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Old 12-11-2009, 12:52 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Jews are cool, I dig their style. Personally I'd throw my hat in with the Mormons (if I were to convert). I like their squeaky clean image.
What would you dub squeaky clean?
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:18 AM   #22 (permalink)
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are you willing to get circumsized?
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Old 12-11-2009, 10:51 AM   #23 (permalink)
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are you willing to get circumsized?
What is the actual percentage of people who DONT have this done, in my experience of seeing dicks they've been circumsized 95% of the time.

I myself am as well. And it's not like I run around with only those engaged in Judaism. I believe this is a Christian practice as well. Both being associated with Abraham as his commitment to God. In my mind the Muslims would also follow this in logic.

It's 'more hygienic' and I'm not even sure this isn't just a secular recommendation at the doctor.

Now I don't know about a Canada but I'd say this is pretty common in the States, and maybe people's choices really is under laden with religious tones, even though they might not know.
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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^Most men throughout the world are intact. Look it up. I don't care to derail the thread.

And regarding Jews: They certainly do look out after eachother, more so than blacks in the US. There are no homeless, poor, or bankrupt Jews.

I'm not sure if you would have that protection though OP. Even if you converted you are not Jewish looking. Your interest seems insincere anyways.

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What is the actual percentage of people who DONT have this done, in my experience of seeing dicks they've been circumsized 95% of the time.

I myself am as well. And it's not like I run around with only those engaged in Judaism. I believe this is a Christian practice as well. Both being associated with Abraham as his commitment to God. In my mind the Muslims would also follow this in logic.

It's 'more hygienic' and I'm not even sure this isn't just a secular recommendation at the doctor.

Now I don't know about a Canada but I'd say this is pretty common in the States, and maybe people's choices really is under laden with religious tones, even though they might not know.

It is common. But I think the external act is revealing of the higher meaning: Being "cut" in such as way as to reveal the most intimate part of yourself (to God). The external act speaks of the internal necessity, expressed as "circumcision... of the heart" in Romans 2:29, KJV:
But he is a Jew which is one inwardly, and Circumcision is, that of the heart, in the spirit, and not in the letter, whose praise is not of men, but of God.
But this is New Testament - not sure if it would fly in (non-messianic) Judaism.
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Old 12-11-2009, 12:43 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Thanks for the cock info fellas. I did look up some stuff online and the statistic I came up with was less men are cut world wide, along with a lot of interesting info of infant rights.....


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^Most men throughout the world are intact. Look it up. I don't care to derail the thread.

And regarding Jews: They certainly do look out after eachother, more so than blacks in the US. There are no homeless, poor, or bankrupt Jews.

I'm not sure if you would have that protection though OP. Even if you converted you are not Jewish looking. Your interest seems insincere anyways.


I don't think we can ever say never about poverty ect in a religion.....or race, since you made reference to Geeno 'looking Jewish'

But I won't derail the thread here anymore. There is a post somewhere about this at length...

One item of note: don't tell me to remove the spec from my eye in questioning something here, when you have a huge plank of misinformation in your own eyes, that you're calling fact to. (paraphrased from a favoured metaphor Matthew 7: 1-5)

I'm sure your intentions are good here, as your last sentence reflects, but lets keep it based in facts and questions....not in questionable facts, please I'm only asking for what I give here, nothing more or less.

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most circumsions are done for public health/birth control reasons by a doctor in a hospital, as opposed to the religious ceremony, which my only exposure to was a seinfeld episode
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:51 PM   #29 (permalink)
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What I read said most circumcision happens in Muslim countries. As a side.


Now Geeno, come back this thread is turning into a sausage fest literally.
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Personally I'd throw my hat in with the Mormons (if I were to convert).
Ever notice that most Mormon broads are fine-looking?
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^ Yes, except I mean that I agree to the opposite of that
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:22 AM   #32 (permalink)
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youd have to give up bacon.
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youd have to give up bacon.
Turkey bacon is better for you. Your conversion has already began to effect your health. It's funny how these little rules are actually scientifically beneficial.

I like to read through the law books and ponder what part of the code seems founded in culture and which ones transcend the bounds of time. With a little thought and insight many of these actually can be applied in a very healthy way. Some are just confusing...these seem to be more relevant to the time period.

This is the best thread you never posted in....let have some feedback man. I know I personally would love to here more about this.
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Old 12-12-2009, 12:37 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I might go to a synagogue and talk to a rabbi.
Just because you think that you are a jew does not make you a jew. If your mother wasn't a Jew then you are a goy (yiddish for gentile).

If you want to become a jew you must convert.
Here you have 2 choices, the unrecognised Reform or Conservative conversion which is a piece of piss but doesn't make you officially Jewish in the eyes of the rabbinate court or the state of Israel.

The second option is the Orthodox conversion which can take years and will demand a total change in your lifestyle (and the eventual circumsicion at least if you want to really fit in).

It's not for you geeno old boy.

You also need to pass an IQ test and score over 120.
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Bad dog has more of an edge on this convo for sure man. But I don't think you shouldn't try anyway.
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Bondi just spews hate regardless of the context. So don't listen to him saying it isn't for you.

Life is a personal journey and if you want to take this step take it.

Good luck brother, I hope you find what you need.
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Granted I may never be truly accepted but If I made the orthodox conversion, and raised children that way, they might be or their kids might be some day. If they stick with it.

And kitch, I could be your accountant. I actually have an accountant so I'd just pass it along.
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Granted I may never be truly accepted but If I made the orthodox conversion, and raised children that way, they might be or their kids might be some day. If they stick with it.

And kitch, I could be your accountant. I actually have an accountant so I'd just pass it along.
Bearsy, you can suck on my circumsiced Jewish sausage.

Geeno, if you make the whole orthodox conversion and 'shommer mitzvot'
then you will be perfectly acceptable as a jew or citizen of israel.
You don't actually have to go in for the chop, although you'll probably want to in the end.

Don't do it mang. orthodox life is fucked up, however once you've converted they can't take that away from you if you return to a more secular lifestyle.

Religion is soooooo dangerous for everyone. The idiots and the intelligent both.

find god in your life but you won't find it through religion.
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if you end up going to see the rabbi, be prepared for disappointment. three times, you gotta go ask to convert.
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