Ok I'm getting this house. Who wants to move in. - Page 2

Mr. Poatheed · 03-29-2009, 09:52 AM

I was wondering if they actually have kids. Might be trying to make up for a failed/dead childrens?

Also, who wants to go work out in the exercise yard? Just don't drop the soap in the shower afterwards, I hear he levies a heavy fine for that....

Mr. Poatheed · 03-29-2009, 09:54 AM

Oh, and I forgot the GPS enabled locator tags.

Grieves · 03-29-2009, 09:57 AM

someone should tell them that inmates in prison have more human rights...

ProfessorMurder · 03-29-2009, 10:11 AM

EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the
area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to
6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to
the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a
particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is
allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the
exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00.

I'm waiting for the Rubber Bullets to start flying
and for the landlord having mirrored aviator sunglasses wiping his brow with a red hankerchief nodding in approval.

Qui-Bong Jinn · 03-29-2009, 11:40 AM

That shit is hilarious.

Doomster1961 · 04-22-2009, 08:32 AM

I gather that it is the rental that is allowing smoking. Otherwise count me out.

green_eyed_lady · 04-26-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Pretty sure that's all kinds of illegal.

That's so fucking illegal-it sounds like they're trying to rent from Rev. Jim Jones, for apartments in "Jonestown"...

Xil · 04-26-2009, 01:43 PM

I think its funny that a lot of people took this seriously...

green_eyed_lady · 04-26-2009, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

I think its funny that a lot of people took this seriously...

Hey, I'm fucking really high....I took it as I read it and..oh wait- you'll have to 'scuse me , I'm next in line to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge....

Doomster1961 · 04-27-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green_eyed_lady

Hey, I'm fucking really high....I took it as I read it and..oh wait- you'll have to 'scuse me , I'm next in line to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge....

You are high but stay grounded. Just keep flying.

green_eyed_lady · 04-27-2009, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by green_eyed_lady

Hey, I'm fucking really high....I took it as I read it and..oh wait- you'll have to 'scuse me , I'm next in line to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge....

...as in my Dad use to bitch when I "followed the crowd"..."IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS JUMPED OFF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE...WOULD YOU DO IT TOO....?!

Thanks 4 the luv...K...

03-29-2009, 09:57 AM	#23 (permalink)
Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,077 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 3,107 Times in 1,708 Posts	someone should tell them that inmates in prison have more human rights... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

03-29-2009, 10:11 AM	#24 (permalink)
ProfessorMurder Jackal Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rio Grande Valley, Texas Posts: 1,270 Thanks: 31 Thanked 125 Times in 99 Posts	EXERCISE YARD: The tenant will have access to the exercise yard in the area to the back of the property for 2 hours per day from 4:00 pm to 6:00 pm. The tenant is not allowed to bring any personal property to the exercise yard. Once the tenant leaves the exercise yard on a particular day, he or she may not return. No boisterous behavior is allowed in the exercise yard. There is no smoking allowed in the exercise yard. Minimum fine for exercise yard infractions is $50.00. I'm waiting for the Rubber Bullets to start flying and for the landlord having mirrored aviator sunglasses wiping his brow with a red hankerchief nodding in approval. __________________ "No contaban con mi astucia!"

04-22-2009, 08:32 AM	#26 (permalink)
Doomster1961 YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ontario Posts: 23 Thanks: 10 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts	I gather that it is the rental that is allowing smoking. Otherwise count me out. __________________ Knowing others is wisdom; knowing the self is enlightenment. Mastering others requires force; mastering the self needs strength. -- Lao Tsu

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	I think its funny that a lot of people took this seriously... __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	That shit is hilarious.

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