If Satan exists...

vickyyy? · 02-08-2010, 10:26 PM

I think he is going to manipulate the world through politics.

AND I also think we humans are going to be alive to witness the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but I think it'll be the Anti-Christ in disguise. This may happen after the zombie outbreak that I warned you guys of.

Or maybe I've somewhat lost my mind.

**Mafoo** · 02-08-2010, 10:28 PM

does satan necesarily have to be incarnated as a single person?

Grieves · 02-09-2010, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by vickyyy?

I think he is going to manipulate the world through politics.

AND I also think we humans are going to be alive to witness the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but I think it'll be the Anti-Christ in disguise. This may happen after the zombie outbreak that I warned you guys of.

Or maybe I've somewhat lost my mind.

I think that you should read some more books...

Your statement is pretty much the opening of the book of revelation....

The Rev · 02-09-2010, 06:58 AM

Anything to shake up politics. Also, it would be nice to have a candidate who actually kept his campaign promises once he got into office, and I think the Devil would, for the sake of garnering as much popularity as possible.

Of course, if the Devil actually existed, I doubt he would allow himself to get lured into anything as pointless as a war with God. After all, he is likely to be many orders of magnitude more intelligent than you or I, and even we little mortals know there's no way you could win such a war. It would be more within the Devil's interest to just play ball with God and make his own moves on the side.

The Rev

farmergiles · 02-09-2010, 03:04 PM

You make me lol vicks.

Cerpin Taxt · 02-15-2010, 06:43 PM

The fact that politics exist in the state they do/have is enough evidence to convince me of Satan's existence. Not that I think that he is some sort of tangible, external force...

Same with Jesus. I think his 'resurrection' would be reflected in a global conscious shift, one that will surely follow the collapse of this social structure we keep thinking is sustainable.

Sugar420 · 02-15-2010, 10:06 PM

aside from whatever way we may conceptualize, maybe resurrection as metaphor or judgement day as parable, anyway its clear that day of glory is coming soon, praise Jah!

kitch · 02-17-2010, 07:49 AM

if they don't allow smoking in heaven then I shall not go there.
-Mark Twain

~1~ · 02-17-2010, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kitch

if they don't allow smoking in heaven then I shall not go there.
-Mark Twain

So true...

I think the party is going to be in hell and heaven is going to a cold, neurotic wasteland of souls unable to move or grow without being told how.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun..."

~1~ · 02-17-2010, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by turmaline

genocide/pedophiles/rapists/war criminals/animal abuse/arsonists/sociopaths/psychopaths/child abusers/animal extinction/gangs/serial killers/etc./etc./etc.

I believe Satan already exists.

I believe humanity exists turm, as so eloquently you have pointed out.

Like The Rev said, if the devil were among us he wouldn't bother himself with the trivialities of humans, too little to gain...

We are the devil turm, every one of us is satan and every one of us is god and the decisions you make every day will steer you towards your devil or your god. There is no man in the sky listening to you before bedtime, there is no red horned dude in your closet waiting for that moment when you question your faith to spring out and tempt you with wickedness, there is only you and you alone to decide if this is heaven or hell.

SmokeaJoint · 02-17-2010, 09:22 AM

Ok, when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives, it will be a heaven on earth for me. I would have, like, fulfilled my purpose in life if that happened cause I spend a lot of time playing Left 4 Dead 2 on the xbox, and Resident Evil and the like so I feel prepared.

farmergiles · 02-17-2010, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by №1

every one of us is satan and every one of us is god

QFT

vickyyy? · 02-17-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeaJoint

Ok, when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives, it will be a heaven on earth for me. I would have, like, fulfilled my purpose in life if that happened cause I spend a lot of time playing Left 4 Dead 2 on the xbox, and Resident Evil and the like so I feel prepared.

you're probably going to die, broski.

SmokeaJoint · 02-17-2010, 04:06 PM

Eh, its likely, but I dunno theres some big guns in Texas. I dont spend all of my time on the game system, just the hours where insomnia keeps me awake. Still, its good fun right?

02-08-2010, 10:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
vickyyy? joined the dark side Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jorja Posts: 134 Thanks: 20 Thanked 48 Times in 32 Posts	If Satan exists... I think he is going to manipulate the world through politics. AND I also think we humans are going to be alive to witness the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but I think it'll be the Anti-Christ in disguise. This may happen after the zombie outbreak that I warned you guys of. Or maybe I've somewhat lost my mind.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,416 Times in 2,862 Posts	Anything to shake up politics. Also, it would be nice to have a candidate who actually kept his campaign promises once he got into office, and I think the Devil would, for the sake of garnering as much popularity as possible. Of course, if the Devil actually existed, I doubt he would allow himself to get lured into anything as pointless as a war with God. After all, he is likely to be many orders of magnitude more intelligent than you or I, and even we little mortals know there's no way you could win such a war. It would be more within the Devil's interest to just play ball with God and make his own moves on the side. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Cerpin Taxt Yahookan Zealot Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,213 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 843 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,011 Posts	The fact that politics exist in the state they do/have is enough evidence to convince me of Satan's existence. Not that I think that he is some sort of tangible, external force... Same with Jesus. I think his 'resurrection' would be reflected in a global conscious shift, one that will surely follow the collapse of this social structure we keep thinking is sustainable. __________________ Step Back. Evaluate. Recognize. "All memory is really a form of regurgitation of undigested experience." -Alan Watts

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Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,132 Thanks: 39 Thanked 176 Times in 728 Posts	aside from whatever way we may conceptualize, maybe resurrection as metaphor or judgement day as parable, anyway its clear that day of glory is coming soon, praise Jah!

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