them chocolatey.

[José]

what is the difference between broken and fractured myxomatosis? do you mean hairline fracture?

[Pharm Girl]

Soak in Epsom Salts.....~

[myxomatosis]

Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey

what is the difference between broken and fractured myxomatosis? do you mean hairline fracture?

You're right SpankyMcLankey, that was a rather stupid way to put it being as they are the same thing. I was just tired and speaking colloquially, yes that's pretty much what I meant.

[Mikey]

get some pain pills AND LETS FUCKING PARTY