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01-18-2009, 05:48 AM
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Religions of the world
I found this on a T-shirt years ago. I thought it was funny, so I saved it. Enjoy!
 RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD Taoism: Shit Happens Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Dama Ding Ding Hinduism: This shit happened before Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens” 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, Knock, “Shit happens” Unitarian: What is this shit? Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Rastafarianiam: Let’s smoke this shit |
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01-18-2009, 11:30 AM
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A slightly different version:
Taoism: Shit happens Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens." Buddhism: Shit happening is an illusion. Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Christian Science: If shit happens, pray and it will go away. Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else. Atheism: Shit happens for no reason. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens... Stoicism: Shit happens. I can take it. Jehovah's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit and see what happens. I like my version better. 
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