The Magic Genie Thread

Gravity_Loss · 07-25-2010, 06:35 PM

While cleaning out your attic, you find an old brass oil lamp. While inspecting it, you think, "Damn, I bet I could make a sweet bubbler out of this!" While carring it back downstairs, a puff of smoke rises out of the end and a genie appears. He says, "I will grant you one with, but there are two rules. First rule, you must wish to partake in an activity that you want to do. I can't grant material wishes. Rule two, you must partake in your wish while high on marijuana. What is your wish?"

If you were granted your wish to do anything while high, what would it be?

I would want to drive a rally course while stoned.

yo. · 07-25-2010, 06:37 PM

sky dive

The_Jester · 07-25-2010, 06:53 PM

See the grateful dead play or smoke with my dead buddy but like bring him back for one last session. Awe man that'd be sick, I'd bring him back his bong.

Oh well this ones for you jazz

The Rev · 07-25-2010, 09:23 PM

Get my meat baton sucked by Jessica Alba.

The Rev

SmokeaJoint · 07-25-2010, 10:01 PM

I would love to be transported to the summit of Mt. Fuji at sunrise/sunset, just to sit up there all alone with nothing but a joint, some paper, and my pencils.

BibleGuy · 07-26-2010, 09:09 AM

Listen to God and play a hang drum.

Štulic · 07-26-2010, 09:34 AM

Get launched up to the ISS, spend some time in there circumfly the Earth a dozen times, shoot some cool pics, undock and fly back into the lower atmosphere, then jump out of the shuttle and sky dive right into my backyard.

Debaser · 07-26-2010, 09:16 PM

Stay high and never burn out.

~1~ · 07-26-2010, 09:35 PM

Two guys were in a gym after a tennis game, while in the shower guy one notices guy two has a big cork in his asshole. later when they were getting dressed, he couldn't help but ask...

"Say Bill" he says. "I don't want to be rude but I couldn't, uhh, help but notice the uhh, cork thingie..."

"Oh that" Bill said "See I was in the middle east at a bazaar and I picked up this lamp, when I rubbed it a Genie came out and said 'I shall grant you one wish for releasing me from the lamp!' I said 'No shit?'"

BibleGuy · 07-27-2010, 12:50 PM

@No1: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

The Rev · 07-27-2010, 01:10 PM

Genies got the fucked up sense of humor.

The Rev

07-25-2010, 06:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gravity_Loss What constitution? Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 425 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts	The Magic Genie Thread While cleaning out your attic, you find an old brass oil lamp. While inspecting it, you think, "Damn, I bet I could make a sweet bubbler out of this!" While carring it back downstairs, a puff of smoke rises out of the end and a genie appears. He says, "I will grant you one with, but there are two rules. First rule, you must wish to partake in an activity that you want to do. I can't grant material wishes. Rule two, you must partake in your wish while high on marijuana. What is your wish?" If you were granted your wish to do anything while high, what would it be? I would want to drive a rally course while stoned. __________________ Genesis 1:29 And God said, “See, I have given you every herb that yields seed which is on the face of all the Earth, and every tree whose fruit yields seed; to you it shall be for food.” Reason is the mind's awarness of itself. --- Zen ..)

07-25-2010, 06:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
yo. Controversial Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SOCAL Posts: 1,160 Thanks: 676 Thanked 202 Times in 143 Posts	sky dive __________________ "God" is an alien and we all came from another galaxy as an expansion of our specie's existence.

07-25-2010, 06:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
The_Jester The Fool Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 365 Thanks: 239 Thanked 178 Times in 98 Posts	See the grateful dead play or smoke with my dead buddy but like bring him back for one last session. Awe man that'd be sick, I'd bring him back his bong. Oh well this ones for you jazz __________________ In LOVING kindness, The forum fool.

07-25-2010, 09:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Get my meat baton sucked by Jessica Alba. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

07-26-2010, 09:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Debaser Baked Fresh Daily Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,186 Thanks: 32 Thanked 303 Times in 177 Posts	Stay high and never burn out. __________________ Wouldn't it be great to heal the world with only a song? Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

07-26-2010, 09:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
BibleGuy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 328 Thanks: 137 Thanked 136 Times in 85 Posts	Listen to God and play a hang drum.

07-26-2010, 09:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Be careful what you wish for. Two guys were in a gym after a tennis game, while in the shower guy one notices guy two has a big cork in his asshole. later when they were getting dressed, he couldn't help but ask... "Say Bill" he says. "I don't want to be rude but I couldn't, uhh, help but notice the uhh, cork thingie..." "Oh that" Bill said "See I was in the middle east at a bazaar and I picked up this lamp, when I rubbed it a Genie came out and said 'I shall grant you one wish for releasing me from the lamp!' I said 'No shit?'" __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

07-27-2010, 12:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
BibleGuy YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 328 Thanks: 137 Thanked 136 Times in 85 Posts	@No1: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

07-27-2010, 01:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,867 Thanks: 5,019 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	Genies got the fucked up sense of humor. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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