Black Jesus - Page 2

**Kompressor** · 04-07-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

what about Santa?

Santa is of german decent and therefore apart of the white jesus/power conspiracy to subliminally comply the population, starting at childhood, to liking the old white man with lots of stuff and slave labor.

Mikey · 04-07-2009, 03:07 PM

njweedman!
start preachin!

Mikey · 04-07-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kompressor

Santa is of german decent and therefore apart of the white jesus/power conspiracy to subliminally comply the population, starting at childhood, to liking the old white man with lots of stuff and slave labor.

omg

ur posts are 4.444

4 is me and my wifes lucky number
we have 4 stars on our wedding bands

Grieves · 04-07-2009, 03:10 PM

jesus was a muslim...

**Kompressor** · 04-07-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

omg

ur posts are 4.444

4 is me and my wifes lucky number
we have 4 stars on our wedding bands

Our stars are aligned until my next post outside the FFA.

Kinky cosmic threeway all up in hurr

The Rev · 04-07-2009, 05:33 PM

How come no one ever talks about Mongolian Jesus?

Or lolcat jesus?

Or velociraptor Jesus?

It's always got to be a FAVORED minority Jesus!

The Rev

Waves · 04-07-2009, 05:42 PM

so who would win in a fight? raptor jesus or black jesus?

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-07-2009, 05:42 PM

^ that is offensive sir.

Dr. Drew · 04-07-2009, 05:46 PM

20 on raptor jezuz

Mr. Poatheed · 04-07-2009, 05:53 PM

ftw

my_scatterheart · 04-07-2009, 05:54 PM

hahahaha that was good

crookedhatinator45 · 04-07-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Poatheed

ftw

i want to put that on a t-shirt

PS-- black probably thinks this thread is about him.

Mr.E · 04-07-2009, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

I'm sure you most of you have seen this, but for those who have not, it's worth a view. I still get a laugh.

YTMND - SWEET RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!

Black · 04-08-2009, 03:47 AM

i heard there was a thread about me in progress?

The SARS Volta · 04-08-2009, 12:10 PM

blacks and whites have jesus equally wrong in their cultural idealizations. like a lot of posters have already said--he was likely in between--brown. he didn't have to be just like you to have been a righteous guy.

Black · 04-08-2009, 12:30 PM

you all have jesus wrong! i hopped in my delorean last night cranked that shit to 88

osirus2020 · 04-08-2009, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by HYPERFUKBOT

i think everyone knows jesus wasn't white.

Well yeah. A lot of shit happens in 2000 Years. Since humans were just beginning to develop a complex social structure and actual efficient communications (instead of pictographing), it would come as no surprise to me that Jesus was actually more Milado than anything.

You see, everyone knows that people all used to be black at one point, because they lived in Africa. And since Humans have evolved into being white and more intellegent (Darwin's theory right here) beings, I figure about the time of Christ, Human kind was about at 50%.

At least that's the way I was taught in High School.

al-Mu'akhkhir · 04-08-2009, 01:06 PM

:\

Sugar420 · 04-08-2009, 01:48 PM

Jesus was a Jew and there are black Jews even today just like always. you know Moses married an Ithiopean woman who was black just like RasTafari was black so why is it any big deal that Jesus Lord of Lords and King of Kings would be black?

ill tell you what has not changed in more than 2000 years: wise people study the teachings of His Majesty but fools want to argue about skin color

**SageTree** · 04-08-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Stoney

You know I think it is so funny that nobody knows what Jesus really looked like... And yet there are so many bad pictures of him out there

And guess who is the victim of freaking Michelagelo's work......I'll give you one hint, it's above the avatar to the left.

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Grieves Biblioburro... Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 11,588 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,903 Thanked 2,559 Times in 1,424 Posts	jesus was a muslim... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,671 Thanks: 4,716 Thanked 5,056 Times in 2,707 Posts	How come no one ever talks about Mongolian Jesus? Or lolcat jesus? Or velociraptor Jesus? It's always got to be a FAVORED minority Jesus! The Rev __________________ "You're seriously flying close to the fag-sun, icarus." -Flamingnun

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Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 725 Thanks: 314 Thanked 287 Times in 184 Posts	you all have jesus wrong! i hopped in my delorean last night cranked that shit to 88 __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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al-Mu'akhkhir Vem Para Ficar Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in some pussy Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 500 Thanked 351 Times in 270 Posts	:\ __________________

04-08-2009, 01:48 PM	#39 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	Jesus was a Jew and there are black Jews even today just like always. you know Moses married an Ithiopean woman who was black just like RasTafari was black so why is it any big deal that Jesus Lord of Lords and King of Kings would be black? ill tell you what has not changed in more than 2000 years: wise people study the teachings of His Majesty but fools want to argue about skin color

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