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Old 04-06-2009, 11:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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black jesus was the truth. white jesus was a ponzi scam.
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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wait, your telling me all the prophets from the bible were actually just convinced into writing a book from some jamaican stoned out of his mind?

It's believeable.
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Old 04-07-2009, 12:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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holy jesus all mighty
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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i think everyone knows jesus wasn't white.
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Explains why he walked on water... He couldn't swim....
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha stoney. And HFB, I think youre dead wrong.
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:27 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Revalations chapter one

"hair white like wool and skin of bronze (or brass)"

Jesus was blacker than me
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Old 04-07-2009, 09:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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take out the rap kingpin, the black jesus
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
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You know I think it is so funny that nobody knows what Jesus really looked like... And yet there are so many bad pictures of him out there
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Also now you got that everlast song stuck in my head.
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Haha stoney. And HFB, I think youre dead wrong.
you're totally ignorant. you think people are white in the middle east or something? idiot.
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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where'd you find portraits of him portrayed as hezues?
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:59 PM   #20 (permalink)
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edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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