put a bible over your penis

**Mafoo** · 03-20-2009, 12:46 PM

Put a bible over your penis to prevent aids

Kompressor · 03-20-2009, 12:56 PM

A whole new meaning for Biblethumpers...

Roach · 03-20-2009, 01:00 PM

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put a bible over your penis

that's what the pope would have you do to prevent std's.

dumb pope.

"Since his inauguration in 2005 the Pope has continued the Church's strong opposition to condoms by calling for abstinence, supervised heavy petting and whacking it repeatedly with a wooden spoon until it goes all soft again.

Meanwhile the Vatican has issued this year's list of approved non-penetrative carnal techniques including pearl necklaces, light genital branding and something called 'Dutch steamboating'."

Flamingnun · 03-20-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by K

that's what the pope would have you do to prevent std's.

yeah congratulations on spelling out the most basic implication of the joke.

Roach · 03-20-2009, 05:55 PM

with folks like you........

it's usually necessary.

personally I've always thought of the pope as a joke.

aren't you wanted somewhere ?

Flamingnun · 03-20-2009, 06:18 PM

Yeah I'm due back at the Vatican, sharpish.

pacman · 03-20-2009, 06:33 PM

that old, ghouly sack of shit said condoms dont help against the HIV.

tedkennedy · 03-20-2009, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

yeah congratulations on spelling out the most basic implication of the joke.

haha hahahahha nun cracks me up

Roach · 03-20-2009, 08:36 PM

I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet.

But I can be patient.

Bearsy · 03-20-2009, 10:30 PM

You know, I was thinking the same thing about you.

Linkey · 03-21-2009, 12:41 AM

nun>joo

Flamingnun · 03-21-2009, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by K

I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet.

But I can be patient.

Give it another 28 years, when i reach 50, who knows I might delete my account every other week like you do, sunshine.

Grieves · 03-22-2009, 08:00 PM

lol at the 12 yr old and his tough guy serial killer avatar...

José · 03-22-2009, 08:05 PM

grieves. no.

BAD DOG.

Roach · 03-23-2009, 10:11 AM

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Give it another 28 years, when i reach 50, who knows I might delete my account every other week like you do, sunshine.

Or you all might be surprised.

sunshine.

And it was the jew loving, motherfucking, flamingnun dick sucking, administrator that deleted my last account, not me.

But you are way too fucking stupid to know that.
Always will be.

Grieves · 03-23-2009, 10:17 AM

someone cares way to much about this here internet forum...

zerodown · 04-19-2009, 02:20 PM

The really sad part of this is that somewhere in the world someone is actually hanging a bible on their penis to prevent aids.

**SageTree** · 04-20-2009, 08:02 AM

I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican....

Lord X · 04-21-2009, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican....

Its our modern world. The more people we have in it the more likely we get a dumbass in power.

Psilocychosis · 04-21-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by zerodown

The really sad part of this is that somewhere in the world someone is actually hanging a bible on their penis to prevent aids.

My thoughts exactly.

Why is this in higher thoughts?

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	someone cares way to much about this here internet forum... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,166 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 1,984 Times in 1,507 Posts	with folks like you........ it's usually necessary. personally I've always thought of the pope as a joke. aren't you wanted somewhere ?

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pacman lets get tropical Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 711 Thanks: 60 Thanked 193 Times in 143 Posts	that old, ghouly sack of shit said condoms dont help against the HIV.

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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,166 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 1,984 Times in 1,507 Posts	I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet. But I can be patient.

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Linkey . Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: USA Posts: 1,463 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 425 Thanked 235 Times in 75 Posts	nun>joo

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,363 Thanks: 62 Thanked 147 Times in 72 Posts	grieves. no. BAD DOG.

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zerodown Mafutero Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: PR Posts: 782 Thanks: 41 Thanked 169 Times in 131 Posts	The really sad part of this is that somewhere in the world someone is actually hanging a bible on their penis to prevent aids.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican.... __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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