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Old 07-08-2009, 07:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Devil, evil spirits, weegie boards, etc..

do you guys believe in that stuff?

like do you guys actually think some one could become powerful through the use of the devil while on earth?

I have no idea why, but I got a book in 5th grade at one of those book fairs that told you how to make your own spells. Good or bad, what ever you wanted, it just told you the basics of how to do it and how to make it. It used like two parts in the sentence two different words that rhymed but I don't remember all of it specifically. Then stare at them and say it under your breath.


yea ok, sounds like bull shit right? well I tried it to one person while actually giving into the whole evil scheme of things just cause I was young and didn't know what I was really doing.

it fucking worked.

I remember to this day the exact 'spell.'

It was, 'Andrew will have a fight, with a delight." Roughly a week or two later he told me and my best friend that he got in a fight in sunday school and punched some kid in the face. I asked him if he won, and he said Yes while laughing.

So uh, what the fuck? That was seriously enough to make me burn the book and never touch it or think about it again.

Is it possible? I mean, we've all heard those weegie board stories.

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could be coincidence but either way youre going to hell

i believe theres alot more going on that people cannot sense and that perhaps you manipulated some energy which caused that to happen. i dont really think of there being evil around though
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I could see how truly believing your casting some sort of spell can give you a sort of confidence to actually make something happen.
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I could see how truly believing your casting some sort of spell can give you a sort of confidence to actually make something happen.
that's precisely the only explanation I can give into at this point in time.
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Believing changes the world around you. Just like seeing it does.
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i feel like instances such as this are more to do with synchronicity than anything else. you know about telepathy, people readings peoples' thoughts right? i don't think it can be explained as brains sending thoughts to brains, what makes more sense to me is each brain has a similar thought simultaneously, due to sharing or resonating a sympathetic vibrational frequency. this gives the impression of telepathy (and if you've ever shared deep love with someone you know this resonance can be quite profound).

ever been thinking of someone only to have the call you at just that moment? it's the same principle. i'm convinced you did something similar with your friend and this spell.
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One of my musician friends along with his buddies were working with the
necronomicon or some book, before I met him, after about a week or so, he couldn't sleep cause he felt as if someone was standing at the foot of his bed.

We were both young so it was probably just his overactive imagination
and he's just a big ol' scardy cat.

Him and his brother then (of course) 'tried' to burn the book in the bbq pit.
It wouldn't burn.

He said it was magick.
I said it was probably just fire retardent.

Interestingly, high school teachers were the ones telling ghost stories,
and personal family 'contacts' with spirits.

Of course it could all be bullshit to keep the students quiet for 45 minutes.


Another time, while camping with a church group, we were riding in the back of a
mini truck about 10 all together cruising the national park at night.

Then a White Owl started chasing the pickup down the small path.

Everyone saw it and everyone freaked out cause...
We all 'knew' from family bed time stories,
that white owls were witch's pets
or it's the witch itself in animal form
or the witch is very close by.

All that superstition is heavy in South Texas.

It was a lot more fun, running from an white owl,
then saying "Oh look, a white owl".
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THE LECHUSA This seems to be another Mexican or Spanish American creature and
blends the fields of normal creatures, mystical creatures and the paranormal. Seemingly
certain persons known to be witches can turn themselves into white owls for nefarious
purposes.




Just by coincidence, my neighbor is connected to the masons,
he's in several groups lions, kiwanis, rotary, shit like that.
In his palm tree nests a two white owls,
that you could hear at night screaching and flying past the street lights.

The city just recently, came to take away the owl's chicks, the whole animal rescue bit.

And now the white owls are active again during the summer.

Weird thing is, the white owl didn't appear until his wife died a few years back.


1. all coincidence
2. Hes a powerful witch (with his own familiar) now practicing full time without his wife nagging him


Fuck Yeah I believe.
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That's why I never say the forbidden words, "Spanky McLanky, pop me in the Stanky" because I NEVER want that shit to come true.



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A few hundreds of years ago, people thought gravity was witchcraft. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts there's some (at least a few) forms of yet undiscovered energy commonly misinterpreted as zomg magic!!1

Weirdly enough I changed my av to something regarding successful WW2 experiments harnessing some "occult force" the day or so before this thread was made. Tits.
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Ouija boards are not necessarily evil. I don't know why everyone thinks that. To be honest, it sort of irritates the piss out of me for some reason. I haven't used a ouija board for years but it is simply a medium... a tool. My sis and I used to create our own Ouija boards with a chalk board, using the eraser as a planche (sp?)... it still worked. My mom didn't even use her fingertips on it. But anyway, that sounds freaky to people with little faith. That's my opinion anyway. We want to believe that there is a spiritual side of life but I don't think we really want to see proof. When you grow up with it as a normal part of life... it doesn't freak you out. Although, there have been things that have freaked me out... most of them have happened quite in the physical... crazy kid stalking me... that type of thing. These are things that can harm you. As far as the spirit and people afraid for their soul... let me just ask... how can you trick the light?
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Ouija boards are not necessarily evil. I don't know why everyone thinks that. To be honest, it sort of irritates the piss out of me for some reason. I haven't used a ouija board for years but it is simply a medium... a tool. My sis and I used to create our own Ouija boards with a chalk board, using the eraser as a planche (sp?)... it still worked. My mom didn't even use her fingertips on it. But anyway, that sounds freaky to people with little faith. That's my opinion anyway. We want to believe that there is a spiritual side of life but I don't think we really want to see proof. When you grow up with it as a normal part of life... it doesn't freak you out. Although, there have been things that have freaked me out... most of them have happened quite in the physical... crazy kid stalking me... that type of thing. These are things that can harm you. As far as the spirit and people afraid for their soul... let me just ask... how can you trick the light?
A hammer can be used to commit murder or build houses for homeless people, like Habitat For Humanity does. Is it the fault of the hammer if it is used to commit murder? I think not.
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i used to be into witchcraft when i was younger, growing up doing drugs and listening to satanic metal and shit.. doing stupid things... i think it made me more vulnerable to demons and other nasties.

i quit with the witchcraft and the attempts with black magic. i still listen to death metal, and i'm still filled with a lot of negativity at times. now there is a demon that is always around me. following me. maybe i could just be crazy. i don't know.

but i do know that when you do spells and stuff like that, be careful. be very fucking motherfucking careful. some people (like me) are ignorant and have no idea what they're really doing and dealing with. just remember.. for every action, there's always a reaction.

and yes. i believe.
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Sorry you feel like that, sincerely.

I've had those moments as well,
but knowing god is everything
and I'm apart of god.


I've also read spells and invocations,
where the name of the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth
was used as protection and assuming commanding role.


The Manly P. Hall Archive Ceremonial Magick and Sorcery

Extract From the Book of Dr. Faust,
Wittenberg, 1524

(An abridged translation from the
original German of a book ordered destroyed.)

"From my youth I followed art and

science and was tireless in my reading of books. Among those which came
to my hand was a volume containing all kinds of invocations and magical
formulae. In this book I discovered information to the effect that a
spirit, whether he be of the fire, the water, the earth or the air, can
be compelled to do the will of a magician capable of controlling him. I
also discovered that according as one spirit has more power than
another, each is adapted for a different operation and each is capable
of producing certain supernatural effects.
At first I had little faith that what was
promised would take place. But at the very first invocation which I
attempted a mighty spirit manifested to me, desiring to know why I had
manifested him. His coming so amazed me that I scarcely knew what to
say, but finally asked him if he would serve me in my magical
investigations. He replied that if certain conditions were agreed upon
he would. The conditions were that I should make a pact with him. This I
did not desire to do, but as in my ignorance I had not protected myself
with a circle and was actually at the mercy of the spiri

"Omnipotent and Eternal God who hath
ordained the whole creation for thy praise and glory and for the
salvation of man, I earnestly beseech thee that thou wouldst send one of
thy spirits of the order of Jupiter, one of the messengers of Zadkiel
whom thou hast appointed governor of thy firmament at the present time,
most faithfully, willingly, and readily to show me these things which I
shall ask, command or require of him, and truly execute my desires.
Nevertheless, O Most Holy God, thy will and not mine be done through JC,
thine only begotten Son our Lord. Amen.

"The Invocation.

[The magician, having properly
consecrated his vestments and utensils and being protected by his
circle, now calls upon the spirits to appear and accede to his demands.]

"Spirits, whose assistance I require,
behold the sign and the very Hallowed Names of God full of power. Obey
the power of this our pentacle; go out your hidden caves and dark
places; cease your hurtful occupations to those unhappy mortals whom
without ceasing you torment; come into this place where the Divine
Goodness has assembled us; be attentive to our orders and known to our
just demands; believe not that your resistance will cause us to abandon
our operations. Nothing can dispense with your obeying us. We command
you by the Mysterious Names Elohe Agla Elohim Adonay Gibort. Amen.

"I call upon thee, Zadkiel, in the Name
of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, blessed Trinity,
unspeakable Unity.

"I invoke and intreat thee, Zadkiel, in
this hour to attend to the words and conjurations which I shall use this
day by the Holy Names of God Elohe El Elohim Elion Zebaoth Escerehie lah
Adonay Tetragrammaton.

"I conjure thee, I exorcise thee, thou
Spirit Zadkiel, by these Holy Names Hagios O Theos Iscyros Athanatos
Paracletus Agla on Alpha et Omega loth Aglanbroth Abiel Anathiel
Tetragrammaton: And by all other great and glorious, holy and
unspeakable, mysterious, mighty, powerful, incomprehensible Names of
God, that you attend unto the words of my mouth, and send unto me Pabiel
or other of your ministering, serving Spirits, who may show me such
things as I shall demand of him in the Name of the Father, and of the
Son, and of the Holy Ghost. Amen.

"’I have called thee in the Name of
Jesus of Nazareth at whose Name every knee doth bow in heaven, earth,
and hell, and every tongue shall confess there is no name like unto the
Name of Jesus, who hath given power unto man to bind and to loose all
things in his most Holy Name, yea even unto those that trust in his
salvation.

"’Art thou the messenger of Zadkiel?’
[And the spirit shall answer:] ‘Yes. ‘

"’Wilt thou confirm thyself unto me at
this time and henceforth reveal all things unto me that I shall desire
to know, and teach me how I may increase in wisdom and knowledge and
show unto me all the secrets of the Magic Art, and of all liberal
sciences, that I may thereby set forth the glory of Almighty God?’ [And
the spirit shall answer:] ‘Yes.’

"’Then I pray thee give and confirm thy
character unto me whereby I may call thee at all times, and also swear
unto me this oath and I will religiously keep my vow and covenant unto
Almighty God and will courteously receive thee at all times where thou
dost appear unto me.’

"License to Depart.

"’Forasmuch as thou comest in peace and
quietness and hath answered unto my petitions, I give humble and hearty
thanks unto Almighty God in whose Name I called and thou camest, and now
thou mayest depart in peace unto thine orders and return unto me again
at what time soever I shall call thee by thine oath, or by thy name or
by thine order, or by thine office which is granted thee from the
creator, and the power of God be with me and thee and upon the whole
issue of God, Amen.

"’Glory be to the Father, and to the
Son, and to the Holy Ghost.’
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