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Old 03-20-2009, 12:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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put a bible over your penis

Put a bible over your penis to prevent aids
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Old 03-20-2009, 12:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A whole new meaning for Biblethumpers...
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Old 03-20-2009, 01:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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put a bible over your penis
that's what the pope would have you do to prevent std's.

dumb pope.

"Since his inauguration in 2005 the Pope has continued the Church's strong opposition to condoms by calling for abstinence, supervised heavy petting and whacking it repeatedly with a wooden spoon until it goes all soft again.

Meanwhile the Vatican has issued this year's list of approved non-penetrative carnal techniques including pearl necklaces, light genital branding and something called 'Dutch steamboating'."
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Old 03-20-2009, 04:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that's what the pope would have you do to prevent std's.
yeah congratulations on spelling out the most basic implication of the joke.
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Old 03-20-2009, 05:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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with folks like you........

it's usually necessary.

personally I've always thought of the pope as a joke.















aren't you wanted somewhere ?
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Old 03-20-2009, 06:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah I'm due back at the Vatican, sharpish.
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Old 03-20-2009, 06:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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that old, ghouly sack of shit said condoms dont help against the HIV.
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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yeah congratulations on spelling out the most basic implication of the joke.
haha hahahahha nun cracks me up
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Old 03-20-2009, 08:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet.

But I can be patient.
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Old 03-20-2009, 10:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You know, I was thinking the same thing about you.
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Old 03-21-2009, 12:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 03-21-2009, 04:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'm wondering why his account hasn't been deleted yet.

But I can be patient.
Give it another 28 years, when i reach 50, who knows I might delete my account every other week like you do, sunshine.
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2009, 08:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2009, 10:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Give it another 28 years, when i reach 50, who knows I might delete my account every other week like you do, sunshine.

Or you all might be surprised.

sunshine.

And it was the jew loving, motherfucking, flamingnun dick sucking, administrator that deleted my last account, not me.

But you are way too fucking stupid to know that.
Always will be.

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Old 04-19-2009, 02:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The really sad part of this is that somewhere in the world someone is actually hanging a bible on their penis to prevent aids.
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican....
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I have a friend who was doing results talks with people and prevention methods. He talked with 50 people. 45 of them had AIDS! This is really sad, I can't believe this hyperbole is still coming from the Vatican....
Its our modern world. The more people we have in it the more likely we get a dumbass in power.
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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The really sad part of this is that somewhere in the world someone is actually hanging a bible on their penis to prevent aids.
My thoughts exactly.

Why is this in higher thoughts?
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